A/N Hey its me, I decided to make this story because it kinda came to me and I'll try to update in Hannah Montana vs Lilly? Plz Review!!!
Dear Diary,
Hey, it's me, I know right? Me, Ashley Dewitt actually having a diary but don't tell anyone or
YOU'RE GOING IN THE TRASH!!!! The stupid reason why I'm writing in you is because
-sobs- my mom made me get this after I failed English by writing this on my book report for a book
so I chose The Three Little Pigs. I know, stupid story but I had to do it, I mean I think I read it in
the Kindergarten before and besides it's like the longest story I've ever read. So here is how my report went:
The book were a storie bouwt 3 nasty-lil-disgusting-lil-pieces-of-ham-no-pedicure-just-
mud pigs who build houses. I no rite? They, Like, acctully build houses. sooooo the like, rest of
the story wazs borrinng so I didnnt reed it, but iff u givve me a A+++++, my daddy will buy yoou a
shiny neuw Porche!! ToodlesxXx!!
And guess what?!?! I GOT A F!!!!!!! She said it was I didn't really do it, which I did, and that I
had bad spelling and grammar, and I'm like she's like soooooo wrong. Oh yeah, and diary, just to set things straight, NEVER TELL THIS TO ANYONE CAUSE I SWEAR I WILL THROW YOU
AWAY!!! Darn that Mrs. Fleming!! I deserve a A+, and do you know why??? My mom said if I
fail, then I can't go SHOPPING FOR A MONTH!!!!!!!
-sobs- WHY ME?? I am someone who has a right to shop!!!! And a need to shop!!
I am an All-American-Shopping-Citizen. Just like you! Oh diary, you don't know how lucky you
are, I got to choose what diary, and you are soooooo lucky to be picked by moi!!!
Well Toodles!!!
Ashley
P.S It wasn't that bad writing in you, well anyways. TOODLES!!!
So what? Was it bad? Good? Should I continue?
Oh and the bad grammar and the bad spelling in Ashley's report was beacuse shes dumb!...NO OFFENCE!!! REVIEW!!!