Authors Note: This is a Harry Potter (not mine by the way) version of "Personal Survey's Via E-mail", but you don't have to read it for this to make sense. Also, if I don't do a certain character it's because I don't think that there's enough on them to make a funny survey on. Sorry. But besides that, read, have fun, and please review!
Authors Other Note: A word of caution, I am going to be portraying quite a few characters as stupid or downright insane. Why? Because I can.
Personal Survey! Fill in and enjoy!
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Name: Harry Potter
Nicknames: The-boy-who-lived, scar head, and (on more than one occasion) 'you bloody idiot'.
Extracurricular activities: I play quidditch and like to break the rules… a lot. It's fun; you should try it some time.
Dream Job: I'd be an Auror. It'd be bloody brilliant! I'd go around fighting bad guys, zapping them with my pointy wooden stick and saving the world! I'd be a superhero and my name could be… could be…. Super Scar!
What you're good at: Besides all things relating to school, what aren't I good at?
Special Talents: I can make girls swoon even though I wear glasses, and I can make swirly stuff come out from my wand!
*Current family members, list one attribute for each that applies*
Mother: Dead.
Father: Dead
Sister: Never had one.
Brother: Nope.
Favorite family member: Err, I'm afraid that I don't really like anyone. Technically Sirius is a part of my family, but then again, he's dead.
Role model: Sirius. Alas, I knew him well…
Friends: The brain, the redhead, the loon, and a few others who I classify more as subservient admirers than friends.
Where do you live? : In the summer I live in hell, and during the school year I live in heaven. *Sigh* You know your life is screwed up when you compare school to heaven…
Where would you like to live? : Ohio!
Greatest fear: The kissy guys in the hoods.
Biggest Obsession: Um… Voldemort I guess. NO! Not like that! Sickos…
Strange habits and/or activities: Battling students from the house of snakes, dreaming of snakes, fighting giant snakes, speaking to snakes… I'm beginning to sense a pattern here.
Scariest thing you've done or seen: I once saw Snape trying on women's lingerie. *shudder*
Favorite food: Chocolate frogs
Favorite song: "Kryptonite"
Favorite spell: Patronus! I get to make a pretty deer gallop around.
Secret fantasy: To share a room with Cho Chang. [Growls and waggles eyebrows]
An embarrassing moment: Being in the tub in front of Moaning Myrtle.
Goal in life: To build a better mousetrap.
Worst thing you've ever done: What?! I'm the HERO. I don't do bad stuff. (…) Why are you looking at me like that?
Three things/people you hate: Draco, Snape, and infomercials.
Best candidate for Defense Against the Dark Arts professor: Kermit the frog
If you could be a cartoon character, who would you be and why? : I'd be Superman! He's tall and strong! And he's got Lois Lane…
If you could kill anybody and get away with it, who would it be? : Filch's cat.
Who is least likely to respond to this letter? : 'Mione. She's probably got her nose in a book somewhere…