New story!! One out of many… -_- But, I hope you like it. :) As always, I own nothing and this has yaoi (boyxboy) so please don't read if you don't like. It's NaruSasu, which means Naruto is seme. :P Please enjoy. AND COMMENT!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE COMMENT!!! I BEG YOU!! DX Ok, I'm done. ENJOY!! :D
"Any young women who wants to be this year's bachelorette for the hit series The Bachelor, please come and sign up tonight at the down town library. Tonight's the only night, so come on down! You don't want to miss this great opportunity! The library is closing at midnight, so hurry!"
Sakura sat there staring at the TV; the next commercial flickering onto the screen, then looked over at the clock hanging on the wall. 11:26pm. She shot out of her seat and bolted up the stairs to her brother's room. "Sasuke!!" she yelled while pounding on his door. "Sasuke Sasuke Sasuke Sasuke!!" The door was flung open, revealing a very irritated and sleep deprived Uchiha.
"What the hell do you want?!" he asked her angrily. "I worked for the last 18 hours, I want to sleep!!"
"But Sasuke!" the pink haired, 19 year old whined. "I need to get to the library as soon as possible!"
"You can drive yourself!" he exclaimed, turning to walk back into his room and go to bed. Seriously, sometimes he wished he was never adopted. Well, he wished he was never adopted into this family anyway. He loved his baby sister and all, but she was so damn annoying. He shouldn't have to put up with her as much as he does. Sakura grabbed desperately at his arm.
"Sasuke, you know full well my car's in the shop getting a new paint coating! And mom and dad are on vacation for the next three weeks!" He glared at her.
"Why do you need to go to the library at 11:30 at night anyway?" Sasuke questioned. And that's when Sakura got one of the dreamy looks that he wanted to gag at when he saw it.
"Because I have to sign up to be a bachelorette for this year's The Bachelor! And oh my God, he's so hot this year, I swear." she started tugging on his arm, trying to pull him along with her. "Please Sasuke? This is a once in a lifetime chance! They never come to Konoha! And they probably never will again! Please please please Sasuke?"
Sasuke sighed in defeat. As annoying as Sakura was, she always managed to get him to cave. "Fine, hurry up, I know that you'll want to put on a crap load of makeup and shit."
She squealed happily and dashed off to her room. Sasuke sighed again and walked back into his room. He had to comb his bed head hair and grab his car keys. He looked into the mirror in his bathroom and grabbed up the gel he uses for his hair, making it spike up in the back. He didn't know why he continued to style his hair like that even after so many people called it duck-butt hair.
Sasuke decided to wash his face and brush his teeth. Hey, you never know if you're going to meet someone important, right? He finished freshening up and made his way down stairs, slipping on his jacket before going to the front door. "Sakura!" he called "I'm going on out to the car! Hurry up!" And go to the car is what he did. Sasuke started up the engine and looked at the time. 11:43. That girl better flipping speed up her getting ready process.
Sasuke was just about to go back in and yell at her again when he saw Sakura emerge from the house and run toward the car and him. "Sorry I took so long." she breathed out when she opened the passenger side door and slid into the seat. "Now drive!"
"Yeah, yeah." he said and pulled out of the driveway and almost floored it the whole way to the library just to make it there in time. Once parked Sakura jumped out of the car at lightning speed and made for the entrance.
"Come on!!" she yelled at Sasuke.
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"Thank you for registering Miss Haruno Sakura." the man at the sign up booth smiled at them before glancing back down at the paper. "Ah, wait a minute, Miss. It says that you're only 19?" Sakura looked at the gray haired man wearing a mask in surprise.
"Is that a problem?"
"Oh, no, not at all." he said with a curve of his visible eye, the other hiding behind part of his headband. "It's just that you're under aged for alcohol. And to be part of this program you'll need someone at legal age to be there and supervise you the whole three months to make sure you don't drink any."
"But… Both my parents are on vacation for three more weeks…" suddenly an idea popped into her head. "Hey Saaaasukeeeee."
Sasuke, who was looking at the long list of other girls that registered, turned his attention to his younger sister. "Hm?" And that's when he noticed her huge puppy eyes and pouty lip. "Ugh… What do you want this time?" he asked with a sigh.
"I need someone to supervise me while I'm there that's at least 21." Oh boy, did he know where this was going. "And mom and dad are both gone…"
"Fine."
"Please Sasuke, I promise that I… Wait, what? You said you'll do it?" she asked confused.
"Why not? I need a break from work anyway." Sasuke turned to look at the man behind the desk. "How much do you want so that she automatically gets in the top ten?" he asked pointedly.
"2,000. Cash. Upfront." Boy wasn't this guy a greedy bastard.
"Hn." Sasuke got out his wallet and pulled out the desired amount, glancing at the gapping face that Sakura was making at him. "Just think of it as your birthday present for the next two years." She, once again, squealed and hugged her adopted brother fiercely. "S-Sakura… Can't… Breath…"
"Ah! Sorry Sasuke!" she gasped out, letting him go.
That's when a new presence entered the scene. "Oi, Kakashi, time to explain the rules to the crowd." Sakura stared at the man who just entered, both hands clasped firmly over her mouth to prevent her scream of excitement. There he stood. Uzumaki Naruto, the bachelor, in all his blond hair, tan skinned, and toned body glory. "Oh, who's this?" he asked after noticing Sasuke and Sakura standing there.
"Haruno Sakura and her older brother Uchiha Sasuke. She's going to be in the ten chosen and he's going to go and supervise her so she can't drink. She's only 19." Kakashi explained to him.
"Ah, well, it's nice to meet you." he said politely, causing Sakura to almost faint right on the spot. "Sakura, can you go in that room with the rest of the girls?" She nodded and scampered off down the hall to the waiting room, Kakashi following slowly behind her. Naruto turned to Sasuke, who raised an elegant black eyebrow at him.
"And you." he said, giving him a long look before he broke out into a devious looking smile. Sakura was right. This guy was freaking sexy. Naruto moved closer to him, sizing him up with his eyes. "Hmm… This might make things more difficult…" he stated, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.
"How so?" Sasuke asked in mild curiosity.
"Well, for starters, you're a pretty boy, and you obviously have a lot of money to be able to pay Kakashi's bribes. I mean, normal people don't go around with 2,000 dollars cash in their wallets." He shrugged his shoulders. "And you know how girls like pretty rich boys."
"So, you're saying that my being there is going to interfere with this whole bachelor and bachelorette thing cause of my looks and money status?" Sasuke questioned while crossing his arms, keeping his face impassive. But really, on the inside, he was blushing like a school girl. The sexy blond bachelor called him pretty. Right after not so secretly checking him out.
"Yep. Most of them would pick you. You're way better looking and have more money than me." Naruto scratched his nose.
"Wait." Now Sasuke was confused. Didn't the blond know how hot he was? And how was he doing this whole thing if he didn't have money? "How are you doing this if you don't have money?"
"Oh, well, it's all my uncle's idea anyway. I'm not even into this type of thing. It's probably another way for him to stalk attractive women." he said nonchalantly.
"What?! You mean he's going to stalk my sister?!" the raven flipped out and glared at Naruto.
"No no no!" Naruto raised his hands in defense. "He only goes for women over the age of 21 so he can get them drunk and stuff. Trust me, he wants to do everything legally. He's had enough run-ins with the cops already."
Sasuke sighed in relief. "He better not try and pull anything on her." he warned the blond.
"Don't worry, I'll tell him everything." Naruto laughed. "And besides, you'll be there too to keep an eye on her, remember? And if my uncle does try to pull anything, I give you permission to beat him. Heck, I'll even beat him for you. I can't stand how he flaunts all over them. I mean, they're not even that good. But, whatever." he shrugged then grabbed Sasuke by the arms. "Now come on. I got to introduce you to the girls and see which ones would still choose me over you."
Sasuke blushed lightly at the contact. Screw being stoic all the time. Being semi-held by the hot bachelor was enough to make even his heart rate increase. Sasuke was starting to thinking that maybe this whole thing wasn't such a good idea anymore. He's seen some of these types of shows before, so he knows that he'll be seeing a lot of Naruto doing extremely sexy things. And if he gets even more affected by this man, Sasuke might end up trying to get the girls eliminated on purpose. Especially if one that he doesn't like starts being too flirty. Except Sakura, cause if he got her kicked off, he would have to leave too.
He could do something that would make them mad. Or maybe he could even try to make them go after him instead (gag), and then he would harshly tell them to fuck off. Yeah, that would cause them to become an emotional wreck and they would have to get kicked off because they weren't interested in Naruto anymore. That's a great plan. Sasuke smirked at the ideas.
Wait a minute. Why is he thinking these things? He's known the blond for maybe ten minutes and he's already coming up with conspiracy plans? He looked up at Naruto, who was still leading him by the arm, and blushed again. Yep, he was done for. What had Sakura gotten him mixed up in time?
Naruto led him into the waiting room. He never thought he would see this many people of the female gender all at the same time. It was crazy. "Ok!" He called out to all the girls. "How many of you would choose me over this guy?" he indicated to me. Probably only ten of the hundreds of hands shot up, Sakura included. Naruto deadpanned, "Of course…" He looked at Sasuke with a knowing smirk. "Told you so, you're way more attractive than me."
Sure, Sasuke may be better looking in some regards, but he thought the blond was extremely good-looking, and his opinion is the only one that matters. Forget about all those hot air filled hoe bags. Naruto only needed him. WTF?! Stop thinking things like that! Bad Sasuke, bad!! Sasuke berated himself. This was going to be one long three months.