Chrono Crossover Christmas
By nuclearfusion
Warning, this fanfic contains explicit words used in expressing the desire to blow someone to smithereens with Dark Matter or Flying Arrow or else. So if you don't want to read this $h!t(<-- There's one!) then leave! You have been warned…
Also, please review me! This is my first fanfic on here. I've written some classics though, depends on how you look at it…
BEGIN…
Cloud sits patiently at the chimney. Now a little less patient. Now not patient at all...
Cloud
: Arrrrrgh! Come damn you Santa!Tifa:
Uh, Cloud? It's only Christmas Eve Eve. Or the day before Christmas Eve, however the hell you want to say it.Cloud:
But I want my "Amazing Nudes Christmas Pack" from him.Tifa:
[to self] Damn, the man's 21 and he still believes in Santa Claus. Waitaminute! What was that he said about a porno? I could kill hime for that!Cloud walks into the kitchen and rummages through the refrigerator…
Cid:
The hell you think you're doing? You better not be after my tea!Cloud:
Shutup! I'm after this.Cloud holds up an insanely large bottle of eggnog. He takes a huge swig. He wipes off his lip only to find himself in another place. Another dimension perhaps.
Cloud:
How the hell did I get here. Hmmm… Maybe this eggnog…Voice:
Who are you?Cloud:
Huh?Magus:
I am Magus, lord of evil, or so I wish… HEY! Is that eggnog?Cloud:
NO! You can't have it! This is friggin' mine!Magus
: Hell, I got some anyway. (takes huge drink of own eggnog)Cloud and Magus sit down and exchange manly banter while drinking eggnog. Pretty soon…
Cloud:
An' then ah said, " Who are you? You don't look like Poockums?"Cloud and Magus:
Hahahahahahahahahaha!Magus:
Tha' was funny as hel', man. But, man, I said, man, we can't trust the man, man. They be wantin' to take away our viewing rights. Urk! (feels call of nature) Hic! I've gotta go piss, man!Magus walks into the bushes…
Magus:
Ahhhhh….(writes name in snow with a- hem! "yellow marker")Magus completes his duty, only to find that his pants were missing.
Magus:
What the…?What happened to Magus' pants? Did Cloud take them? Or did an incredibly fluffy and large pink bunny rabbit from space conspire with Sailor Venus to take them? Or was it(buh, buh, duh!) BARNEY!?! Find out in the next, at least three times as long, Crossover Christmas Special!
Look for part 2 coming soon to this category!(Game Crossovers!) Working on it NOW!