Really bizarre Midnight Sun Parody I was Bored

by Peace is GOODandsoisrent

Um, I was bored. You don't even have to read it, I was bored and a little hyper. Please ignore. rated K just in case you guys can't take the word sexy.

1. Chapter 1

Midnight Sun

My idea what is going on in the boy's head all throughout twilight. By the way, I love the series, and this parody is in no way an insult to Stephenie Meyer's amazing novel. This is simply based off of an inside joke.

I am a vampire. I know, right? Weird. So, anyways, when I was in my junior year of highschool (even though I'm actually over 100 years old I still gotta go to highschool ), there was this really pale brunette girl who blushed a lot. SHE WAS SO TASTY!!!!! LIKE, I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND IT!!!! So I wanted to kill her A LOT, many days, I'd be all like try not to kill her, try not to kill her, o goddamit shes so tasty!

So anyways, I can read minds, pretty much everyone in the world's mind, and I hear the most stupidest junk ever. But with this girl, I had no idea what was going on in her head!!!!! Its really frustrating. Really. And then, to top it all off, SHES SO HOT, LIKE ZOMG!!!!!!

So, I felt like I needed a little introduction to my life, now here is my mind for you:

Grizzly, grizzly, grizzly, she smell gooooooood I like grizzlies and I luvs mountain lions, they nice and tasty, but not as tasty as bella I want to taste her, why she blush so much? O no… she hot! She ver ver very pretty and I want her to stop smelling so good. Now. Ignore pretty girl, ignore, ignoring, NOPE, I DON'T NOTICE YOU! Oh, yes, I notice you. Now, I don't know what you is thinking so I must stalk you and listen to every conversation you have with everyone else in the entire world. STALK STALK STALK (I receives glarey-eyes from my ½ sister Rosalie. Emmett thinx I funny. Alice thinks I stupid). Whatever. Anyways, back to stalking. STALK STALK. Alright, I cant take it no more! I ask you out. YOU SAYS YES?!?!?! YAY!!!!!!! Sits with her lunchtime, you smell way too awesome to be real. What is you thinking? Superman?! HAHAHAH! Oops, sorry, me no laffing. Omg, you fainted? Whaddupwiddat?! O, you ok. Haha. You look funny. All fainty and whatnot. Faint at BLOOD? Dude, what a coincedence! O wait, you doesn't know I'm a v….., nevermind. Anyways, you very sexy. I drives you home. Yay. Haha, you all stubborn. I can't sleep, so… what to do… OH, I KNOW! STALK STALK STALK. Omg, you is talking in your sleep… about me?? Awwwww! I feel all flattered. Yay for me. I luvs stalking. Now its extended-weekend time! Hooray! O wait, no. No sexy Bella girl. Boohoo.

Um… boredom does interesting things to your head. I'll finish the rest tomorrow.