Chapter 1: The Creation and the Cookie Quest

"Human Kind can gain nothing without first giving something in return." Al said. "This is the first law of Alchemy. In those days, we believed it to be the world's one and only-"

"Yeah, yeah, Al. Just give me the box of Oreos already." Ed said, holding out his hand impatiently.

"Yes brother, but what the hell are you gonna do with them?" Al asked.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! AL SWORE!" Ed screamed.

"So? What're you gonna do with the cookies?"

"Easy. I'm gonna transmute the biggest cookie ever and laugh in the Colonel's face." Ed laughed evilly.

"But brother!" Al screamed. "That could be dangerous! Creating a cookie that big could be really bad!"

"Who cares?" Ed took the pack of cookies. He clapped his hands and transmuted it into one giant cookie. "MUAHAHAHAHAHA! I NOW HAVE A COOKIE THE SIZE OF MYSELF! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Brother, you're scaring me..." Al shuddered.

Lust grinned darkly and stole the giant cookie. "Ha! Now I've gotten the cookie!" She ran away with her little friends and that was it.

"No! They stole our cookie!" Ed yelled, grabbing his coat. ((The red one with the symbol on the back.))

"Brother! Wait up!" Al chased after him.

"Ed! Al! Where are you going!" Winry ran out to watch them leave.

"To get my cookie back!" Ed called over his shoulder. "That stupid Lust stole it!"

"Great... Now we're lost..." Ed muttered, looking around the dense forest.

"Brother, I'm scared..." Al shuddered.

"Come on Al! There's nothing to be scared of!"

There was a cracking noise in a bush.

"What was that?" Al cried.

"Probably a squirrel."

"It was too loud to be a squirrel!"

There was another cracking sound, and a hamster riding a fox with 2 tails jumped at Ed. "This will be a great lunch!" The hamster yelled.

"You can't eat meat you rodent! This one's mine!" The fox yelled.

"What the!" Ed cried in shock. "Quit trying to eat my hair!"

"Wait... That's hair? I thought it was spaghetti." The hamster muttered.

Al passed out screaming.

The fox poked the unconscious suit of armor. "Is it OK?" She asked.

"What? Al? Yeah, he's fine. What're you though?"

"Oh! We're... Experiments that escaped from an Alchemy lab..." The fox sighed. "My name's Eve and the hamster's name is Bob."

"Anywho, I'm Ed and he's Al." Ed smiled. "Anyway, we have to be on our way."

"For what?" Bob asked, rubbing his brown fur.

"Lust stole our giant Oreo cookie, and we're gonna get it back."

"Really? We'll help then." Eve jumped onto Ed's shoulder. "We could come in handy."

Al sat up. "Are the killer animals gone yet?"

"We aren't killers. We're Chimeras." Bob corrected. "Experiments really."

"We're coming along." Eve grinned evilly, but it looked more like she was bearing her teeth.

"Brother! Can we trust them?" Al asked.

"No clue. We won't know until we try Al." Ed turned to leave. "You know the way out of here?"

"Of course!" said Bob. "Let's go!"

They all left.

Meanwhile, Back at Lust's House...

"Can I eat it?" Gluttony asked, drooling.

"No! We must keep it so I can win the bake off!" Envy shouted.

"No. We're using it as bait to bring Full Metal and his friends here." Lust laughed.

They all started laughing like maniacs, until Lust hit them both on the head.

"Shut up! I'm the only one allowed to do the evil laugh!"

Er... TBC?

Yeah, I know, it's completely random and makes no sense... Yet... Anywho, I think I got the names right. I'm sorry it was short! And on that confusing note, I hope you enjoyed it! I had a bad day today, so if it sounds a little off from what I usually write, I'm sorry.