A/N: Hehehehehe….
SO! What would happen if the totally straight, serious CANON AI character saw what we write about them in fanfiction?
This fic.
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Johnny: *surfing the internet, because yes. He can afford the internet whilst being a junkie*
Whatsername: Hey…what are you doing?
Johnny: I dunno… I'm on the internet.
Whatsername: I can…see that.
Johnny: Huh…. I Googled my name just because I wanted to see what popped up and it gave me this weird website.
Whatsername: Let me see… *looks at computer* Fanfiction? What's that?
Johnny: No idea. *clicks on story* Huh…*reads* OH MY GOD! MY EYES!
Whatsername: What? *reads* Ok, is this some kind of joke?
Johnny: I hope… I hope it's a cruel joke.
Whatsername: What, now the internet is in on this whole Jimmy thing too?
Johnny: B-But…
Jimmy: *walking out of the bathroom* I heard my name being worn out.
Johnny: What were you doing in there?
Jimmy: That's not important.
Johnny: Why do you have that postcard?
Jimmy: *hiding it behind his back* I…don't…
Whatsername: You're talking to yourself again…
Johnny: No I'm not. I'm talking to Jimmy.
Whatsername: Jimmy's not real.
Johnny: It says so in the story!
Jimmy: What story? *looks at computer* Jesus…. Why am I fucking you?
Johnny: I don't know, Jimmy. Why ARE you fucking me?
Whatsername: Ok…I'm done here. If you need me, I'll be out with my friends. *walks out*
Johnny: Why are we a romantic couple?
Jimmy: That doesn't even make sense. I'm your alter ego. So basically this is just like masturbating.
Johnny: …..No more bathroom time for you.
Jimmy: *winks*
Johnny: *glued to the screen*
***Later***
Whatsername: Ugh, it's so nice to get out of that house…
Aspen: Why? Is Johnny being douchey again?
Whatsername: More or less…
Libby: That reminds me of a saying from my great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great…
EG: *running in* Oh, hey guys!
Libby: …great, great, great, great, great…
EG: Uh….
Leslie: Just do what I do. Ignore her.
EG: Ok….
Alysha: *also running in* Sorry I'm late guys…I was helping my friend move out of her idiot boyfriend's house.
EG: Oh wow…What happened?
Alysha: I dunno…he kept ignoring her and I guess he just left his baby all alone to go over his friend's house. She said they were on some weird website…
Whatsername: *furious* Johnny….
Libby: *completely oblivious* …great, great, great, great, great…
***Meanwhile***
Will: Dude, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
Johnny: I have no idea! It just…popped up!
Tunny :Why am I such a wuss? I fought in a war for God's sake!
Johnny: It's better than being gay with your inner self…
Will and Tunny:….
Johnny: It's a long story, ok?
Jimmy: You're still on that stupid website?
Johnny: Yes…. It's very interesting.
Jimmy: Uh-huh, You WOULD get turned on by me…
Johnny: Dude, seriously? No!
Will: *to Tunny* Who is he…?
Tunny: No clue…
Johnny: I am TOTALLY straight, in love with my TOTALLY straight girlfriend. Not changing.
Jimmy: Never said it would…
Will: *goes through more stories* Huh…these authors are so misinformed. Half of them don't even know the correct gender of my kid…
Tunny: Uh, why would they want to?
Will: *shrugs and reads on* Oh my God!
Tunny: What?
Will: HEATHER IS GOING OUT WITH A RAPIST!
Tunny: Dude, relax. It's just a story.
Will: NO! These authors obviously know a lot and I DON'T TRUST THAT CREEP!
Tunny: They don't know shit. Look, they think we're gay with each other.
Will:…..ARE we?
Tunny: OH MY GOD! ARE YOU REALLY THAT STUPID? NO!
Will: I'M GOING BACK TO MY COUCH! EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE THERE! *leaves*
Tunny: *facepalms* Oh my God…
Johnny: Hey, uh, you haven't slept with you girlfriend yet, have you?
Tunny: Nope. Why?
Johnny: The stories seem correct. *shows him the screen*
Tunny: What the hell? I'm not afraid of sex! I like sex! Who doesn't like sex?
Johnny: Apparently, you do.
Tunny: LIES!
Jimmy: Who's this Theo guy? Because he's really starting to creep me out.
Johnny: *shudders*
Tunny: Ok, I can't read any more of this… I'm gonna end up punching your computer…
Johnny: *still glued* Uh-huh….
Tunny: Bye?
Johnny: Uh-huh…
Tunny: *leaves*
Whatsername: *enters* What the fuck is going on here?
Johnny: *mumbles*
Whatsername: What?
Johnny: YOU LOVE JIMMY!
Whatsername: WHAT?
Johnny: The story says so!
Whatsername:…..No.
Jimmy: Eeew! I don't love her!
Johnny: But the-!
Jimmy: THEY'RE NOT REAL!
Johnny: *grumbles*FINE! *PMs authors* Dear authors. Hi. This is Johnny. Please tell my colleagues that you are all knowing powers and know what you're talking about. Love, me.
Whatsername: THAT'S IT. GIVE ME THE COMPUTER.
Johnny: NO!
Whatsername: YES!
Johnny: *running in circles* NOOOOOO!
***later on Twitter***
Me: Dude, did you get this weird PM?
Liz: Yeah…
Steph: People need to stop this stupid roleplaying stuff… It's getting annoying.
Cassie: I dunno… They seemed so…spot on.
Me: Kinda creepy?
Cassie: Totally creepy.
All: *delete the PM*
A/N: Tada!
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