This is a very random crossover. WRitten by my brother, but in mine, his and Shane's fraim of mind. Yes, it is totally mad. Were you expecting any less?
Luke chases after the firebenders, using earth bending to move so much faster. But out of nowhere a tank blows yup "sheilla noooo!" cried a blue armoured soldier from the far future. Luke stops, sliding to a halt and blinks, opened mouth at the spectacle "come back to meee! I'll make you cupcakes!" he cried again. A little away from the two, stood a massive mechanical creature, laughing in a deep and vile voice. "My name is Megatron, and I will destroy you all" he proclaimed. "not today, megatron" shouted a young robot, leaping at him. "here, let me lend you a hand or four" said a young boy with a strange wrist attachment. He hit the thing and in a flash of green became a large red alien, with four arms, leaping at the giant megatron. "My name is Neo" said a guy in a long black coat, flying past Luke and knocking him over with speed. Luke felt a tremor through the earth and jumped back, as a massive drill exploded up. upon the drill, a fat man speaks loudly "I am the underminer, I am beneathe you, but nothing is beneathe me"
Luke sits there, stunned, mouth wide open at the spectacle. to his left, a young water bender comments sarcastically "well that's something you see everyday" luke just continues to stare. Megatron fires a rocket and completely wipes out the tank.The blue sodier gets angry "my name is michael J Caboose, and I hate babies!" and charges at the group, firing round after round of bullets. Then some bugs splat beside Luke as another soldier blows them up "Riko!" he shouts. "riko come back to me" calls a young girl in pink, with the name 'barbie' inmprinted on her left foot. The power rangers appear, every single one of them. They call out the zords and send them to attack the giant smith who was killing neo as well as nemo the no-one. The power rangers then surround barbie and blast her with every weapon they could summon. and as they summon thier weapons, Yu-gi, summons out the dark magician and attacks thier life points directly. "You've just been Sarged" yells a red armoured future guy. So yoda slices him in half and says "sarged, you have been. mmmm" then gets eaten by Godzilla, who stomps on the guy who sang 'Amarillo'. "your too fat for me, I'm too fat for you" sings ed, as he eats a jaw breaker. Jet li, flying kicks optimus, sending him into the dirt. Bob walks along and everyone stops.
"are you a ladies man, bob?"
bob nods and they continue fighting, crushing each other with sailor moon dolls. Fall out boy start singing, to drown out ed, and mokey mokey king sits on them. Pikachu, zaps dumbo, but dumbo eats raichu, as Jackie chan fights lara croft, knocking her guns from her hands and stabbing her with his bare fist. then bruce willis pops along and shouts "yipee kiya motherfu-" and gets stood on by a massive sand mummy. Piper, phoebe and paige start chanting and neo gets vanquished. Thinity kills herself to revive him and ron runs away from the man-eating spiders. Skorpinok kills him then gets eaten by a ferret with a red tail, stabbing dan in the hiney with a branding thing. The war rages on, as Luke continues to watch in disbelief. Then, over the hills, from far away, the teletubbies stand tall. A singular "eh-oh" rings out across the battle feild, and everyone stops mid attack, the gundam's scythe halfway through robocop. The teletubbies hold hands and a massive explosion wipes out everyone except Luke, who hides under a massive pile of stone. When the explosion subsides, Luke stands up. He stumbles back to the water nation camp, and sits infront of abi. "what happened to you?" she asked "you wont beleive me if I told you" he replies.
she turns to the yellow sponge, with a fishbowl on his head "what do you think of that, spongebob?"...
to be continued
Well, that was unpredicatble, and whats worse is that its TBC! Be afraid, be very afraid.
Please comment, fave and love it. And read the fic it aspired from, Ghosts of War.
I only claim Luke and Abi, the rest...well..shrug