Phemie and Fern
A.N.: Hey people! I know what you're all thinking, "Didn't you say you were continuing 'The Wizard of Fireside Oz'?" Yes, yes I did, but, I'm having MAJOR writers block with it, so I'm working on this! Anyway, ON WITH THE STORY!
"So Fern, what should we do today?" Phemie Flynn, – a girl with a triangle-shaped head (though less angled than Phineas), red hair (like Phineas), and a dress with white and orange stripes – asked her stepsister Fern Fletcher – a girl who looked a lot like Ferb, but with her green hair in a bun, with two strands falling down the sides of her face, and a dress that was white at the top, and purple the rest of the way down – who just shrugged, being a girl of few words. "What about Kerry, what does she want to do?" Phemie asked
Kerry just made a odd "Drroo Drroo Drroo" sound.
"Well She IS a Koala, and they don't do much. Hey were did she go?"
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As if in answer to that question, a Koala came from around the corner, jumped on her hind legs, put on a fedora, and jumped through a secret door in the house. She came down in a small elevator, and walked to a small chair. Suddenly a woman in her mid 50's with short gray hair and a dark green suit said:
"Good agent K, the evil Professor Hanna Doofenshmirtz has stolen all the monkeys in the Tri- State Area. Monkeys, really? Kelly, am I reading this right?" A nasal teenage girl's voice said:
"Yes, ma'am."
"OK…If this was anyone else, it would just be weird. But with Doofenshmirtz, you can never tell. So get out there, and stop her!" Kerry saluted, jumped in a Koala-mobile, and flew away.
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"You know Fern, the first thing they're going to ask us when we get back to school is: 'What did you do over the summer'! We better have something cool to tell them."
"Maybe it would help if we played our theme song," Fern said.
"Sure. COME OUT YOU TWO!" Phemie yelled off screen. Two Familiar boys named Phineas and Ferb came out
"1… 2… 3…!" Phineas said as a Familiar tune played:
There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation,
'Til school comes along just to end it,
So the annual problem for our generation,
Is finding a good way to spend it
Like maybe: Crossing the tundra or building a rollercoaster,
Skiing down a mountain of beans,
Devising a system for remembering everything,
Or synchronizing submarines,
Racing chariots, taming tiger sharks, constructing a portal to Mars,
Building a time machine, stretching a rubber tree, or wailing away on guitars! This could possibly be the best day ever! And the forecast says that tomorrow will likely be a million and six times better. And let's make sure that in every single possible way, Today is gonna be a great day!
Let's put our heads together and design a master plan,
We may miss dinner, but I know mom will understand
We've got our mission and some pliers, yogurt, gumballs, and desire,
And a pocket full of rubber bands, the manual on handstands,
A unicycle, compass, and a camera that won't focus,
And a canteen full of soda, grab a beach towel, here we go!
(This is Fern-tastic!) So stick with us
'Cause Phemie and Fern are gonna do it all!
"Thanks, you two!" Phemie said to the boys as they left.
"No problem!" Phineas said.
"I still got nothing. And I, for one, am starting to get bored, and boredom is something of up with which I will not put! I mean, no school for three months? Our lives should be sweet as a candy store! And I mean a good candy store, not like that one from the school fair last year."–The girls flash-backed to that candy store, which was just a stand with 4 bags of gummy bears, and a small cotton candy maker. –
"Man that was lame," Phemie started. "If I had a candy store I would- That's it! I know what we're gonna do today!"
Then Landon Flynn (their dad) came into the backyard and said to the girls:
"Girls, I have to go to the store, be good."
"We will," Phemie said. Then when dad left, she said:
"We'll build a candy store!"
A.N.: Ya know, I'm already done with the second chapter. Should I post it later?