HOW TO ANNOY THE CRAP OUT OF THE HOST CLUB:
I love these kind of lists. I thought I'd try one of my own.
1. Introduce Kaoru to me.
*fangirl screaming*
Kaoru: MAKE IT STOP!
2. Lock Haruhi and Tamaki in a closet until they kiss.
Let's just say, it took less than 20 seconds...
3. Introduce Tamaki to TamaKao fanfictions.
Tamaki: WHAT THE-
Kaoru: JESUS -
4. Explain to the Twins about the appeal to Hitachiincest.
5. Get Antoinette (Tama's dog.) not to come to him.
I dog train, and own 6 dogs. I'm a dog magnet.
Tamaki: ANTOINETTE!
6. Introduce Kyouya to Kyouya Hunny fanfictions.
YES THEY EXIST.
Kyouya: Scarred for life.
7. Kiss Kaoru.
Kaoru: :P
8. Kiss Tamaki
Kaoru: IM GONNA KILL HIM
Tamaki: IM GONNA KILL HIM.
9. Force Haruhi to sing I Kissed a Girl.
Let's just say, my ears are bleeding.
10. Put ExLax into all the chocolate and cakes Hunny eats.
Revenge. Sweet revenge.
11. Poke Tamaki on the shoulder then when he finally turns around, pwn him.
Teehee!
12. Introduce Renge to KasanodaxRenge fanfictions.
Note to self. Make sure her face isn't right next to your ear.
13. (Hehe my lucky number) Steal Kyouyas glasses.
He hit 16 walls, 3 doors, and fell out a window (on the first floor)
14. Dye Tamakis hair rainbow in his sleep.
God, the purple in his hair makes his eyes so pretty.
Tamaki: shut up.
15. Do a sex ed class. Make everyone attend.
Haruhi: I hate you.
Tamaki: *eyes closed* AHHH!
16. introduce Hikaru to my 'twin' Baylie.
I was somehow able to make sure Hikaru didn't get a restraining order.
17. Steal Mori's shirts.
Many girls went to heaven that day..
18. Try to teach (any) three hosts the tango. All together
T'was a very strange day.
19. Explain to Tamaki that Haruhi has moved to Canada.
Tamaki: IM COMING SWEETY!
*buys ticket and flies to Canada*
Haruhi, you are free of Tamaki for 7 hours. Make them good.
20. Break a vase, and blame it on Haruhi.
Kyouya: Thats 6 million yen Haruhi.
Haruhi: HAILEY IM GONNA KILL YOU!
21. Sing the Wonder pets theme, with Hunny.
WONDER PETS WONDER PETS WERE ON OUR WAY TO HELP A BABY ANIMAL AND SAVE THE DAY-
MORI: SHUT UP!
Hunny: Somebody needs a nap!
22. Don't let your cousin know you have tormented Tamaki and got him to go to Canada.
Angela: HAILEY!
Me: HARUHI ASKED ME TO!
Haruhi: sorry An-G
23. Get your schools GSA come to Ouran and talk to the Host club.
Let's just say, Chris and Mori hate each other. And Chloe is in love with Nekozawa.
24. Steal Belzeneff and blame the Twins.
Twins: WE DIDN'T DO IT!
25. Skip a number.
26. Trick people that you have skipped a number.
27. Teach Renge how to laugh properly.
Renge: HOHOHO!
it's Hahahaha! No Ho Ho Ho. Santa does Ho Ho hoing. My dad is Santa. So :P
28. Introduce Nick (tran man) to Haruhi.
Nick: thanks! :P
Haruhi: When can I kill you?
29. Kiss Kaoru. (Again)
SO SEXY! :P
30. Explain the English alphabet by using weird hard words
A- is for Admiral
B- is for Bodice
C- is for Catastrophic.
4- is for... Wait. 4s a number.
XD
NEXT WILL HAVE ANOTHER 30!