I Am a Ma'am!
Darknessxxx
"When debating, solve your disagreements not with words, but by screaming 'I am a man!' and punching them in the guts… Yes even if you are a woman, you should shout that you are a man, otherwise it won't work." –Linkara. Or does it? I don't own The PowerPuff Girls.
Recess at Pokey Oaks Kindergarten, where Mitch Michelson and Butch were casually tossing snowballs at each other under the bleak February sky.
"That's cold!" Mitch complained after Butch managed to score a direct hit to his nose. "Not the face man!"
"Man up!" Butch told him. "It's just some water."
"Freezing cold water!" Mitch shot back.
"You're just sensitive!" Butch said. "Look, here comes Buttercup. I bet she doesn't mind a bit of cold water." To prove his point, Butch formed another snowball, called "Heads up" to the approaching Buttercup, and threw it at her.
The snowball flew through the air and hit Buttercup directly between her eyes. The snow visibly evaporating off her face, Buttercup marched angrily towards them.
"What is wrong with you!?" she shouted at Butch.
"Whoa, it's just a snowball" Butch said, his hands in the air in front of him.
"I told you that it's cold!" Mitch said.
"This isn't about some stupid snowball" Buttercup said, her face already completely dried. "It's Valentine's Day and you two gave cards to both Blossom and Bubbles!"
"Oh that?" Butch said. "They know that those cards didn't mean anything."
"Yeah" Mitch agreed. "It's not like we're coming on to your sisters or anything."
Buttercup looked back and forth, from Mitch to Butch. "The cards didn't mean anything?" she eventually asked.
"Not a damn thing!" Mitch immediately confirmed.
"Just stupid little cards, that we gave them 'cause it's Valentine's day, that don't mean anything!" Butch added.
"Okay then" Buttercup calmly said. She then held out her hand expectantly and said "where's mine?"
"Sorry?" Mitch asked confused.
"My stupid little Valentines card, that doesn't mean anything! Hand it over!" Buttercup demanded from them.
"I can't give you a Valentines card!" Butch said.
"And why not?" Buttercup immediately shot back. "You got Blossom and Bubbles one."
"That's different" Mitch said.
"How so?" Buttercup said.
"Well they're more…" Mitch began.
"…They're more girly then you are" Butch finished.
"Yeah that" Mitch said.
"So, you're saying that I'm not girly enough for you? Buttercup said.
"No, you're more like one of the guys" Butch answered.
"And we're not about to give one of the guys a Valentines card!" Mitch said.
"'One of the guys' eh?" Buttercup repeated what was said about her. Her expression then turned to one of intense anger. "Well guess what, I'm not one of the guys!" she marched towards Butch, each step she took dissolved the snow around her feet. She stepped up to Butch and sized him up. She then brought her right side back, shouted "I am a girl!" and punched Butch in the gut with enough force to lift him a few feet off of the ground.
Buttercup then turned on Mitch, who fell backwards into the snow. Satisfied by the display, Buttercup raised her nose into the air and walked away, needlessly shaking her hips as she did so.