China called an ultra important meeting.
"Today we're here to discuss the opening of a new game that I've developed aru," he said to the gathered nations in front of him, pointing to his projector. He pressed a button and an image of a panda came out.
"As everyone knows, pandas are the most adorable things in the world. Therefore, the game that I've designed combines the cuteness of these creatures with my amazingly groundbreaking technology and original game programming and playing." He grinned, letting the information sink in to his audience as he waited for a dramatic moment.
He pressed another button and watched as a cartoon panda replaced the photo panda in a burst of pixels. Fingering the third button ominously, China lowered his voice and announced to the world-
"I present to you..." press "Angry Panda!"
"THAT'S IT CHINA WE'RE TAKING THIS OUTSIDE. SOMEBODY HOLD TEXAS FOR ME WHILE THE TWO OF US SETTLE THIS."
"China, hey, China!" America ran to him waving his phone around in the air. "Guess what I found in my garden? Guess, guess!"
"What? You're disturbing me while I read this book," China said as he looked up from his Book of Why Europeans Suck: Case Study: Britain.
"This is important!" He excitedly stuck his phone under China's nose, showing him a picture that he'd lovingly captured that morning. "This is so cool, right?"
"Oh, yes! This is indeed cool, aru!"
"Imagine, those birds choosing my garden to build their nests and lay their eggs- look at those. The hero attracts everything good, man." America crowed to China.
"Of course! This is very lucky for you aru!"
"I know, right?"
"Now you can have fried bird eggs! Or scrambled ones! Oh, why don't you try hard boiling them, aru? What I would do is to-America? Why are you looking like that?"
"EVIL! YOU'RE EVIL! I'M NEVER GOING TO INVITE YOU TO MY GARDEN! EVER! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LAY YOUR HANDS ON THE EGGS!"
"Relax, America. I don't want to eat them aru. I'm just suggesting ways for you to enjoy them."