Sun raped
It was worse than any wrath the heylin side could had brought upon the world.
And it was natural.
China was caught in what seemed to be the worst heat wave since, well, ever!
The Xiaolin monks were convinced that it was the cause of some heylin atrocity, or attack plan, but what they didn't know, was that as bad as it seemed to them, down in the breezy meadows and fields, it was triple the heat up in the heylin mountains.
The only person, who seemed to stand unbothered by the beaming heat, was Wuya.
In fact, the loved it! The insane witch spent every waking moment outside in the heat, parading about in one skimpy, summer outfit to the next. And each night, to chase's jealousy and disgust, she came back more sun-kissed and beautiful then before.
One day, in the 3rd on going week of the heat wave, the sun forgot to come out, an stayed hidden behind a cloud. Now, it was still hot as ever, as well as humid and sticky, but it was bearable. So, chase ventured out of his doom-castle, clad in only a pair of white pants, with a book, and fell asleep under a tree. By accident.
And that's when karma reared its ugly head.
(duhn duhn duhn)(lolz)
Chase returned after dark, announcing his presence by angrily stomping into the garden Wuya was tending to.
She looked up at the slamming of the glass door.
"no need to break the—holy fucking Vishnu."
"Shut up. ..Now I-"
"That is—" she broke down in a fit of giggles, unable to help herself.
Chase just stood there, seething in hate, waiting for hr to finish.
And she giggled.
And giggled.
And fell to the floor, clutching her sides and rolling from side to side.
And then, when she finally needed to breathe, her giggling stopped and turned into panting.
"Are you done?" Chase grumbled.
The witch nodded, wiping a tear from her eye.
"Good. As I was saying, I need the aloe for this, this."
The dragon man motioned to his chest and face.
Wuya stood, trying the keep a calm composure as she fetched the plant he needed.
She wasn't successful.
"You, you've been sun-raped!" she laughed, almost dropping the plant as she pointed to him.
"SHUT UP!!!!"
"Sun raped- crispy lobster man!"
Oh, how she was enjoying this, and when the novelty of taunting wore off, she proceeded to poke his sun-burn, watching how it left imprints of his skin.
"ENOUGH!" chase finally screamed, going ful dragon and trapped her with his tai.
Even his scales were red. Wuya giggled gain, despite the fact that his fire breathing snout was inches away from her face.
"Silly dragon man."
The woman knew no bounds. She was giggling in the face of her crispy fried annihilator.
Chase tightened his grip on her.
"Here's your aloe, I'd like to see you try and put it on, your back is burned to."
Wuya thrust the plant into his claws, and kissed the tip of his snout.
The action shocked him to such a degree that his grip slackened, and she escaped, giddily skipping down the hall as if she were possessed by the Easter bunny.
His left eye twitched, and he shifted back into human mode.
Had she just--?
And how would he--?
And, and… brain malfunction….
"Wuyaaa!!!!!"