Our beautiful savior apocalypse on paper

by Loriananna

Once upon a time a well known troll decided to reveal herself to the world as an intelligent human being, but she soon found that the absence of lol's were making the world a void and lifeless place. And so, OBS;AOP, was born.

Due to a couple of requests, I have decided to ignore the senselessly cruel destruction of my previous story by the fanfic staff and write another outrageously void plotline which you may or may not enjoy.

The sophistication of this first chapter is here merely so that you, as a reader, do not lose all faith in the human race.

WARNING: If you suffer from heart conditions, depression or are more than two months pregnant, reading this fanfic may result in heart attacks, suicide or a series of miscarriges.

Continue at your own peril.

Your faithful troll,

-Loriananna.

NOTE: Unlike the last story, I have to use proper grammar and spelling in order to keep it un-deleted. I apologise for the termination of lol's. Oh, and I need a name for the Mary Sue, so comment and shit and I'll pick my favourite before writing the next chapter :)