This is just me being silly and self-indulgent.
"For the last time, Strange, the RDJ films are obviously the better adaptation."
"Wrong again. The Cumberbatch drama series is in a class of its own."
"Never said it wasn't. Just that the films are better."
"The films are literally the same thing as every other film made about the character. The only thing good about it is Downey's brilliant acting. The series, on the hand, is much more complex, imaginative and just better. So, Cumberbatch."
"Downey."
"Cumberbatch."
"Downey."
"Cumberbatch."
"DOWNEY."
"The only reason you like the films better is because you've got that embarrassingly massive crush on Downey's Watson."
"Okay, first of all, Jude Law is flawless, okay? Don't fight me on that. Second, it's not like you wouldn't jump straight into bed with Martin Freeman if you had the chance."
"That's ridiculous."
"You told me yourself. FRIDAY has the footage."
"I'm never getting drunk with you again, Stark."
R&R please.