So I write this for my Latin book, which is VERY VERY perverted lol. If you use The North America Fourth Edition Cambridge Latin Course Unit 1 then you know what I mean. So this will be the FIRST EVER LATIN KND FIC! I am really excited to be the first t write this! Now don't worry, it will be translated at the end. Oh and I have a new favorite saying in latin! Merda taurorum animas conturbit…which means Bullshit baffles brains. Haha! But if you were to put it in Google translator it would say Disquiet the souls of the excrement of bulls…STUPID right?

Need to know:

All V's are pronounced as W's so in order to say Wally, it would be written as Vally… get it?
All C's are pronounced as K's so in order to say Cuci, it would be written as CuCi…get it?

Syphax is the book's slave dealer. He is called a Venalicus (please note I wont be using letter accents for it will be very tiring and take to long.)

Also, you have to pronounce every letter in each word.

So I believe that's it…

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Vally ad portum ambulat. Vally est argentarius. Vally portum circuspectat. Vally navem Syriam videt et ad nave ambulat. Syphax prope navem stat.

"Salve, Spyhax." Clamat Vally. Syhax est venalicius. Syphax Vally salutat.

Vally servum quaerit. Syphax ridet. Ecce! Spyhax magnum servum habit. Vally servum spectat. Argentarius non est contentus. Argentarius servum non emit.

"Vinum!" clamat Syphax. Ancilla vinum bonum as vallem portat. Vally vinum bibit.

Vally ancilliam spectat. Ancilla est pulchra. Ancilla ridet. Ancilla Vallem delecat. Venalicius quoque ridet.

"Cuci cenam optimam coquit," inquit venalicius. "Cuci linguam Latinam discit. Cuci est docta et pulchra. Cuci…"

"Satis! Satis!" clamat Vally. Vally Cukem emit et ad villam revint. Cuci Vallem delcat.

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TRANSLATE TIME!
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Wally walks to the harbor. Wally is a banker. Wally looks around the port. Wally sees the Syrian ship and walks towards it. Syphax is standing by the ship.

"Hello, Syphax." Wally shouts. Syphax is a slave-dealer. Syphax greets Wally.

Wally is searching for a slave. Syphax laughs. See! Look! Syphax has a big slave. Wally looks at the slave. The banker is not satisfied. The banker does not buy the slave.

"Wine!" Shouts Syphax. The slave girl carries good wine to Wally. Wally drinks the wine.

Wally looks at the slave girl. The slave girl is beautiful. The slave girl laughs. The slave girl pleases Wally. The slave-dealer also laughs.

"Kuki cooks an excellent dinner," says the slave-dealer. "Kuki is learning the Latin language. Kuki is skillful at her job and is pretty. Kuki…"

"Enough! Enough!" Shouts Wally. Wally buys Kuki and returns to his house. Kuki pleases Wally.

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There you go! See what I mean by perverted? Lol, and now, just for shit and giggles, the Latin story translated by Google!

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Vally walks to the harbor. Vally is a silversmith. Vally circuspectat port. Syria to their ships and ship Vally wide walks. Syphax stands near the ship.

"Hail, Spyhax." He cries out, Vally. Is Syhax market. Syphax Vally salutes.

Vally servant he seeks. Syphax laughs. Behold! Spyhax great servant of the servant looks. Is not content with a silversmith. Not be the servant bought a silversmith.

"Wine!" Cries out Syphax. Carries the valley as the handmaid of good wine. Vally drank wine.
Vally ancilliam looks. Is the handmaid of the beautiful. The handmaid of laughs. Delecatthe handmaid of the valley. Marker also laughs.

"Kuki best burns supper," he said market. "Kuki learns the use of Latin. Kuki is learnedand beautiful. Kuki ... "

"Enough! Enough! "Cries out Vally. Vally revint to the town and bought the bond woman.Kuki delcat the valley.

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So yea! Lol, goggle is so stupid!