Link In New Hyrule
Dark Rainbow 3- I don't Own zelda! Ya happy!? I said it! there! oh, ya. The moblins are the pig guards form the forsaken fortress.
Link walks through a hallway in the time-frozen castle
Link- is walking Hmmm... what ugly moblin and Dark Nut (big guys with armer) statues...
Narrator- What Link didn't know, is that those "Statues" and he called them, are actually moblins and dark nuts that are frozen in the space-time contimuom. Or in other words, their frozen in time.
Link- This is so... creepy... Hey, look! 3 triangle blocks that look like the triforce! ( rearanges them into the holes) Ooooo... Perdy statue of me moving... hey, theirs a stair case there! Runs up stairs to statue, trips
Link- Ow! Son of a...runs up again, trips
Link- Ow! Son of a...walks up stairs looking at his feet as not to trip, walks into statue, falls down the stairs
Link- Ow! Son of a- bonk Ow! Son of a- bonkOw! Son of a- bonkOw! Son of a- Oof! lands at the base of the stairs
Link- I gotta watch my step. walks up stairs carefully, goes down to the basement
Link- It's... KFC! eats from a bucket of chicken, starts to drool Mmmm... Chicken...
Narrator- Ahem! Link! The master sword!
Link- Oh,ya! It's... squints Line...
Narrator- the.
Link- It's the... squints line...
Narrator- Master Sword!
Link- It's the Master Sword!
Narrator- Bum bum bum!!!
Link- Narrator? was that really necessary?
Narrator- No, but is was fun! :)
Link- Oy vay... Well here goes nothing... grabs the sword, pullls it out
holds his pose with his eyes closed opens one eye then the other
Hey, aren't I supposed to be 7 years older by now?
Narrator- Um, no. your thinking of oot.
Link- oh. Shucks! :(
Room dims and goes all misty
Link- Oh, boy. it's another cut scene
cut scene shows everything getting colour and the guards moving like nothing happened
Moblin- (sees the statue and the triforce blocks are moved) Wow. That never happened before. walks into a a dark nut Wow. That never happened before slams into a pillar Wow. That never happened befo- no, wait. that's happened before. Lottsa times', actually.
Link- after defeating all but for 2 moblin's and 2 Dark nutson balcony/2nd floor thingy
moblin- I'ma gonna get's ya, boy! swings staff thing and hits Link, Link falls over he he he...
Dark nut- thinking: I hate this pig. he's in my way... swings his sword trying to hit link, misseshits moblin
moblin- Argh!!! falls off balcony and dies (that happend to me in my game file, really!)
Dark Nut- Looks down woops...
Link- Knocks Dark Nut off edge also, killing him ( also happened to me)
Link- goes down stairs sees dark nut and moblin
Link- Hey, Moblin! Yo momma wears combat boots!
Moblin- is behind dark nut Why you little...! swings staff, link does a backflip, hits darknut instead
Dark nut- Ow! I'll show him... Swings sword, misses link on perpose, hits moblin, kills it
Link- Ha! to readers Works every time! swings sword at almost dead dark nut, kills it I just wrote a victory song thing!
Narrator/auther- Suddenly, the dark nuts and moblins get into a pyrmide formation behind link, Zelda/Tetra comes out
Tetra- refering to LinkI made it through the wilderness! Du du du du du du du du! turns to Zelda
Zelda- Didn't know how lost I was till' I found you...
Link- in backround does a victory dance
Makar- Ya! I like big trees and I cannot lie! You other brothers can't deny! That when a tree comes in with an iddy biddy waist and someone farts in your face you get- tree brance hits him
Snot boy- from outset island Feelings!
5 redeads appear
Redead #1- It's fun to stay at the-
All redeads- Y M C A!
Redead #1- It's fun to stay at the-
All redeads- Y M C A.
Gannon- Do you really wanna hurt me! OW! Do ya really wanna make me cry!
Everyone- Yes!
Gannon. Oh. starts crying and runs away Mommy! I want my mommy! Now! Waaaah!!!
Auther- Ok, lets skip the rest of this crud
Link- infront of this pyrimed thingy Dance to the music! now talking about the moblins and the dark nuts Take out your partner! Huzzah! The end! Now go away! right now! Please? Stop that! I'll get my blankie! I will!
Dark Rainbow 3- Ok, the story is over now. I know,it's kinda short, or long, you be the judge. but please reveiw and no flames. I'll send my ostridge Mr. crackers for you if you don't ...(...)I'll need your reviews to make another chapter.
Any hoo, Darkness, away! disipears in a puff of black smoke like the bad dudes disipears when you kill them sorry for all the bad spelling. I'm on the last weakend of summer vacation, and I've forgotten 1/2 the things i learned last year. i forgotten how to spell too. :(
Dark Rainbow 3- I don't Own zelda! Ya happy!? I said it! there! oh, ya. The moblins are the pig guards form the forsaken fortress.
Link walks through a hallway in the time-frozen castle
Link- is walking Hmmm... what ugly moblin and Dark Nut (big guys with armer) statues...
Narrator- What Link didn't know, is that those "Statues" and he called them, are actually moblins and dark nuts that are frozen in the space-time contimuom. Or in other words, their frozen in time.
Link- This is so... creepy... Hey, look! 3 triangle blocks that look like the triforce! ( rearanges them into the holes) Ooooo... Perdy statue of me moving... hey, theirs a stair case there! Runs up stairs to statue, trips
Link- Ow! Son of a...runs up again, trips
Link- Ow! Son of a...walks up stairs looking at his feet as not to trip, walks into statue, falls down the stairs
Link- Ow! Son of a- bonk Ow! Son of a- bonkOw! Son of a- bonkOw! Son of a- Oof! lands at the base of the stairs
Link- I gotta watch my step. walks up stairs carefully, goes down to the basement
Link- It's... KFC! eats from a bucket of chicken, starts to drool Mmmm... Chicken...
Narrator- Ahem! Link! The master sword!
Link- Oh,ya! It's... squints Line...
Narrator- the.
Link- It's the... squints line...
Narrator- Master Sword!
Link- It's the Master Sword!
Narrator- Bum bum bum!!!
Link- Narrator? was that really necessary?
Narrator- No, but is was fun! :)
Link- Oy vay... Well here goes nothing... grabs the sword, pullls it out
holds his pose with his eyes closed opens one eye then the other
Hey, aren't I supposed to be 7 years older by now?
Narrator- Um, no. your thinking of oot.
Link- oh. Shucks! :(
Room dims and goes all misty
Link- Oh, boy. it's another cut scene
cut scene shows everything getting colour and the guards moving like nothing happened
Moblin- (sees the statue and the triforce blocks are moved) Wow. That never happened before. walks into a a dark nut Wow. That never happened before slams into a pillar Wow. That never happened befo- no, wait. that's happened before. Lottsa times', actually.
Link- after defeating all but for 2 moblin's and 2 Dark nutson balcony/2nd floor thingy
moblin- I'ma gonna get's ya, boy! swings staff thing and hits Link, Link falls over he he he...
Dark nut- thinking: I hate this pig. he's in my way... swings his sword trying to hit link, misseshits moblin
moblin- Argh!!! falls off balcony and dies (that happend to me in my game file, really!)
Dark Nut- Looks down woops...
Link- Knocks Dark Nut off edge also, killing him ( also happened to me)
Link- goes down stairs sees dark nut and moblin
Link- Hey, Moblin! Yo momma wears combat boots!
Moblin- is behind dark nut Why you little...! swings staff, link does a backflip, hits darknut instead
Dark nut- Ow! I'll show him... Swings sword, misses link on perpose, hits moblin, kills it
Link- Ha! to readers Works every time! swings sword at almost dead dark nut, kills it I just wrote a victory song thing!
Narrator/auther- Suddenly, the dark nuts and moblins get into a pyrmide formation behind link, Zelda/Tetra comes out
Tetra- refering to LinkI made it through the wilderness! Du du du du du du du du! turns to Zelda
Zelda- Didn't know how lost I was till' I found you...
Link- in backround does a victory dance
Makar- Ya! I like big trees and I cannot lie! You other brothers can't deny! That when a tree comes in with an iddy biddy waist and someone farts in your face you get- tree brance hits him
Snot boy- from outset island Feelings!
5 redeads appear
Redead #1- It's fun to stay at the-
All redeads- Y M C A!
Redead #1- It's fun to stay at the-
All redeads- Y M C A.
Gannon- Do you really wanna hurt me! OW! Do ya really wanna make me cry!
Everyone- Yes!
Gannon. Oh. starts crying and runs away Mommy! I want my mommy! Now! Waaaah!!!
Auther- Ok, lets skip the rest of this crud
Link- infront of this pyrimed thingy Dance to the music! now talking about the moblins and the dark nuts Take out your partner! Huzzah! The end! Now go away! right now! Please? Stop that! I'll get my blankie! I will!
Dark Rainbow 3- Ok, the story is over now. I know,it's kinda short, or long, you be the judge. but please reveiw and no flames. I'll send my ostridge Mr. crackers for you if you don't ...(...)I'll need your reviews to make another chapter.
Any hoo, Darkness, away! disipears in a puff of black smoke like the bad dudes disipears when you kill them sorry for all the bad spelling. I'm on the last weakend of summer vacation, and I've forgotten 1/2 the things i learned last year. i forgotten how to spell too. :(