August 14th 2016

New York, New York

Dr. Blowhole's Lair

10:30 P.M. Eastern Standard time

(blowhole's POV)

"Dr. Blowhole," Red one said, "the device is ready for testing." "Excellent work Red one," I said, "is the test subject ready?" "Yes master," Red one said with a weird accent. "for the last time stop with the igor thing," I said. "sure thing boss," red one said. I drove up to my lastest invention a bird was picked as my test subjected. "Um can you let me out of here?" He said. "no," I said. He tried pounding on the cage only to find that it was electrified "what is that for?" he asked, "You don't need to put me in a electrified enclosure." "Oh no," I said, "don't worry the electric fence is only there to contain what you going to evolve into…or in this case…devolve." I said.

"Devolve what do you mean devolve?" the pigeon asked, "your not turning me into a cavebird!" "I'm so glad you feel that way," Blowhole said, "Red One ready the…" "EVOLUTION REVERSER!" "How far back sir?" "Set it to Sixty Five Million years!" I said. "what?" the pigeon said. "Set!" another lobster said. "Ready!" I shouted, "Aim!" A massive weapon was moved into the room on a track and aimed at the pigeon and aimed his way. A pair of doors slid shut once the massive gun was in position. "oh I also want Tasers on full charge!" I shouted. a couple lobsters turned on their tasers. "what are the tasers for?" the pigeon asked. "You ask to many questions," I replied.

"wait…let's talk about this…" "FIRE!" The massive gun fired and hit the poor test subject sending feathers flying everywhere. Once the light from the gun vanished I laughed evilly. Where the bird once stood in the cage a raptor stood in his place. "yes! The…" "MINDJACKER!" "ergh…" I said pushing another button, "EVOLUTION REVERSER!" "…works beyond my wildest expections!" I said, "With this device I will transform the penguins into prehistoric predators That will unleashed chaos upon the city of new york!" "And then with the human military distracted…I will devolve the human race by a billion years until they're reduced into amoebas!" The raptor inside the cage was trying to escape making threatening noises… "use the tasers…" I said and the raptor was quickly subdued. "Bring him to the secure Dino containment area…" "Right away Doc!" Red one said the lobsters started driving the cage away. It was on a forklift.

Suddenly their was a loud clapping coming from the screen. I turned around to see my father, "What do you want,"I said. "Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!" my father said, "Congratuations on your first plan!" "this isn't my first plan," I said, "I had other plans…" "If you could call them plans…I mean ring of fire? What is this a cliché children's TV show." "This converstation is over," I said, "goodbye dad…it hasn't been pleasant…" "Well the feelings mutural…" My dad said before signing off. "Oh I hate him," I said. how dare he criticize my plan he doesn't even know what a good plan even is! "Oh well I don't need his praise," I muttered. And then Dr. Bottlenose teleported into my base.

"Ah Dr. Bottlenose," I said, "I don't think we properly met last time." "Ah Dr. blowhole still as arrogant as when we last met," He replied. "So what does my dopplerganger who took out a bunch of alternate pen-gu-wins easily…but can't defeat the team pen-gu-win of this universe…" "I need your help," he said, "together we could destroy those penguins in every universe they exist…" "I can't defeat the penguin alone! I can't even defeat them by teaming up with their other enemies…what makes you think working with you will change that…" "I already sent them to another universe…" "good for you," I said. "Why do you even call them Pen-gu-wins?" He said, "You can't even speak English correctly!" "First of all, you don't have to known proper grammer to be a genius…and second," I said, "I call them that to annoy them…"

"any way your plan to turn the penguins into dinosaurs will never come to past…" "Before I kick you out of my base…what do you mean by that?" I said, "it's brilliant!" "On paper," Dr. Bottlenose said, "but brilliant plans are worth nothing because I will kill the penguins before they can even return to his universe." "Kill the penguins?" I said, "in your dreams…good luck your going to need it…" "I killed thousands of team penguins!" "Then thousands will take their place," I replied, "face it your finally meet your match with this team penguin!" "we'll see about that," bottlenose said, "also you installed the power unit on your Evolution Reverser upside down!" "Get OUT OF MY LAIR!"

"yelling at someone to leave didn't stop Kai…now did it?" "oh shut…what how do you know about Kai?" "that was my last chance of killing the penguins in this universe…but obviously Kai can't help but to steal all the chi of everyone he faced along the way," he said, "in fact you, dave, and shen were supposed to be allied with him not with the penguins…and their traditional allies were supposed to be there…but Kai just had to mess up by attacking you! And the warriors of the Jade Palace were not supposed to be involved!" "Get out of my lair," I repeated. "Or what?" He said. "or your face will get realigned by…" "CHROMECLAW!" "what a stupid name…" Dr. Bottlenose said.

The Chromeclaw appeared behind him and roared. Dr. Bottlenose turned around on his segway, "Okay…You win!" The Chromeclaw watched with sasfication as Dr. Bottlenose teleported out. I hear something crawl past, "Red one did you forget lock the Sea Scorpion cage?" "Um why?" "Because their on my ceiling!" I shouted. "Um…I'll go get the net," Red one said. "come on pen-gu-wins defeat this imposer from another universe…so I can proceed with my revenge!" "We have the trans-dimensional portal we might be able to help," red one said. "nah the alliance is long over I assure you and second…we don't even know what universe they're in…" "Oh…" "And knowing the pen-gu-wins…their going to come on top…no matter how long the odds are…" I said, "NOW GET THOSE SEA SCORPIONS BACK IN THEIR CAGE!" I turned to parker as red one ran off. "don't look at me," Parker said, "Your not paying me to keep watch over the Jurassic World you have back their…"

I put a check with a large amount in front of Parker. "I am now," I said. "I'll get the taser," parker said grabbing the check, "Red one we're going sea scorpion hunting!" "um…sure?" red one said as the Sea scorpions ran off to a dark corner of the base. "Why did I devolve those scorpions," I muttered, "as I heard a massive buzzing sound." "And somebody kill that giant dragonfly already!" I shouted. "I'm on it boss!" another lobster shouted. "ergh," I said, "I can't wait for the penguins to return so I can actually begin my evil plan!"

The End…