A/N Ok this story is a three way crossover between Maximum Ride, Inuyasha, and Naruto. I dont own any of them. The OC's are based off of me and my friends. Enjoy! ^-^
'thoughts'
"talking"
Warning characters may be totally ooc.
**Josie's point of view**
When I woke up this morning I was expecting it to be like any other morning, wake up and then try to go back to bed. Unfortunately I couldn't go back to bed due to Jay calling and inviting me over. So I dragged myself out of bed and went to her house. As soon as I walked through the door I was tackled by a screaming Cindy.
"OML JOSIE! WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU FOR FOREVER!"
"Cindy," I said incredulously, "You guys called me like, ten minutes ago"
"Oh, well, it still took you too long."
"Whatever, so what did you need me to come over for anyway?"
"Nothing really," said Jay entering the conversation, "we just wanted you to come over and we knew you would rush if we said it was an emergency."
"GUYS ITS 11:11 MAKE A WISH!" screamed Cindy. So we all wished.
'I wish I could meet Sesshomaru' thought Cindy.
'I wish Itachi could come visit me' thought Jay.
'I wish Fang would land here so I could meet him' was my wish.
"Well anyw-" Jay started saying before she was interrupted by a knock on the door. "who is it?" she called.
"Sesshomaru" was the reply. Cindy squealed and threw the door open.
"OML what are you doing here Fluffy?"
"Who is Fluffy?"
"YOU ARE!"
"No my name is Sesshomaru."
"Nope! You're Fluffy now!"
"It's best to just accept it or else you'll be arguing all night." I interrupted.
Sesshomaru started pouting, "Fine."
"Oh don't pout Fluffy." Cindy said, "It's not like they'll call you Fluffy."
"Yea," I said while trying not to laugh, "We'll just call you Sesshy!"
Sesshomaru groaned, "That's almost as bad as Fluffy!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"SHUT UP YOU GUYS!" screamed Jay.
Me and Sesshy blinked owlishly at her. "No need to shout Jay, geez."
Jay just growled at me and was about to start yelling at us for acting so immature when Cindy shouted.
"OML! WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!"
Thus making us all turn to see Cindy poking a highly irritated Itachi. You could almost hear Itachi chanting, 'Don't kill the annoying little girl. Don't kill the annoying little girl.'
"ITACHI!" Jay shouted before glomping him.
"Who the hackit is Itachi?" asked Cindy confusedly.
"Obviously that is Itachi" I said like it was the most obvious thing in the world, which it was.
"Ohhhhhh, ok."
There was silence for a bit until I was pushed to the ground. There was an uncomfortable weight on my chest . I looked up and saw Fang, yes FANG, straddling me. Needless to say I quickly got a nosebleed and passed out.
*** Jay's POV ***
Wow, ok, I didn't know it was possible for someone to get such a bad nosebleed they would pass out just by looking at someone.
"It probably had something to do with the position they were in," said Itachi.
"I said that out loud?"
"Yes."
"Ah."
Silence...
"Awkward turtle!" shouted Cindy while doing the hand motions. Immediately after she said it there was a groaning noise.
"Oh that must be Josie," I said.
*** Josie's POV ***
"Ugh," I groaned, "what happened?"
"You got a nosebleed and passed out 'cus Fang was straddling you!" Cindy informed me.
"Oh yeah...what's Fang doing here anyway?"
"I dunno we didn't ask him."
"Seriously?" I asked in a you're-such-an-idiot tone of voice.
"Yep!" she said in an overly cheerful voice.
"That's—not whatever. Anyway, what are you doing here, Fang?"
"I'm not quite sure," he said, "one minute I'm flying the next I'm falling and landing on you."
"Ah...ok," I said.
More silence...
"HOW THE HACKIT DID YOU GUYS EVEN GET HERE!" screamed Cindy out of the blue.
They thought for a bit before Itachi said, "I'm not quite sure." The others nodded in agreement while Cindy, Jay, and I face faulted.
"Well do you know how to get back?" asked Jay.
"No," said Sesshomaru.
"No idea," said Itachi.
"I'm with them, I don't know," said Fang.
"Ok then, you guys can stay with us!" exclaimed Cindy.
I interrupted the guys replies with, "Us? Cindy have you forgotten that both of us have our own homes to go to?"
"Of course I haven't," she said, "We can stay at Jay's place until they figure out how to get home."
"Whatever, fine we can stay."
"YAY!" Cindy screamed and jumped on Sesshy's back. Jay quickly joined her near Sesshy while Fang stood around them trying to figure out why they were so hyped up over this Sesshy guy. I stood away from them next to Itachi.
"Don't worry 'tachi-chan," I told him, "you'll get used to them eventually, heck you might even find it fun to join in once in a while!"
"I sincerely doubt that, but thank-you for trying to cheer me up."
I grinned up at him,('cus, dang, he's tall). "You're welcome, now c'mon," I said while dragging him over to the others.
Cindy saw me and Itachi walking over so she jumped on Itachis back and said, "Onward weasel!"
"Weasel?" Itachi asked incredulously.
"Yes, Weasel!" she shouted.
Itachi grimaced at her loud voice right next to his ear but started walking any way. "Where are we going anyway?" he couldn't help but ask.
"We're going...um...where are we going again Jay?"
Jay sighed, "We are going to the mall. How many times do I have to tell you?"
"Um...a lot."
"Yeah I realized that."
"So," I said, "We're going to the mall?"
"Yep!" Cindy answered.
"Ok then what are waiting for? Let's go!"
"We were waiting for you, num nuts."
"No need to call me names you bloody hoser."
"Since when are you a British Canadian?"
"Since now yeh flea bitten scumbag!"
"And now you're a pirate." Jay chimed in.
"Vat in ze vorld do you people vant from me?"
They both stared at me with this wide eyed look on their faces, "I don't even know what that was supposed to be!" Cindy exclaimed.
"Either do I," I replied, "Either do I."
We all stopped there and looked around to find our new house guests staring at us like we were insane. Which is actually very likely.
What was going through the guys's heads just so happened to be the same thing, 'How long a I going to be stuck here with these insane girls?'
And that's it for now because SOMEONE *cough cough* C-A! *cough cough* keeps bugging me about posting. Well I hope you enjoy this brain child of mine! (That sounded really weird didn't it? Oh well.)