The one movie everyone has seen and loved! With Star Wars characters.
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The Jedi of Oz
Chapter 1: Over the Rainbow

Siri Tachi was running through the dry colorless fields of Dantooine with her dog, Indiana. She had always been a fast runner. When she was younger, she and her friend Obi-Wan had played tag before he began to get needed on the farm. Today though, she wasn't running for fun. She was running for fear.
At the border of the Conclave's farm, she stopped and looked at Indiana. The black-and-white blended in ridiculously with the rest of the fields it seemed, but he was always so energetic, almost in defiance of the mundane life the Dantooine humans lived.
"She isn't coming yet, Indiana." Siri gasped, letting herself sit down. "Did she hurt you?"
Indiana shook his head vigorously.
"Good, but she tried to though, didn't she?" Siri asked. "Come on. We'll go tell Master K-Adi and Master Adi. Come on, Indiana."
Siri and Indiana rushed to the farm where several chicks were chirping.
"Master Adi?" Siri asked as she went to Adi Gallia, her Tholoth headdress and purple eyes having dulled with the rest of the colors on Dantooine. She was still a very pretty woman though.
"Master Adi?" Siri asked again, trying to get her attention. "Master Adi, just listen to what Miss Goodson did to Indiana-"
"Siri, please." Adi said in her ever patient way. "I'm trying to count."
"Oh but Master Adi-" Kara began when Ki-Adi-Mundi interrupted her. He was a Cerean, but with a white beard and gold eyes that seemed to belong in Dantooine's setting, which made sense as the Farm had been in the family for generations according to him.
"Look, don't bother us now, my dear." Ki-Adi said just as patiently as Adi. "This incubator's gone bad, and we're likely to lose a lot of our chicks."
"Oh, those poor little things." Siri remarked sadly. Then she remembered why she had been in such a rush. "Oh, but Master Adi, Miss Goodson hit Indiana right over the back of the head with a rake just because she said he gets in her garden and chases her nasty old cat every day."
"Siri-" Adi tried to say, but Siri just went right on, caught up in the excitement.
"Oh, but he doesn't do it every day." Siri insists. "Only once or twice a week, and you know he'd never hurt that dumb old cat even if he did catch it. And now she says she'll-"
"Siri!" Adi said sharply. "Siri, we're busy."
Siri looked at the chicks peeping and sighed.
"Oh alright." Siri said as she went off and came across her friends, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, and Peter Mayhew as they worked on a busted tractor with Anakin and Peter holding it up as Obi-Wan worked on reattaching the apparently broken axle.
"How's it coming?" Peter asked. He was a tall man with wild hair. He was also the oldest of her friends, being only a decade or so younger than Ki-Adi, biologically.
"Take it easy." Anakin said. He was a young man with dirty blond hair and shining blue eyes wearing the same brown and black robes he always seemed to wear as they set it down, resulting in a shout from Obi-Wan, who was auburn haired with a beard and mustache and almost always wore something crème.
"Ah!" Obi-Wan snapped. "You got my finger!"
"Then why didn't you move your finger out of the way?" Peter asked agitatedly.
"Right on my finger." Obi-Wan muttered.
"At least it wasn't your head." Peter muttered.
"Peter," Siri asked. "What am I gonna do about Miss Goodman? Just because Indiana chases her nasty old cat every time I come home from taking Ferus to school-"
"Listen honey, I've got those hogs to get in." Peter said as he walked off as Obi-Wan walked up to her.
"Now look here, Siri, you're not using your head about Miss Goodman." Obi-Wan said. "It's like you haven't got any brains at all."
"I have too got brains!" Siri said agitatedly.
"Then why don't you use them?" Obi-Wan asked. "When you come home from dropping off Ferus, don't go by Miss Goodman's place, then Indiana won't get into her garden, and you won't get into any trouble, see?"
"Oh Obi-Wan." Siri sighed. "You just won't listen, that's all."
"Well your head isn't made of straw, you know." Obi-Wan sighed, not looking where he was aiming a hammer for a lose nail and hitting his thumb. "Oh!"
Siri then went to Peter as he had managed to get the hogs into the pen.
"Get in there before I make a dime bank out of you." Peter said as he got the hogs in as Siri leaned against the fence. "Listen Siri, you don't have to worry about Miss Goodman. She's nothing to be afraid of. Just have a little courage, that's all."
"I'm not afraid of her." Siri insisted.
"Then the next time she starts squawking, walk right up to her and spit in her eye." Peter said. "That's what I'd do."
Siri chuckled as a pig began chewing on the cuff of her robe's long sleeve and walked off with it still in its mouth, pulling Siri into the pen as she called out for help, and Peter quickly got her out of there as the other two quickly went up to her.
"Are you alright, Siri?" Obi-Wan asked.
"Yes, I'm alright." Siri said calming down at once. "I fell in and..."
She then saw Peter still gasping as she began chuckling.
"Why Peter, you're just as scared as I am."
"What's the matter?" Obi-Wan asked with a smile on his face. "Gonna let a little old pig make a coward out of you?"
"Look at you, Peter." Anakin said with a chuckle. "You-"
"Boys!" Adi called out, coming up to them. "What are you all standing around here for?"
"You see, Siri was leaning near the pig pen when-" Anakin began.
"It's no place for Siri near the pig pen." Adi said plainly. "There's a reason Peter helps us deal with them and not you and Obi-Wan. I also saw you working on that contraption in the garage, Anakin, now playtime's over so go do your work."
"Alright, Ma'am." Anakin sighed good naturedly. "But someday they're gonna erect a statue of me on this planet-"
"Well don't start posing for it now." Adi said as Obi-Wan chuckled. "Also, it's no good working on an empty stomach, have some crullers."
"Thanks Master Gallia." Obi-Wan said as he and Anakin took one each and walked off to work on the fence.
"And Peter, feed those pigs before they worry themselves into anemia." Adi told Peter.
"Right, Adi." Peter said with a sigh as Siri took the opportunity to talk to Adi.
"Master Adi, really, you know what Miss Goodman said she was going to do to Indiana? She said she was going to-"
"Now Siri, I'm sure you're worrying yourself over nothing." Adi said kindly. "Now you just help us out today and find yourself a place where you won't get into any trouble until it's time to pick up Ferus."
Siri sighed and went to an apple tree as she sighed as Indiana joined her, looking around the dull surroundings. To Siri, the whole planet of Dantooine wouldn't look any different if it was all one big shade of gray. The only thing that ever really popped around her, especially these days, was an occasional rainbow.
"Someplace where there isn't any trouble." Siri repeated. "You think there really is such a place, Indiana? There must be. It's not a place you can get to by a boat or a train. Someplace far, far away, beyond the moon. Beyond the rain."
Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high,
There's a land that I heard of once in a lullaby.
Somewhere over the rainbow, Skies are blue,
And the dreams that you dare to dream, really do come true
Someday I'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the clouds are far behind me.
Where troubles melt like lemon drops.
Way above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me.
Somewhere over the rainbow, blue birds fly.
Birds fly over the rainbow, why then, oh why can't I?
Somewhere over the rainbow, blue birds fly.
Birds fly over the rainbow, why then, oh why can't I?
Siri heard a bird singing as she saw it fly off into the horizon and out of sight, to a more colorful place, a better place than Dantooine.
If happy little blue birds fly beyond the rainbow,
Why, oh why can't I?
Siri sighed and scratched behind Indiana's ear as he panted happily. No matter where she was, she still had Indiana, the one on the whole farm that never left her side.


I love the Wizard of Oz!