Ponies in Peril
AN: Hey guy tehy mad me stop my batmn fic cauz bad spell. i jus now read gudlines nd realize it say "use spell chek." So tihs time I did! Love Hekeh (warn for canibale stuff! no kids)
Once upon a time in the land of Equestria there was ponies: Twilight Sparkle Applejack Rainbow Dash, all cute and long manes, cutie marks. They were so happy they frolic all the time. But then a disaster was struck. Twilight Sparkle got hungry so she went into a pie shop and she NEVER CAME OUT oh no! Ponies gasp. How can this happen to smartest pony? moaningly. So they went into to shop determined find problem.
When in pie shop they met a woman cook pies whose name was Mrs. Lovett. (they know because they asked her very polite) She ask if they want pie and Applejack say Do you have apple pie but no they do not. But so hungry they ate meat pie and it was delicious. What kind of meat? Rainbow Dash asked but Mrs. Lovett didn't answer busily. Ponies decided to look for Rainbow Dash and upstairs trot.
Upstairs was barber Sweeney Todd! They ask Have you seen Twilight Sparkle and he shake head. He said they should get haircut and they said no they like manes very. Then SCREAM! Ponies "what's that?" Suddenly Sweeney Todd grabbed old fashioned razor and threw like ninja almost hit Applejack! (instead hit wall, phew) RUN! cried Rainbow Dash shouting and the ponies escaped to basement where they are maybe safe.
But then they saw where the screaming came! It was Twilight Sparkle! Tied up with leg cut off bleedingly. Mrs. Lovett is try putting leg in meat grinder very cannibalistic! Oh no cried ponies, we cannibaled. Just then Mrs. Lovett tried to cut off Rainbow Dash's head with butcher knife like serial killer! Rainbow Dash used magic pony karate powers and kill Mrs. Lovett one chop. Applejack smashed Sweeney Todd with hooves miracle they were saved! Sigh and relieved. They untied Twilight Sparkle.
THE END