The Triumphant return of STLT! It's been awhile since i was kicked off, sniffle, but i'm back with more parodies!
Sung to the tune of Eminems: Just lose it!
Intro
Okay...
Guess who's back... back again
RAW is back, tell a friend
Now everyone report to my fanfic
To my fanfic, to my fanfic
Now everyone report to my fanfic
Alright stop... it's hammer time
Verse 1
Come here little kiddies, on my lap
Guess who's back with a brand new rap
And I don't mean rap as in a new case
Of sanity investigation accusation
"Aah aah aah aah aah"
No worries, RAW has got a brand new bag of toys
What else could I possibly do to make noise
I'd done touched on everything but little boys
And that's not a stab at Michael
That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho
I go a little bit crazy sometimes
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Good God, just give a little 'ha!'
Roll around, grab your sides, and just laugh
At the chapters of my fanfic
Like T.P. for my bung hole
And it's cool if you let one go
Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it
Give a little "Ha, Ha!" it's okay (chuckle!)
Oops my CD just skipped
And everyone just heard you let one rip
Chorus
Now I'm gonna make you laugh
Ha, ha, ha, yeah Ash shake that ass
Whoops! I mean May... May, May, May
"Girl you know I'm crazy"
Alright now lose it
"Aah aah aah aah aah"
Just read it
"Aah aah aah aah aah"
It's funny
"ha ha ha ha ha"
Oh baby
"ha ha"
Oh baby baby
"ha ha"
Verse 2
It's Thursday and it's my day
Just to party all the way to Sunday
Maybe 'til Monday, I dunno what day
Everday's just a holiday
Sitting at Parkland, working on my fanfic
nothing to sick, people will go "ick!"
I dunno what I'm writing', all I know is when I get gone
Someone's gonna "read my fanfic"
Rap
Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk
But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work
Could you give a little giggle or a cackle like a bird?
tell me if I'm funny, tell me what's the word?
Now what's your name girl, what's your sign?
Ash: "Man you must be up out your mind"
Ashley! "aah aah", beer goggles, blind
I'm just trying to unwind, now I'm...
Now I'm gonna make you laugh
Ha, ha, ha, yeah Ash shake that ass
Whoops! I mean May... May, May, May
"Girl you know I'm crazy"
Alright now lose it
"Aah aah aah aah aah"
Just read it
"Aah aah aah aah aah"
It's funny
"ha ha ha ha ha"
Oh baby
Verse 3
It's Tuesday and I'm locked up
I'm in jail, I don't know what happened
They say I was sitting butt naked
at the computer screaming
"Aah aah aah aah aah"
Well I'm sorry, I don't remember
All I know is this much, I'm not guilty
They said save it boy, we've got you on tape
yelling at an old lady to "read my fanfic"
Rap
Now this is the part where the fic breaks down
It's real intense, no one makes a sound
Everything looks like it's Hate Mile now
The beat comes back and everybody loses their selves
Now snap back to reality, look it's B. Rabbit he
Oh you signed me for a challenge? I'm a grown man
Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba
I don't have any lines to go right here so
Chubba tubba tell me fellas (what?), fellas (what?)
Read my fic, it'll make your own one jealous (what?)
Drama fics, Ranma fics, Sailor fics, Sonic fics
Yaoi fics, Yuri fics, I challenge all fics
Everyone report to my fanfic
It's your chance for, a little romantic
Butt squeezin', it's the season
Just go "aah aah aah aah", it's so appeasing
Now I'm gonna make you laugh
Ha, ha, ha, yeah Ash shake that ass
Whoops! I mean May... May, May, May
"Girl you know I'm crazy"
Alright now lose it
"Aah aah aah aah aah"
Just lose it
"Aah aah aah aah aah"
It's funny
"ha ha ha ha ha"
Oh baby
Outro:
Mmhmm read my fanfic Mmhmm read my fanfic
Ooh Ash just read fanfic
I mean May just read my fanfic
Rate and review, and send in song requests!