To be sung to the tune of Evanescence's "Hello". Written with my BFF Kate.


Ginny, Fred, George, Ron...Weasely.

Harry's not like them at all.

Has no one told you he's not a Weasely?

Hello

He's got a scar where the other Weaselys don't.

Hello.

If I smile and laugh at you

It's because you can't see the difference.

Where are his red hair and his freckles?

Hello

It's just a lie; he's not even from Ireland,

So sad.

So, now you know the truth of Harry.

Hello

It's not fair.

Maybe he should dye his hair...


One shot, but hope to do other songs soon. I don't even like Harry Potter, but this was just too funny to pass up. (Kate luvs Harry Pottehhhh)

Oh – the "Weaselys" thing. Yeah, I know it looks awful, but if it was "Weaselies" it would mess up their name. But, yeah, I do know it looks weird and totally wrong. Just deal with it.

In the meantime, as you deal, a review would be nice... ;)