Few know that when Eiji left for Japan he left a farewell message for

Ash Lynx - a sort of "Dear John" letter. And while Eiji would have

liked to have made it in the form of a Haiku (a Japanese poetry

form), his limited English made that impossible. Nevertheless, he

tried to be poetic....and Ash found this after he sent Eiji to the

airport with one of his trusted aides....

I do not love you, Mr. Ash

although you have a lovely ass

and I must admit it made me shiver

when in the tub you made it quiver

But the truth is you are just a thug

whose first love is the sight of blood

and nothing I can do for you is as much fun

as your blowing away some fool with your gun

So this is farewell - just dry your eyes

we Japanese don't go in for long goodbyes

and keep your tush inside your thong-

I'm saving all my love for Kong.

(Ash immediately rushed for the airport, but Eiji - and Ash's aide

Kong- had already taken flight for Tokyo.....)