I was sad about having my Royal Truth or Dare Show taken down so I thought about doing something new. This fic will also act as a TV show, but it's something I've never seen on this site, ever. I hope you enjoy my brand new idea!
Queen took the "For Sale" sign down from the studio and received the money from the man that bought her studio. "This will be a great pee-wee baby factory!" The man chanted in joy as he finished paying her. Queen sighed, gave the man a handshake and flew off on Kimiko.
It had been horrible when her show was shut down, thus forcing her to sell her wonderful studio. What was worse was seeing her victim's happy faces as they fled from their prison and went on with their lives. They'd all left except for Steph, who flew by her side on Chatot. "I went by Jubilife the other day." Steph said, breaking the silence. "So?" Kimiko asked.
"Queen, I got us a job." Steph said. Queen looked at her like she'd just grown a second head. "…What? Don't joke like that, Steph. I'm returning to Kanto and resuming my position as a Gym Leader." Queen said, patting Kimiko. "I miss battles." Queen said. When she was running that show, she never got a single battle. Well, maybe when Red froze Shirona and Shinji unleashed a world of hurt on him, but that didn't quite count.
"I'm not kidding! We're going to be stars of a brand new show! And the best part is, we get to battle as often as we like AND we can still become rich and famous." At this, even Kimiko stopped flying. But her extreme awesomeness kept her from falling; she just floated in mid-air. Queen smiled.
"Oh, screw the Gym! Let's go to Jubilife TV!" She shouted as Kimiko took off at jet speed, leaving Steph and Chalize behind. "Wait, that's not fair!" Steph complained.
Queen was just finishing getting ready. She had her long, brown hair tied in a ponytail, and wore a short red mini-dress. Steph did not tie her long hair, though, and she was wearing a short green mini-dress. They finished with their makeup and made their way onto the stage. To top it all of, they grabbed their pokeball belts and tied them around their waists.
"Alright, five…four…three…two…action!" The cameraman said as the lights turned on. The stage was big and had a desk in the centre with two chairs. Queen and Steph sat in them with smiles on their faces.
"Hello, Sinnoh! I am your host, Queen!" Queen shouted happily. "And I'm the co-host, Steph!" Steph said, also smiling. She waved to the camera. "HI MOM!" She shouted happily. Queen snapped her fingers and vines came from behind stage and forced Steph to stop her actions. The vines belonged to Shinji, who was in charge of keeping everyone sane.
"Welcome to…The Pokemon Debate!" Queen shouted. The audience (which were the same that had watched RTDS) applauded. "I bet you're wondering what a Pokemon Debate is. Well, this is mostly like a 'which pokemon is better' kind of thing, but you'll see!" Steph explained.
"Please welcome, Palkia and Dialga!" Queen shouted and pointed to the back. Platinum (Queen's Giratina, incase you didn't read RTDS) opened two holes in the walls and dragged out two upset pokemon. Dialga looked like he'd been in the middle of his beauty nap and Palkia looked like she was just finishing her stack of waffles.
"What's the meaning of this? My waffles will get cold!" Palkia bellowed. "How do you think I'll get beautiful without my beauty nap?" Dialga said, angrier than ever. Platinum smacked them with his wings and sighed. "Welcome, Palkia and Dialga. You will be our stars today." Queen said.
"Okay, defending Dialga will be my brother, Alfred!" Queen said. The front door was torn down by a fierce Hydro cannon attack, which came from a Feraligatr. She walked in with a boy that looked around the age of eleven. He had short, dark brown hair, and brown eyes. "Yo, peeps!" He shouted, waving at everyone. He suddenly looked at the camera. "HI MOM!" He shouted, waving like an idiot. Too bad their mother didn't watch that show. "Oh great, another idiot…" Steph murmured.
"And I will be defending Palkia." Queen said. Steph painted a line with a caryon and got up. "Okay, shake hands." Steph said. Queen walked up to Alfred, but they just glared at each other. "Heh, I'm so going to win." Alfred said smugly. "I'm not loosing to you, neither is Palkia loosing to Dialga." Queen said. They shook hands roughly and went to their corners.
"Let the debate begin!" A computer voice said. "Who is better and why?" The voice said again. The lights centered on Queen, Palkia, Alfred, and Dialga.
"Dialga is better! He's resistant to Dragon type moves!" Alfred shouted. Dialga smiled smugly.
"Dialga is part Steel which makes it have two weaknesses while Palkia has only one!" Queen defended. Palkia smirked at Dialga who became angry.
"Dialga can control time!"
"Palkia can control space."
"Time is cooler than space."
"No it isn't. Without space you'd be floating in mid-air." Queen said. Palkia nodded in agreement.
"Without time the day would never end."
"Without time we'd live forever." Queen said. The audience clapped for her. Alfred's head became red with anger as steam started to come out of his ears. Dialga was equally mad, his blue body turning red.
"Dialga has higher defense!" Alfred shouted.
"But Palkia has higher attack and speed." Queen said. Palkia made a battle pose which made the crowd cheer.
"Dialga has an awesome cry." Alfred defended, thinking he'd won the debate. Dialga let out his cry to demonstrate its awesomeness. The audience applauded and cheered for Dialga. Palkia's eye started to twitch, while Queen counted to ten in her head to keep from kicking her brother into oblivion.
"Palkia can walk on two legs, and can use her hands." Queen said. Palkia looked at her hands and then taunted Dialga by giving him a thumbs-up. Dialga frowned and looked down at his four legs. "Stupid legs…" He murmured.
"Dialga's Roar of Time is unbeatable! It can defeat Palkia in one shot!" Alfred said. The crowd went "Oooooh". Palkia frowned and hung her head, but Queen flung her hand into the air signaling this was not over.
"Palkia is pink." Queen said and brought her hand back down.
"…What?" Alfred and Dialga said. The crowd was silent.
"Palkia. Is. Pink." Queen repeated, putting an emphasis on 'pink'. The crowd applauded and cheered. Before Alfred could defend Dialga, an alarm went off.
"Queen and Palkia win the first round of the debate! Now for the second and final round!" Steph announced.
"ROUND TWO: BATTLE!" A computer voice said. The competitors had to use the pokemon they'd been defending, as were the rules.
The desk was removed from the stage by Kimiko, and the floor changed to a battlefield.
"Come on Palkia, let's win this." Queen said, moving to her side. Palkia positioned herself.
"We're not gonna lose to a couple of girls!" Alfred said. Dialga nodded.
"BEGIN!" Steph shouted.
"Palkia, use Earth Power!" Queen demanded. Palkia made the floor beneath Dialga attack him, inflicting a lot of damage. Alfred gritted his teeth.
"Dialga, Dragon Claw!" Alfred demanded. Dialga struck Palkia with sharp claws. "Earthquake." Queen commanded. "DODGE!" Alfred said. Dialga levitated above the ground, making the earthquake useless.
"Remember what I said earlier. Use Gravity!" Queen said.
Palkia glowed pink, and suddenly Dialga fell, slamming hard against the floor.
"UGH! LET'S END THIS QUICK USE ROAR OF TIME!" Alfred shouted, now very mad. Queen however, kept her cool.
"Spacial Rend!" She said. Dialga's diamond started to glow as he gathered energy in his mouth. Palkia's pearls started to glow pink, and she positioned herself far from Dialga.
Both attacks were fired at the same time, and collided with both pokemon. Palkia and Dialga were both defeated, leaving Queen and Alfred shocked.
"Dialga fell first." Queen stated. "No he didn't, Palkia did!" Alfred argued. "You're just angry 'cause you lost!" Queen argued. Alfred started a tantrum.
Steph found no way to make them stop arguing, so she kindly blasted Alfred with a bomb. He landed on an old lady in the Hoenn region. The old lady was Brendan's grandma, so Brendan beat Alfred with a stick.
"I guess we have a tie!" Steph said.
"Ugh, how come I only tie with my brother?" Queen grunted. A Miltank's cry was then heard. "That's the alarm! It signals the end of the show. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen! This has been The Pokemon Debates show!" Queen waved goodbye to the camera.
"Now you know how the show is like, so tell us what you think, and who you want the next debate to be about! Remember it must be at least two pokemon or people. Goodbye, see you next time!" And the lights turned off.
Soooooo….did you like it?I hope you did :3 Okay, who should the next chapter be about? It could be about any pokemon, or any pokemon character (from anime or manga or game). Depending on my laziness level, I may do more than one review. (Example: I could do Kyogre and Groudon, and after them do Ho-oh and Lugia in the same chapter, get it?)
Alright, tell me what you think and you can expect more chapters in the future!