Richtofen's Betrayal

Chapter One: Never Trust a Doctor

"But I want my body back and I will destroy that evil Richtofen for taking my daddy away!" yelled Richtofen, shaking his fist at the little girl floating in the pyramid. But he spoke with Samantha's voice, instead of his own.

"Oh, it vurked! Wunderbar!" the little girl giggled with glee. She now sounded like Richtofen. She turned her head to look at Richtofen. "No! No body for you! My minions are mine again! Ohhhh...das ist sehr guuuut..."

Samantha's eyes rolled up inside her head, as Dempsey, Nikolai and Takeo looked at each other in confusion. Nikolai put his hand to his forehead.

"Maybe I have had too much vodka." he muttered.

Samantha noticed the other three and smiled.

"Ah, ja. My unconventional allies. I am so sorry, my friends." There was a pause, as everyone looked around in confusion. Richtofen, however, was still staring Samantha down.

"No, only joking. I despise you all. Espechially Dempschey. KILL ZEM MY MINIONS! GET ZE LITTLE GIRL FIRST!" Samantha yelled, as she sun bac down and the pyramid closed. Suddenly, a whole horde of zombies teleported in.

"They're swarming! Watch out!" yelled Tank, firing off his Stakeout, at the zombies.

Takeo stuck his Bowie knife into one of the zombies and yelled, "SHI-NE!" as he pulled it out.

Nikolai began firing off his Afterburner and screamed over the cacophony of zombies and weapons firing, "NO! NO VODKA FOR YOU!" He hit a zombie with the butt of his weapon when it came too close.

Richtofen had been standing in the corner, doing very little, even though he had the Wave Gun.

Dempsey glanced sideways at Richtofen, frustrated at how little he was doing to halt the increased amount of zombies.

"RICHTOFEN! USE THE FUCKING WAVE GUN!" he screamed at him, as another zombie fell victim to his Stakeout.

"Why did you call me that? I'm not Richtofen!" said Richtofen. Dempsey's brow furrowed at Richtofen's heightened girlish voice.

"My name is Samantha!" said Richtofen, stamping his foot and being oddly childish, even for him.

"Whaddya mean...?" But Dempsey was interrupted by Nikolai grabbing his shoulder, while Takeo grabbed the Wave Gun from Richtofen and used it on the zombies.

"QUIT BITCHING, AMERICAN! WE NEED TO GET TO THE TELEPORT OR WE DIE!"

"ALRIGHT! COME ON, RICHTOFFEN! I MEAN SAMANTHA! I MEAN...WHATEVER! LETS FUCKING MOVE!"

Dempsey grabbed Richtofen, as he muttered to himself, "So, this is what it's like when you're not controlling them..."

As they ran, a floating nuclear bomb appeared in front of them. Takeo smiled and reached out to touch it.

"Let the light of a thousand suns purify your soul!" But, just before he could touch it, it disappeared and Richtofen's laugh rang throughout Griffin Station.

"NEIN! No nuke for you, Takeo!"

Takeo made a frustrated noise, muttered something about, "dishonour" and followed the rest of the group outside. They all grabbed P.E.S's and shoved them on. Dempsey had to put Richtofen's on for him, as he seemed to have forgotten how.

They leaped into the teleporter. It took a long time, due to the lack of gravity.

"Weeee!" Richtofen squealed, as he landed. "It's just like flying!"

"Has he been stealing my vodka? He's crazy!" said Nikolai, staring at Richtofen.

"Perhaps is lack of honour?" said Takeo, as he landed behind them.

Dempsey just shook his head and pulled the teleport lever. The teleporter beeped and nothing happened.

"Main power offline. Back-up power active." said the female voice, surprisingly calm for the situation.

"Who didn't pay electric bill?" said Nikolai, as Dempsey pulled the switch multiple times.

"Are you freaking kidding me? No power!"

Richtofen's laugh echoed around the station again, as he gleefully announced, "I have turned off the power! You didn't really think I would let you escape that easily? ZEY ARE OUTSIDE MY MINIONS! KILL ZEM! DESTROY ZEEEEMMM!"

"FUCK!" Dempsey yelled, kicking the floor as hard as he could in low-gravity.

"You used a naughty word!" giggled Richtofen, pointing at Dempsey.

"I am close to hitting him." growled Nikolai, brandishing his Afterburner.

Zombies came jumping over the teleporter barriers and everyone, except Richtofen began to fire. It was surprisingly easy, until Richtofen spoke again.

"I vunder how you vould do, without veapons? Let us see, ja?" As Richtofen's voice said this, the weapons in everyone's hand disappeared. And yet, more zombies were coming.

"NO! I WANT TO DIE COVERED IN NAKED WOMEN AND VODKA!" yelled Nikolai, staring up at the swarming zombies.

"It was most honourable serving with you all." said Takeo, as he also stared up at the zombies.

"NO! NOT FAIR! I'm your leader! Obey meee!" Richtofen started crying, head in his hands.

"I'll see you all in hell, guys." said Dempsey. As the closest zombie reached out for him, he whispered one last, "Ooh-rah..."

Suddenly, everything went blue, as the zombies vanished and Richtofen's anquished cry of, "NEEEEEEEIIIIINNN!" vanished with them.

Dempsey landed on the ground with a hard thump. He could hear Takeo and Nikolai groaning nearby.

"Ow...my honour..."

"Vodka...I need vodka..."

Suddenly, a boot came into his field of vision and he looked up at a white-haired man, in a blood-stained lab-coat. He put the goggles he was wearing on his forehead and offered his hand to Dempsey.

"I am Ludvig Maxis. Wilkommen in Der Reise Zwei."

Hallo! Edvard Richtofen here! I have just come to tell you zat...SCWEINHUND! DIE! *BLAM* Now, vere vas I? Ah, ja. Review zis story, bitte. It vould just be nice. Also, I vill program ze teleport to send zombies to your house. COMING, DEMPSCHEY! So, review! Got to go! A crawler just valked in! Auf Widersehen!