Came up with this idea a while ago, just didn't actually write it up until now because I didn't have enough songs, or time. Until last week I only had Chameleon Circuit for Trock music. I have more now though :)

Disclaimer: I do not own Chameleon Circuit, Mr. Saxon, or Doctor Who. I do, however, own the Professor and Muse.

Inspiration: I'm a DW obssesed Musical Theatre girl. Who didn't see this coming? Also, Torchwood: A Musical by brionyjae! Her is Torchwood (obviously) but is much better than mine, considering that she changes the lyrics to real songs whereas I just use Trock. :)

Note: The Professor does not have to be a girl. If you would like to make her a boy, pretend she's a guy. I won't mind. Same with Muse, though if you do that, I suggest changing his name...

Action!

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BRRRING! BRRRING! A school bell rings and a perky ukelele tune starts. The Gallifreyan students (The Chorus) file onstage, with a classroom set piece on it, and sit in their appointed seats. It is the first day of the year, and the teacher is brand new. Everyone is excited about how this will turn out. The teacher, a young Timelady who appears about 20, strolls in.

"Alright class, I'm the Professor, I'm gonna be giving you your lecture today." She speaks with a chirpy Scottish twang. "Just so that we're all clear, this is Gallifreyan History 101, so please make sure you're in the right class." The class pulls out their schedules. One boy jumps out of his seat.

"Dang it! I thought this was Gallifreyan History 111!" He runs out of the room. The Professor sighs.

"There's always one, isn't there? Right, for the rest of us there's a lot to cover, so let's get started!

At first we were just Gallifreyan's and that was fine.

Just taking up space and biding our time."

She draws a blank timeline on the blackboard.

"Till Rassilon came along"

The draws a big circle around a date and writes "Rassilon" in it.

"With his ever present sense of right and wrong.

He was strong, he was mighty,

He was the founder of Time Lord Society."

She shows her 'Muscles' then stuck her fists out in front of her, then puts them together closer to her body.

Now this is the subject that everyone finds the hardest.

She does four three step turns.

"But you're gonna have to pass it if you want to earn your TARDIS."

There are whoops from the class at that.

"Nobody's graduating from this Academy

Until you've all mastered Gallifreyan History."

The Professor pirouettes and gave the class a stern look, letting them know she isn't kidding.

"Gallifreyan History!

Now Rassilon had a buddy called Omega;"

She draws another circle with "Omega" in it.

"His interstellar science would amaze ya.

He found our source of power"

Her hands go up in a 'V' back down to her chest, in front of her, and back in.

"And devised a cunning plan in under an hour.

It went sour, he was erased."

She makes two thumbs down signs, then erases Omega from the board.

"But at least now we could travel through time and space."

She gestures for the class to get up.

"Now if there's a subject that's impossible, it's this."

Everyone does four three step turns.

"In comparison, the Untempered Schism's a piece of Schist."

The students look a bit nervous, and the Professor laughs so they know she is kidding. The Untempered Schism is much harder. The class joined her in singing:

"Nobody's graduating from this Academy

Until you've all mastered Gallifreyan History.

Gallifreyan History..."

"Woooaooh! Let's go!" Screams one boy as the music begins a rock section. The whole class goes wild, jamming to the music, along with the Professor, who makes way to the back of the classroom on stage right. Some are air guitaring, some are dancing with their friends, and some are doing both. The music calms down and the students slowly sit back down, swaying with the music.

So now we're all Time Lords, and that's just fine.

The Professor walks on beat back to stage left.

We're travelling through space, bouncing through time.

But we've made it clear not to interfere,

When she reaches the front of the class, she does a pencil turn and gives the class a stern look.

And that's a rule to which we all must adhere.

Two sashays.

But I fear that the Doc

Two step pivots.

Is about causing havoc in his big blue box.

She pumps her fist two times on "About causing Havoc" and three times on "Big blue box" She quickly gestures for the class to get up again. The start dancing.

Now that brings up to date and everything's just gravy.

I just hope it doesn't get messed up by Russell T Davies.

They all sing:

Nobody's graduating from this Academy

Until you've all mastered Gallifreyan-

Until you can say you're Gallifreyan-

Until you know all about Gallifreyan History!

Alright, same time next week!" She trills as the class jostles out, grinning from the entertainment.

One younger girl stays behind. "Yes...Muse?" A mysterious acoustic tune begins as an underscore.

"Who is the 'Doc' you mentioned?" Muse asks. Professor gasps, then checks the time.

"You have your lunch with you, right?" Muse nods. "Alright, I give you permission to eat in here. This is gonna be a long story..." The music picks up. The Professor quickly leads Muse to downstage left corner of the stage, where there is a single spot light and two chairs. They sit down as another song begins. The Professor starts singing again.

"There once was a man who could change his face!"

They face stage right, and they see it light up dimly, with a man silhouette shuffling onstage. (Hahaha "Everyday I'm shuffling")

"904 years old, could travel time and space! He the smartest there is! There's nothing he don't know!"

Muse turns and gives her a "really?" look.

"And he don't know where, or even when he'll go!"

Another "really" look, accompanied by, "For a Professor, you have extremely poor grammar. The Professor gives her a cheeky grin.

"His powers come from his box of blue!"

A box is lowered onstage, still only showing the silhouette. They can see light coming from the windows, and a smaller, bluish light on top. The Professor appears not to notice.

"Oh how I wish he could take me there too!

Oh Doctor, Doctor, please take me away!

Yeah, Doctor, Doctor, please take me away!

The music fades out and the lights come up. The man appears about 41, with dark hair, piercing blue eyes, and wearing black boots, black pants, a black shirt, and a black leather jacket. He opens the box, which is actually a bright, yet dark, blue that says "Police Public Call Box", steps inside, and it rolls offstage. The stage blacks out except for the spotlight on Muse and Professor.

"The Doctor, is this...renegade Timelord. He stole a Type 40 TARDIS when he was young, and has been traveling ever since. He escaped the Timelock by chance, happening to not be here when it happened. We lost track of him for a while, then picked up his trail about seven years ago, when he was on Earth, 2005. It started in a shop in London..." The spotlight goes off, and Muse and Professor exit.

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So, you like? I'm sorry if the choreography stuff was a bit confusing, I'm not as good as writing that out yet. I hope to get better though. Also, as you could hopefully tell, it's written in present tense. Can you still understand it, or should I write it in past tense? Because I'm not changing to script form, as that is against the rules. :P

For those of you reading my PJO stories: I am working on Blonde Hair and Blue Eyes! Just, due to to the number of reviews I got in response to AN I posted, I've decided to go back and edit the whole story. Full details inside that story (If you can stand to sift through the rubbish of it. Not joking.)

Also, for those who care about my life I officially have braces, and my glasses will arrive soon :) Just thought you might like to know. I'd blame by braces for not writing, and I guess it's kinda true, because I couldn't eat anything substansial from Wednesday the 21st to about Wednesday the 28th, so I had no energy so I couldn't think, so I couldn't write XD You guys probably don't buy that though.

And, my English teacher started assigning us one 5 paragraph essay aweek. This week it is about themes in Romeo and Juliet. :P It gets boring the third time around.

And, I discovered the Hunger Games. :D :D :D :D I loooove them! Does anyone think of JAck when Finnick does the whole "Does this distract you?" bit in Mockingjay?

Anyway, enough of my life story. Please review! I'd like to know how y'all like this!

~WolfyBD

Songs used:

Gallifreyan History 101 by Chameleon Circuit

Doctor, Doctor, by Mr. Saxon (Only part of it though)