Konoha- October 10th Naruto Age 6
It was a serenity around the village at 6 in the morning. The ninjas in Konoha were starting to wake up for training or for their jobs. Most Anbu didn't expect it, but a little blonde headed tyke was building up for one of his greatest pranks yet. It was focusing in on three individual people. The people were Kakashi, Anko, and the new Chuunin Asuma then the great clan Hyuuga, and the Uchicha.
Naruto had planned that Kakashi would wake up, and go to the pet store to get more dog treats for his summons. So he had planted one of his Sexy No Jutsu clones to wait there to deliver him a perverted book. This was before Kakashi was introduced to Icha Icha series; the second part of the plan was to put up fliers for kitten lovers to come to the store to find themselves a friendly pussy.
Anko's misfortune was getting all of her clothes switched around with the local whore house, and this prank had failed terribly, because Anko then got a Fetish for making other guys lust about her body every day.
Asuma was a great boy with lots of potential; he was clean from any type of drug, alcohol or anything of that sort. Asuma was always crushing on someone named Kurenai, not that anyone would guess that about our Asuma. Naruto had fed some false information to Asuma's spy that was trying to figure stuff about her. The false information was that she liked Chain smoking, Alcoholics, and Excessive gamblers. He then took up all three, and whatever feelings she had for him left with that.
The Anbu had gotten multiple complaints about a silver haired man that was publically reading porn, and most Anbu expected this little pervert to be Jyraiya. Little did they know that the famed Sharingan Kakashi was now a full blown pervert.
Naruto was standing throughout the surrounding area watching each of these pranks unfold, he was laughing his head off at what happened to Asuma. He got rejected by the hottest genin probably in the whole time that Konoha was around, and he probably had a chance with her before. Then Kakashi, was beat up by a bunch of cat lovers for reading the Icha Icha cat series. The other funny thing about that is he actually began to like the series, and thanked the henged form of Naruto for giving him the book. He was a little freaked out, and turned on about Anko's reaction to the clothes but nothing surprised him anymore.
He was now on to prank the stuck up Hyuuga's for all that they did to him(Criticized, beat up, and the occasional Flying panda.) The prank will consist of having one of Sasuke Uchicha's jacket and leaving it behind while flying the Hyuuga's undergarments from a wooden post. He got past the guards by pretending to being a Hyuuga by henging into Neji. He took Hiashi's underpants leaving Sasuke's jacket behind, and then henged into Hinata and left the compound. As he was looking for a position to watch this all unfold he was ambushed, and captured by a couple of Kumo Nin. She(Still henged as Hinata), was taken from the post and was bound, gagged, and knocked out. Naruto was then thrown onto the back of the Kumo Nin to be taken to the Raikage.
The Anbu Yugao, walked into their lounge to see all the Anbu sitting their laughing at the series of pranks pulled on Kakashi, Anko, and Asuma. She sat down since her shift was over, and began to talk with them.
"So do we have any Idea who started all these pranks?" She asked
"Nah, but if I had to place money on it, it would have to be the little kid from hell."
"Do you mean Naruto Uzumaki?"
"Yeah that little kid can pull some Major shit from time to time." Ibiki stated
The Hokage burst into the room with eyes full of terror, and rage. The room's killer intent was spiked beyond breathing space. While half of the Anbu was struggling to breath, Itachi asked the Hokage what was wrong.
"The Hyuuga saw some enemy ninja run off with Hinata, but later it figured out to be that she was safe in home."
"Then what is the problem" asked Itachi
"After checking their tapes, it was Naruto who was captured and was Henged as Hinata to pull a prank on the Hyuugas. " He stated
All the Anbu in the room were deathly silent contemplating on what to do. These enemy ninja had a humongous head start from them, and now have the Kyuubi's host. They shuddered to think that whatever nation had acquired the Jinchuuriki that it would be used against them in some odd way.
"Do we have any Idea at where they might be going?"
"From what we know they were running to the path of Kumo." Stated the Hokage
Itachi began to think out of what would now happen, so if Kumo is now in possession of the Jinchuuriki, then the chakra alone could be enough to take down all other nations will little to no effort. Hopefully we will have defenses that will protect against all of that soon enough.
"So what is our plan of action if Kumo is in control of three Jinchuuriki?"
"Well both of the younger Jinchuuriki are both ages 6, so that will give us some time to prepare for an invasion. I just hope that we can get Naruto back." The Hokage said
Sorry about the short first chapter, it's more of just an introductory chapter where it explains how Naruto ended up in Kumo. For the pairing I would enjoy keeping it a secret for now. I aim to have this being pretty long in length. Maybe 2-3 updates a week with it averaging from 3-7k, with the occasional 10-12k. I eat reviews like I eat cookies, so I would like quite a few inspiring reviews with some of them giving me pointers since this is my first fiction.