UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING PRESENTS... KHAOS IN KYOTO!

Chapter 1: Tag Team match - Dog The Bounty Hunter & Nelson Muntz versus Reptile & Sonic The Hedgehog.

Squidward: 'Welcome everyone to Universal Championship Wrestling's third pay-per-view Khaos In Kyoto, live tonight in Kyoto, Japan! I'm Squidward Tentacles and I'm joined tonight by Spongebob Squarepants & once again, it is a pleasure to have Greg Sanders at the announce table.'

Greg Sanders: 'Tonight, Mickey Mouse defends the Undisputed World Heavyweight championship belt against five other contenders in what promises to be a brutal Ultimate Elimination Chamber match, also featuring UCW's newest superstar Bam Margera, No Holds Barred champion Bart Simpson, King of Anime champion Naruto Uzamaki, the CWF World champion Danny Phantom and - get this! - Mickey's own head of security, Tyzonn! Do you think the Man of Mercury and the self-proclaimed King of Kings will come to blows?'

Spongebob Squarepants: 'I wouldn't count on it unless greed gets the better of Tyzonn. But, Tyzonn may not even make it as far as the Chamber because tonight, the five contenders will fight to keep their spot in the Chamber match in preliminary matches: Bart will defend the No Holds Barred title against Shadow the Hedgehog, Naruto puts his King of Anime crown on the line against War Greymon, Danny Phantom faces off with Meowth in a non-title match, Bam Margera will take on Horatio Caine and Tyzonn will lock horns with Bugs Bunny! The BB Gun's getting a second chance!'

Squidward: 'And you can bet your suction cups that Bugs will make the most of his opportunity! But those matches are not all that Khaos In Kyoto is about tonight! Eddy, Homer Simpson & Jinpachi Mishima will team up again to defend the 6-man tag team championship against Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh & Kyle Broflovski in a South Park Rules match. And as to what South Park Rules defines, I am not entirely sure. Also, Scorpion & Sub Zero defend the Undisputed Tag Team titles against the debuting Xander Cage & D-Train Darius Stone, Team xXx!'

Greg: 'I'm sure we'll find out what the hometowners have in store for the 6-man tag team champions, but for now: we go to the ring for our opening match!'

Megaman: 'Ladies and gentlemen, the opening tag team contest is set for one fall with a thirty-minute time limit! On his way to the ring, from Hawaii, weighing 263lbs, he is DUANE 'DOG' CHAPMAN, THE BOUNTY HUNTER!'

The Dog the Bounty Hunter theme hit over the P.A. and the fans exploded for the world-famous bounty hunter just like they did at the previous pay-per-view. Dog got into the ring, climbed the nearest turnbuckle and raised his arms in the air.

Megaman: 'Introducing his partner, from Springfield, USA, weighing 167lbs, 'The Punisher' NELSON MUNTZ!'

Down With The Sickness by Disturbed hit in the background and it brought out Nelson Muntz, taped fists and all, to a standing ovation, louder than the one he received at Second Night Stand. He acknowledged them by climbing the turnbuckles and raising both fists in the air with horns added. He touched fists with Dog and waited for their opponents.

Megaman: 'And their opponents, first, hailing from the reptilian plain of Zaterra, weighing 252lbs, he is REPTILE!'

I Am Hated by Slipknot hit over the P.A. and all the non-MK fans went into a booing unison when the signature green MK ninja made his entrance on the giant cobra, just like at the OneShot and Second Night Stand. This time around, he was patient for his partner's arrival.

Megaman: 'And finally, his partner, hailing from the Hill Zone, weighing 115lbs, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!'

Let The Bodies Hit The Floor xXx mix by Drowning Pool hit. The legendary hedgehog walked out through the curtains and instantly received the adoration he deserved. He took one look at Nelson and the smile burned from his face. The reason being that Nelson had injured Knuckles prior to Khaos In Kyoto, who was originally scheduled to be Reptile's partner in this match. All four prepare for battle until the New World Order music hit.

Jake Long, Chris Griffin and Cheeseburger Eddy appear. All three men made their way to the ring as Griffin and Cheeseburger Eddy danced while Long posed. Long gets on the microphone and said he heard a lot of people talk about invading and crusading by 'The Jackass' Bam Margera. He said you can't have a true invasion without the newly-formed Dragon World Order. Long said with that being said, they have three simple words... we're taking over!

Long superkicks Dog and all men start to brawl. Guyver hits the ring. Goku and Garuru hit the ring next and they go after the dWo. Goku & Garuru knock out Cheeseburger Eddy with steel chairs. The dWo, Reptile/Sonic combo, Nelson and Dog all brawl in the entrance area and Guyver executes a picture-perfect dive over the top rope to knock everyone out! The match now 'officially' starts with Reptile throwing a garbage can into the ring with Nelson Muntz.

Reptile gives Nelson a back suplex while Dog brawls with Sonic on the outside. Reptile nails Nelson with a road sign. Reptile gets the cheese grader and cuts Nelson with it who is busted open at this point badly! Reptile takes the blood off Nelson's face and puts it all over his face. Reptile misses his splash off the top, but Sonic comes in to allow The Reptile/Sonic combo to double-team Nelson with a reverse neckbreaker.

Dog grabs a ladder and knocks out The Reptile/Sonic combo with it. Nelson grabs the ladder and does the same to Reptile and Sonic. Nelson goes to the outside and uses the cheese grader on the forehead of Reptile. Back in the ring, Dog grabs a garbage can and drop toe holds Dog on it. Dog covers Sonic, but only gets a two count. Reptile drops Nelson groin first on the ring barricade on the outside.

Back in the ring, Dog hits the rolling rock off the top on Sonic using the ladder. Reptile then knocks out Dog with a steel chair as the crowd chants 'HOLY SHIT' loudly. Sonic puts Dog on top of the ladder and Reptile comes off hitting a huge splash. Reptile covers, but only gets a two count. Sonic tries to nail Dog with the singapore cane, but he hits Reptile instead and Dog gives him a White-Russian leg sweep with the singapore cane.

Dog and Nelson apply the Figure Four on both Reptile & Sonic. Sylvester The Cat hits the ring with Wil. E Coyote. Coyote has a barbed wire sphere, lifts Dog up and hits the Acme Smasher on the barbed wire. Lola Bunny hits the ring and she low blows Nelson!

Lisa Simpson hits the ring and she gets into a cat fight with Lola! Coyote pulls Lisa off and Nelson tosses Sylvester and Coyote to the outside. A bloody Nelson hugs his ex-girlfriend. The Reptile/Sonic combo attack and Nelson & Lisa give them both DDTs! They both cover, but the Reptile/Sonic combo kick out. The Dog then pulls up Sonic's legs and Nelson hits him in the groin with a steel chair!

Reptile then canes both Nelson and Dog. Reptile brings in a table and sets it up in the middle with Sonic. Sonic powerbombs Dog through the table, covers, but Dog kicks out. Nelson canes Reptile and Sonic soon afterwards. The Reptile/Sonic team then hit the Dudley Death Drop on Nelson! Reptile gets another table and puts it in the ring! They call out Noob Saibot and he hits the ring. Reptile & Sonic put lighter fluid on the table. Sonic lights it on fire and Reptile puts Nelson through the table with the Acid Raid! Reptile covers Nelson and gets the pinfall!

Megaman: 'Here are your winners, REPTILE & SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!'

The fans were in awe of that overly insane match-up and Reptile was proud of the fact that he finally got one-up on Dog The Bounty Hunter. Sonic was pleased he got revenge on Nelson for injuring Knuckles. Dog checked on Nelson, who didn't look like he was faring well from that Acid Raid through the burning table.

Squidward: 'I... I'm speechless! That was an amazing fight! I mean the madness was insane!'

Greg: 'Not so speechless now, are you?'

Spongebob: 'He isn't, and I don't think our backstage guest is going to be either, where he's standing by with Milhouse Van Houten!'

Backstage

Milhouse: 'Hey, people: Milhouse Van Houten here reporting for UCW and I'm joined tonight by the man who says it's his destiny to become a double champion in UCW. I am talking about the UCW King of Anime champion, Naruto Uzamaki.'

Naruto: 'Lemme stop you there, Milhouse. I say what I say because it is the gospel truth! 'The Nine-tailed Fox' proved why he is without a shadow of a doubt the greatest anime character ever created when I defeated the other great anime characters ever in the Climax Scene Battle Royal! If that didn't prove my legitimacy, then my victory over Guyver will have. As great as the other guys in this chamber match tonight are, they cannot hope to defeat the Nine-Tailed Fox in a match tailor-made for his great skills! War Greymon is just a formality tonight as I will dispose of him and then outlast the devil's playground to become the Undisputed World champion!'

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A/N: Well, there's your first match of Khaos In Kyoto, with Reptile & Sonic the Hedgehog getting a victory over Dog the Bounty Hunter & Nelson Muntz among the chaos brought on by the arrival of the Dragon World Order while King of Anime Champion Naruto Uzamaki lays his claim for the Undisputed title later in the main event with a few unkind words for War Greymon. Chapter 2 will feature the first qualifying match between the CWF World champion Danny Phantom going up against Meowth in a NON-TITLE match (seriously, I don't want JC flaming me for messing up his story, should I advance Meowth, which I haven't decided yet), followed by an interview with Xander Cage & 'D-Train' Darius Stone, Team xXx. Later.

DJ Diddy Dog - GUN FORM.