Oh my! Look people an AU fic points ... intriguing....

Warning- language and shounen-ai and major oocness and um... umm... that's about it.

Disclaimer- I own nothing...apart from the lame story you're about to read...

By the way I would like to say thank you to the people who reviewed my last fic "emotionless" I love you!

I'm starting to regret braking that teachers nose...and arm... I don't wanna be here; all I can see is fucking cheerleaders and jocks and just preppy people in general. And why god, why did I have to America? All I did was brake someone's bones, and I'm not aloud in to any other school in china???...Apart from the one with people with behaviour problems...but that's beside the point.

Life sucks!

"The heads office is that way." The lady at the front desk said. Wow what a classy school.

I think I'm lost, I look around the corner but they all look the same way! What did that lady say left or right?

"Excuse me?" I shudder at the tone of the woman's high scratchy voice, and turn round.

"Yeah?" I asked.

A pale woman with glasses and white hair stared at me and brushed her silver hair behind her ear.

"Ray Kon?" the woman asked again. I really don't feel like answering so I just simply nodded.

"Hello I'm Ms. Gordon-head teacher. Please follow me into my office, I just have to sort out someone first."

I followed her into the office were someone was sitting in the chair already, so I chose to stand next to a cool looking plant... I think I'll call Vincent.

I lean against the wall and cough on the amount of dust in the office; it's really scary and brown. Who would paint their office brown?

"Oh question Ray." The woman said and sat down in her chair in front of the other guy. "Why were you expelled its not written down on this paper?"

I shrug. "'Cause I broke a teachers nose... and arm." I mumble the last bit so hopefully they can't hear. They both turn to look at me. Ms. Gordon looks extremely shocked and, and, and...

Woh... I think my heart just stopped beating.

His deep mahogany eyes swept over my body coursing shivers to run up and down my spine, a grin was graced on his soft pink lips. He had light blue bangs that spiked in every different direction

and beautiful porcelain skin. He wore a choker around his well shaped neck, and along black leather jacket that flowed off the seat he was seated in right now, which I now totally forgive him for making me stand next to Vincent... There is a slight chance I might be drooling and I'm pretty sure I'm blushing.

"My god we have another one of you!" She sighed and shook her head at him.

"Ah, but I haven't been expelled... yet..." My god that voice I almost melted there on the spot!

"So why'd you hit him?" The old woman asked. Hit whom?

"He annoyed me." The pretty boy shrugged.

"Ugh." Ms. Gordon rolled her eyes. "Why don't you join a team, like soccer? That might keep you out of trouble."

"Hmm, I think I might do cheerleading." Argh crap he's gonna be straight.

"Why is that?" she sighed.

"Because I'd get to wear a cute outfit and make out with some random hot guy." He answered and lent back into his chair.

...Or not...

Yay! He's gay or bi! I can even hear him grin. Hehe okay maybe this school might turn out quite fun.

"Sigh get out my sight you waste of good air. See you sometime today."

Okay... that is definitely not something I've ever heard a head teacher say to a student, come on people this is meant to be a posh school!

"Why are you so certain I'm gonna get in Trouble? You have little faith miss!" Ms. Gordon stared at him and he stood up. "I'll be going then, see you soon." He then turned and walked straight towards me.

AACK! Breathe Ray, breath!

"Hey Ms. Can I take him?"

Argh, don't faint!

She glared at him again.

"Fine then be like that. I'll be seeing you later my little one." He grinned and tucked some of my loose hair behind my ear and brushed the side of my face gently.

Eh, oh my I'm blushing, I'm so glad I let my hair down today.

"Don't hit on the new student! Get out of here!" He shrugged and threw his bag over his shoulder, and grinned at me, well more like a smirk, but hey.

"Come sit down, ignore him." She said.

"How can I? He's so hot!"

Opps...probably not the best thing to say to the head teacher.

"May I suggest not telling him this the last person who did got a black eye." She smiled sweetly. Well there goes my hopes...this woman's kinda creepy...pretty boys kinda sadist.

"Well here's your timetable and map and Kevin will show you around. KEVIN."

My god I think I'm deaf!

"Stop trying to sneak out of school and come in here!"

"What the hell do you want now woman? Are you purposely trying to deafen me?"

And in came a small green haired boy with lilac eyes then walked in.

He's, he's, he's sooooo cute!

I had to repress myself from giggling. Aww I want to hug him.

"I want you to show Ray around he's a new student, and he's in all of your classes and you now share a dorm with him." He rolled his eyes. I stood up and walked over to him. He came just above my shoulder (height wise) he had dark green hair that came past his shoulders, you could only see one of his eyes because the other was covered by his fringe that came to his chin. He was kinda like extremely punkish; he had a black Chinese traditional top on with three-quarter length skater shorts all cut up with stripy pink and black socks that you could see threw the cuts. He had lots of multicoloured bangles with a fantastic pair of etnies, with I think Invader Zim shoelaces.

I wanna a pair.

As soon as we got outside he looked me up and down.

"My god you have long hair. Its longer then Zeo's." He said looking up at me, aww he has a cute voice to!

"Your point?" I asked flatly.

"You look like a girl." Okay even though he's cute that's kinda mean...even though I know I do.

"As do you."

He grinned. "Touché."

I couldn't help but grin back and follow him down the hall.

We walked for a while randomly talking, when I say randomly talking I mean Kevin did it all, and I couldn't actually even understand everything he said.

"-Which you've got to believe is just plain stupid, because lets face it she's not one of the best-"

I watch as Kevin blacked the rest of the world out as he was talking happily staring at nothing in particular. Suddenly a tall red headed goth came round the corner, he had a black long sleeve top on with a high neck, also leather pants that even I had to admit looked good on him.

"Err Kevin there's someone in fro-."

"Hey watch it you-" Kevin rubbed his head and was greeted by.

"Ah my stalker!" The red headed boys eyes lit up as a superior smirk graced his lips and looked down at Kevin. He also had on black lipstick.

"You wish." Kevin spat and glared darkly at the other boy.

Whats going on??? ...One is confuseld...

"And don't you know it." He replied and moved forward to kiss the boy on the cheek. I couldn't help but grin at the black lipstick mark that was now on Kevin's face.

"Who's he." He asked and pointed at me.

"Ray, he's new."

"Heh, I think Kai will like this one." He carried on smirking and walked to the heads office.

"Bye my love." He then called over his shoulder.

Is it just me or are all the Goth's at this school plain creepy and like to hit on people a lot?

Who's Kai?

We carryon walking in silence and Kevin mumbles something like "stupid freak."

"Who's he? And who's Kai?" I don't trust this Kai person ... sounds evil.

"Well the guy back there is called Tala and his friends called Kai." He said not bothering to glance at me (A.N lol Tala's a weirdo...I'll be quiet).

"Are you going to rub that mark off." I ask mentioning the black mark now on the smaller boy's cheek.

"Nah."

Why?"

"You're gonna laugh at me but I think I can trust you -I'm not sure why-, I have a huge crush on Tala. And because he's the only one in our school who were black lipstick –so does Kai, sometimes- they know that he kissed me and when I walk past other people they get jealous because he is the second most wanted guy in this school. Plus it makes me feel special." He explained blushing.

Wow I have a friend on the first day of school.

"Well, if he only kisses you then he might like you." well it seemed that way from were I was standing.

"Maybe, but I think he does it cause he thinks it annoys me."

"Whatever." ...people are far to confusing for my simple mind... I wonder were my pretty boy is....

"Right, now this is our homeroom." He opened the door to the classroom and said that the teachers normally never there.

The room was really loud, everyone trying to get heard over the others.

Well that was until I walked in.

Everything went silent, eh scared!

I scan the classroom looking for no one in particular. Then my eyes met deep mahogany- pretty boy. Again my heart skipped a beat.

"Who's he?" a brown haired girl with a high voice asked.

My eyes moved from the pretty blunette to the brunette.

"He's Ra-"

I suddenly get pulled back as a really nice smell washes over me. "Wah!"

"Mine." Said a rich, deep, smooth voice. Hey I recognise that voice! Suddenly two arms snake round my waist and I'm enveloped by warmth.

"What the?" I look up, and blush. My god its pretty boy!!!...I'm kinda scared. I have a boy I've only just met hugging me and claiming me as his own. I feel all warm and fuzzy inside

Everyone's attention then went back to the conversation they were previously having with their friends.

"I am not yours!" I say and try to get free from his arms. Again I have everyone's attention again. Really I just don't want to seem weak or gay on the first day.

"He's Ray." Kevin said, before they turned round. They all kept staring. The guy then sat down behind the teacher's desk and sat me on his lap. Crap I think I'm blushing!!! .... This guy is such a freak.

(A.N people ignore this line!)

The class went noisy again and pretty boy turned and faced Kevin

"So I take you've seen Tala?" he asks and leans his head on my shoulder I'm feeling extremely nervous what the hells going on? This school is scary! Bad evil scary school!

I do like guys who come straight out and tell you they like you, but this is just ridicules!

"However did you guess?" Kevin replied sarcastically.

"By this." Again the red head leaned over him and kissed his over cheek.

Kevin shrugged and I grinned, they really did look cute. "Makes sense."

"Hey Kai." Tala said. "I didn't know you met the new boy."

"Yeah isn't he pretty?"

My god! Pretty boys Kai?!? Why did I not guess this?...

He runs his hand threw my hair again, the heads right this guy is a pervert.

"My names Ray and will you let go?"

"No." he mumbles into my back. His breath is warm and slightly tickles, along with his touch that seems extremely gentle.

Suddenly the homeroom teacher walks in and glares at Kai and me.

She looks quite young and has loose brown hair that comes down to her waist.

"Kai if you're going to play with your little friend, do it somewhere else!" She snapped.

"Okay." He says in his deep voice and stood up making me come with him, he took my hand and headed for the classroom door. I throw a desperate look to Kevin and he shrugs confused of what to do. Wah where is he taking me?

"NOT NOW!" She screeched. For a pretty face she has an annoying voice.

"Oh, okay then." He said and walked towards his desk in the corner of the classroom still holding my hand.

"Uh, ms. He's a new kid." Kevin pointed at me. I'm confused and feel embarrassed. I wanna go home!

"Okay, your Ray Kon aren't you?" she asked sweetly and sat down at the desk that me and Kai had earlier occupied. "Now Tala and Kevin sit down."

Oh I now feel like an idiot just standing there.

"Go sit behind Kevin."

I move to were the green haired boy was and sat down nervously behind him, everyone's staring at me as if they expect something. Leave me alone!

"Okay when I call your name answer." She said and went threw a long list of names, mine was last I found out Kai's full name is Kai Hitwatari I recognise it from somewhere...

"You can go now." the teacher said lazily and waved her hand at us.

"Hey Ray you coming?" Kevin asked. Tala was soon next to him with his arm draped over him. I nod and lean down to grab my bag off the floor. Then a hand suddenly cups my face, I look up and see Kai –again!

"Need any help?"

"No." I quickly turn to hide my blush and fling my bag over my shoulder and walk past him.

Whats with this guy? Sure he's as sexy as hell and has a voice as rich as chocolate, but still he's weird. He keeps hitting on me, he doesn't even know me!! He doesn't even no I like guys! Gee...

I walk out of the classroom with Kevin following me. Hey I don't even know where I'm going!

"I don't think he likes you. For all we know he could even be straight." Tala stated in the background.

"I can't help it! He's just so yummy." Kai replied.

I couldn't help but smile.

Hi people...sorry for the randomness.... And crappiness... and all the other stuff.

Please don't flame me. I'm special.

And to be continued for those of you who actually like it (which wont be many)...