Soul Eater (Not!)/Naruto Shippuden

Adventure/Romance

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All Characters

Anime/Manga

Summary:

The Spartoi (plus Chrona) have a joint mission to do with the Konoha gang (plus others) and the Sand Siblings. What'll happen? Romance? (What's the description for the story?) Humor? (Hellz yeah!) Adventure? (That's kinda the point.) R and R.

Chapter 1

Prologue-ish Thing

Normal P.O.V.:

"You called us, Lord Death?" asked Maka as she, the rest of Spartoi (I include Chrona as part of Spartoi and in Maka's team in pretty much anything I write. He'll also be a boy in anything I write. More details, check my profile), Akane, Clay, Meme, Tsugumi, and Anya piled in the Death Room.
"Oh, yes. You all are going to Konohagakure, aka Konoha, to a joint mission with some ninja there, plus the Kazekage of the Sand Village, his pupil, and his two older siblings."
"How many of us will there be, father?" Gee, I don't know who said that. (Sarcasm. If you couldn't guess, that was obviously Kid.
"You'll see when you get there. But I won't lie; there's a lot of you, including their senseis and ours. Oh, and by the way, Marie, Stein, Blair, and Spirit are coming with you." Lord Death replied. Wyou could just barely hear Maka grumbling to herself. "Sorry about that Maka, Soul. Spirit refused to let you go, considering the uneven boy-girl ratio with the people there, and no, it's not their fault about that. Good luck, now you guys should probably get going. Just follow Kid, Maka, Kim, and Blair, they know where to go. I'm also suure that you, Maka, Ox, Havar, Kim, Jackie, Blair, Anya, and Soul know some of the people in the teams you'll be working with? Anyway, if you guys don't get going, you'll be late. Peace, ciao, sayonara!" finished Lord Death.
When he finished, the group left to get going to Konoha; they already had a briefing from Lord Death about who they'll be working with, and what-not, so all they have to do is get there.

Oh well. Off they go.

Same Time, in Team Kakashi/Yamato's training ground, Normal P.O.V.:

Konoha 12 (for this story, that includes Sasuke, Sai, and Sora. Even though that's technically 14), Team Ebisu, Hanabi, the Sand Siblings, Yugito Nii, Killer Bee, and Matsuri were all waiting at the aforementioned location and had just received a briefing about who they'll be working with, and what-not. But, just then, Tsunade (who was doing the briefing. P.S., all the original Konoha 12 senseis (Asuma is alive) plus Ebisu and Yamato and Jiraiya are there, too.) summoned a large mirror ('bout the height of Gai) with some fog in it.
"42-42-, 564, if you want on Death's door." She said. Suddenly, a guy with what looked like and odd skull mask and black cloak, along with a blue zombie, a mummy looking person, a professional-looking person and a guy drinking a cup of Joe were seen sitting at a low table drinking coffee, Joe, and tea appeared.
"Oh, hello Tsunade, Jiraiya, Yamato, Asuma, Kurenai, Ebisu, Gai, Kakashi, Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro." Said the guy with the mask.
"Hello, Lord Death," started Tsunade. "We were wondering if you could introduce use and a little briefing about what kind of people we're working with here."
"Of course, Tsunade. But I won't give you their names or too much. Just some general stuff you should know. Oh and by the way, for those of you who don't know me, I'm Lord Death, founder of the Death Weapon and Meister Academy, the school where your new comrades were arriving from. The blue zombie is Sid Barret, and yes, he's an actual zombie, just with a soul. The mummy is Mira Nygus, and no she isn't an actual mummy. The guy sipping Joe is Joe, seriously. And the professional lady here is Yumi. Nice to meet'cha. Oh, and by the way, I already know who you all are. Nice to see you again Sakura, Ino, Sasuke, Sai, Sora, Konohamaru, Hanabi, Neji, Hinata, Yugito (2-tails Jinchurriki (sp)), and Killer Bee again."
"Nice to meet you all," said Tsunade. "The briefing, please."
"I'll take the honor of doing so, Lord Death," said Yumi. "Alright. If you're worried about loyalty, that's already covered and will be taken care of if needed. Note that we will be sending you our youngest elite group, the Spartoi; all of them are Death Sycthes. We will also be sending you 5 from our EAT class. We will also be sending you a young witch and her guardian, but don't hurt them. She and another older witch from the Spartoi are our allies, not enemies to any extent. We have the last survivor of the Star Clan; again, our ally. What his ancestors did had nothing to do with them. We have a magic cat with 8 lives that we're sending you to help the older witch train the younger in magic, or just in case we need her magic in general. And yes you heard me right; magic cat. When she's around, I suggest the males watch out for he and I hope you all aren't child innocent for your own sakes." All the males took a step back. "We will be sending our top 5 students in academics, along with the first's father. He's also a Death Scythe. The top person to ever graduate the academy is coming along, but don't ever be near him when he's close to any Madness, or just when he has a craving with dissection. He'll dissect anything and anyone. Just ask the Death Scythe father aforementioned. But not to worry too much about him, another adult Death Scythe will be there to keep him stable, she has anti-Madness wavelength, so she can't be affected by Madness. Speaking of Madness, The leader of the Spartoi will have some Madness Resistance pills to rest of you. The leader, her weapon, and another and his weapon have Black Blood in them, so the pills will be useless to them. Also the second person I just mentioned has the most Black Blood in him and his weapon is part of his body; the weapon made up of entirely of Black Blood. You'll know him when you see him. Don't underestimate any of them. Or try to piss them off; and what I mean by them, I mean their leader. She's the top in academics, but get on her nerves and you'll be on the receiving end of her _ Chop. I won't tell you the name of it, but it's very similar to a Death Chop, except both are patented and for her, usually done with a book. Sometimes with her hands. It's hard enough to dent your skull. And don't ask where she gets the never ending supply of books from. None of us know, and sometimes, I don't think she even knows. Anyway, she is also quite critical towards men, even sometimes her friends. Don't take it personally, if you want someone to blame, it's her dad. He's coming along. We also have an additional 2 witches. Allies. One of the meisters has a serious superiority complex, it'll get annoying, just try not to hit him for it. I doubt he can help now. Another meister is Lord Death's son, and he has OCD, with symmetry. If he insults you because you're asymmetrical, don't take it personally. Don't mention the lines in his hair, they're natural and permanent. Won't come off. The 3 youngest may be children, but they're strong. 2 are twins, but they don't talk. They're Earth Shamans, so they'll be very helpful in you mission. P.S. very important," the everyone started leaning toward mirror to hear everything Yumi is saying. "Unfortunately, you might encounter the 'legendary' sword Excalibur." As she said 'legendary' she had air quotes, and as she said 'Excalibur', she had a disgusted face on (A/N: the one that everyone has when around him). "It's unfortunate that even though he is a strong weapon, he's annoying as hell. No. more than that. Enough to the extent that anyone who has heard his voice has a signature disgusted face on, like the one I had before. Even Lord Death hates him. Good luck around him and yes, he is that bad."
Anything else will be told to you themselves." Yumi finished.
"When will they be here?" asked Jiraiya.
"If I know them as much I think I do… they'll be pouring in in 5…4...3…2…1…"