These characters do not belong to me allright! No, I'm just a guy with no
imagination, so I have to steal other people's ideas. Just read it and
leave a review at my doorstep okay?
The story takes place in a made up timeframe. References to other periods in effect are not chronological and do not rely on the chronology in the real series.
I am new at writing this kind of story, so it's not perfect, but if you give me some pointers, I'm sure I can improve it.
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A quiet night in Sunnydale. Buffy and the gang are chilling at the Summers residence, thinking of something fun to do.
Buffy: You sure there aren't any vampires to slay Giles?
Giles: Quite sure, yes, with the master gone and all, things seem
quiet. The books also have nothing to say about this
day..ehhm..regarding any demonic activity that is.
Xander: Ow, yes, let's trust the books! *claps his hands*
Buffy: Okay! Something to drink anyone?
Xander: Thought you'd never ask. *with a grin on his face* I'll have a
bloody Mary.
Giles: Xander, you're attempt to be funny has failed quite miserably.
As you can see, nobody's laughing, and I'd appreciate it when you
never try to be clever again.
Xander: Remind me again. Why did we invite you?.Ow! *slaps his
forehead* I remember, we didn't. So, why are you here?
Willow: I thought it was funny Xanny. With the bloody.and..Buffy kills
vampires..Vampires drink blood. *notices she's stared at* I'll shut up
now.
Giles: I'm Buffy's watcher, that means I should watch her all the
time.
Buffy: Hey!
Xander: I agree. That sounded grose Gilesy.
Buffy: No, I meant. Hey! I asked something, and apart from Xander no
one even answered.. And Giles doesn't watch me all the time.
Xander: Thank God.
Buffy: He can't stand the sight of me clipping my nails, so he closes
his eyes. Right Giles? *blinks her eye*
Giles: What?..Oh..Yes..No, can't stand it.
Xander: IEW! And on top of that, YUK!
Willow: *giggles softly* A bloody mary.
Buffy: Yes Willow. Xander did a funny thing. Do YOU want a bloody
Mary?
Willow: Oh, no..it's *points at Xander*.I'll have a coke please.
Giles: Can you make me a cup of tea, Buffy?
Buffy: Oh, let's see. Can I boil some water and put a teabag in it?
Gee, I can try, but I don't know what will happen.
Giles: No need to be sarcastic, I just asked.
Buffy: Oh, in that case.Sure!
Xander: I'll have a coke too.
Buffy: Okay. Two cokes and one tea coming up! It might take a while
though, cause the water must boil and all, so..Be back soon!
And Buffy took off, leaving Giles, Willow and Xander alone in the
room.
Xander: Isn't this nice? Just us friends together.
Giles: Well I didn't know you concidered me your friend, but.
Xander: Whoa Gilesy! Not you! You're the watcher, you're no friend,
that would interfere with your work. Talking about your work,
shouldn't you be watching Buffy?
Giles: Well..yes, one would expect me to go after her, but I decided
to let her enjoy a little of her spare time.
Xander: A little? A girl her age should have lots of spare time. She
should have so much spare time she wouldn't know what to do with it.
Giles: She IS the chosen one you know. She's not even allowed to have
any friends, let alone have fun. I'm breaking the rules letting her be
friends with you two.
Willow: Oh.Should we leave..I mean..We are letting Buffy break the
rules.And what if she gets in trouble because of us.We can't have
that..No, that would be bad.*stands up*
Xander: Sit down girl!
Willow: *Obeys Xander* Okay.But.
Xander: No buts. There are no buts allowed in this house. Buts are
bad. Bad buts!
Willow: *giggles*
Xander looks at her.
Willow: What? Oh.., never mind.
Xander: Do you really think Buffy would stop being friends with us
only because you told her so? You must be very drunk or very stupid to
think that.
Giles: Remember two years ago, when Buffy went away on vacation?
Xander: Yes, but I don't see how that is important to the discussion.
Giles: I told her to go. I thought it would do her good.
Xander: Yeah right. You told her to go away for half a year, and leave
all her friends behind?
Giles: Yes I did. And, the important thing is, she did.
Xander: Sorry bookworm, I'm not buying it.
Giles: *writing something down* What did Buffy say regarding her
vacation? *finished writing*
Xander: She said "Hey guys, missed me? Any hellmouthy activity when I
was gone?'
Giles: *showing what he wrote down* I rest my case.
Xander: That doesn't prove anything. Maybe you were just listening to
our conversation from the bushes next to us.
Willow: Eh, Xander. We were at your place when she said that remember?
We were sitting in your room, and I was playing with your teddy. It
was a nice teddy.So pink and fluffy..and..
Xander: Hey! Okay Will, you've made your point..*looking at Giles
again* Well, that only proves you told her what to say.
Giles: Yes.I guess it does. But I had you there for a minute didn't I?
Xander: Did not!
Willow: ..and one eye had fallen out, but I fixed it. I'm good at
sewing, and I sewed that eye right on again. I learned that from my
mother and..
Giles: Willow? What medication are you on?
Willow: Oh,..None..I'm as healthy as a fish..Although fish aren't
always healthy, because this one time, I found a fish on the beach and
it was dead. Oh, but you mean why I am babbling so much?
Giles: Yes.
Willow: Oh that's because ehh.I don't know why that is..It's kinda
scary actually, not knowing why I am doing that, but I think it's gone
now.
Xander: I think I hear Buffy coming. Let's pretend we're having a good
time, okay? Can we do that mister partypooper?
Giles: If you are referring to me..Yes we can do that.
Buffy walks into the room with two cokes, one tea, a stake, A glass of water and cookies. Her hair was all messed up and her shirt was tucked into her pants on the front side, but it hung over her pants on her backside. She had this very happy look on her face. Two seconds later Angel walked in.
Xander: *pointing at Angel* Ehm, Angel.Your fly's open.
Angel: *closes it* Hey thanks man.
The story takes place in a made up timeframe. References to other periods in effect are not chronological and do not rely on the chronology in the real series.
I am new at writing this kind of story, so it's not perfect, but if you give me some pointers, I'm sure I can improve it.
*-*-*-*-*
A quiet night in Sunnydale. Buffy and the gang are chilling at the Summers residence, thinking of something fun to do.
Buffy: You sure there aren't any vampires to slay Giles?
Giles: Quite sure, yes, with the master gone and all, things seem
quiet. The books also have nothing to say about this
day..ehhm..regarding any demonic activity that is.
Xander: Ow, yes, let's trust the books! *claps his hands*
Buffy: Okay! Something to drink anyone?
Xander: Thought you'd never ask. *with a grin on his face* I'll have a
bloody Mary.
Giles: Xander, you're attempt to be funny has failed quite miserably.
As you can see, nobody's laughing, and I'd appreciate it when you
never try to be clever again.
Xander: Remind me again. Why did we invite you?.Ow! *slaps his
forehead* I remember, we didn't. So, why are you here?
Willow: I thought it was funny Xanny. With the bloody.and..Buffy kills
vampires..Vampires drink blood. *notices she's stared at* I'll shut up
now.
Giles: I'm Buffy's watcher, that means I should watch her all the
time.
Buffy: Hey!
Xander: I agree. That sounded grose Gilesy.
Buffy: No, I meant. Hey! I asked something, and apart from Xander no
one even answered.. And Giles doesn't watch me all the time.
Xander: Thank God.
Buffy: He can't stand the sight of me clipping my nails, so he closes
his eyes. Right Giles? *blinks her eye*
Giles: What?..Oh..Yes..No, can't stand it.
Xander: IEW! And on top of that, YUK!
Willow: *giggles softly* A bloody mary.
Buffy: Yes Willow. Xander did a funny thing. Do YOU want a bloody
Mary?
Willow: Oh, no..it's *points at Xander*.I'll have a coke please.
Giles: Can you make me a cup of tea, Buffy?
Buffy: Oh, let's see. Can I boil some water and put a teabag in it?
Gee, I can try, but I don't know what will happen.
Giles: No need to be sarcastic, I just asked.
Buffy: Oh, in that case.Sure!
Xander: I'll have a coke too.
Buffy: Okay. Two cokes and one tea coming up! It might take a while
though, cause the water must boil and all, so..Be back soon!
And Buffy took off, leaving Giles, Willow and Xander alone in the
room.
Xander: Isn't this nice? Just us friends together.
Giles: Well I didn't know you concidered me your friend, but.
Xander: Whoa Gilesy! Not you! You're the watcher, you're no friend,
that would interfere with your work. Talking about your work,
shouldn't you be watching Buffy?
Giles: Well..yes, one would expect me to go after her, but I decided
to let her enjoy a little of her spare time.
Xander: A little? A girl her age should have lots of spare time. She
should have so much spare time she wouldn't know what to do with it.
Giles: She IS the chosen one you know. She's not even allowed to have
any friends, let alone have fun. I'm breaking the rules letting her be
friends with you two.
Willow: Oh.Should we leave..I mean..We are letting Buffy break the
rules.And what if she gets in trouble because of us.We can't have
that..No, that would be bad.*stands up*
Xander: Sit down girl!
Willow: *Obeys Xander* Okay.But.
Xander: No buts. There are no buts allowed in this house. Buts are
bad. Bad buts!
Willow: *giggles*
Xander looks at her.
Willow: What? Oh.., never mind.
Xander: Do you really think Buffy would stop being friends with us
only because you told her so? You must be very drunk or very stupid to
think that.
Giles: Remember two years ago, when Buffy went away on vacation?
Xander: Yes, but I don't see how that is important to the discussion.
Giles: I told her to go. I thought it would do her good.
Xander: Yeah right. You told her to go away for half a year, and leave
all her friends behind?
Giles: Yes I did. And, the important thing is, she did.
Xander: Sorry bookworm, I'm not buying it.
Giles: *writing something down* What did Buffy say regarding her
vacation? *finished writing*
Xander: She said "Hey guys, missed me? Any hellmouthy activity when I
was gone?'
Giles: *showing what he wrote down* I rest my case.
Xander: That doesn't prove anything. Maybe you were just listening to
our conversation from the bushes next to us.
Willow: Eh, Xander. We were at your place when she said that remember?
We were sitting in your room, and I was playing with your teddy. It
was a nice teddy.So pink and fluffy..and..
Xander: Hey! Okay Will, you've made your point..*looking at Giles
again* Well, that only proves you told her what to say.
Giles: Yes.I guess it does. But I had you there for a minute didn't I?
Xander: Did not!
Willow: ..and one eye had fallen out, but I fixed it. I'm good at
sewing, and I sewed that eye right on again. I learned that from my
mother and..
Giles: Willow? What medication are you on?
Willow: Oh,..None..I'm as healthy as a fish..Although fish aren't
always healthy, because this one time, I found a fish on the beach and
it was dead. Oh, but you mean why I am babbling so much?
Giles: Yes.
Willow: Oh that's because ehh.I don't know why that is..It's kinda
scary actually, not knowing why I am doing that, but I think it's gone
now.
Xander: I think I hear Buffy coming. Let's pretend we're having a good
time, okay? Can we do that mister partypooper?
Giles: If you are referring to me..Yes we can do that.
Buffy walks into the room with two cokes, one tea, a stake, A glass of water and cookies. Her hair was all messed up and her shirt was tucked into her pants on the front side, but it hung over her pants on her backside. She had this very happy look on her face. Two seconds later Angel walked in.
Xander: *pointing at Angel* Ehm, Angel.Your fly's open.
Angel: *closes it* Hey thanks man.