As She Slips Through The Fingers Of Justice

"My King, Lord English. You wished to see me, sir?" Asked the knight, saluting the king.

"Yes Karkat. I want a report; NOW. Come. Take a walk."

The King walked with Karkat, down one of the poorer streets of Alternia, a glorious kingdom. It was mostly known for the beautiful waterfall, the best knights behind the king, the angry shouty king, and his first born son who had ran away from his duties. But another thing it was well known for, was the decreasing number of Gypsies. The king despised the gypsies and he even ordered a special group of knights to hunt down all Gypsies.

The gypsies worked and helped each other, all but one, the sneakiest, the most devious, and the most teasing. Several times she even got close to King English, and according to him, stole his heart. But when Gypsies were caught by a knight or anyone claiming a reward on them, they were to be tortured, then put on trail. The judge, was none other than King English. All gypsies were then tied to a steak, then accused of witchery. They'd wait a few hours, until a nice crowd, then they were burned to ashes.

"Report? Oh yes, well, I have no leads." Karkat sheepishly grinned.

"WHAT?!" King English slowly calmed down. "You, Karkat Vantas are my top knight, I expect more from you."

"No offense sir, but why am I the only one assigned to hunt a certain gypsy?"

"Like I said, you are simply the best knight there is." Karkat nodded and continued to walk with him. A peasant, orphan boy ran by and bumped into English.

"WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING YOU RUNT!" He kicked the boy and continued. Karkat knelt down and handed the kid an apple.

"Sorry kid." The kid smiled and took the apple, running off to eat it. Then there was a puff of smoke and there she stood.

"Hello~ Handsome knight~ Oh~ Sir English~" The girl approached them, endangering herself of being caught.

"Aw~ Were you boys talking about little me?~ How sweet~ Pyropes' are known for rewarding~" The young Gypsy took off her red-and-teal scarf on her hips, one side now bare, the other held her skirt up. Her pretty skirt was slanted on her hip, slid down on one side. She sneakily wrapped it around English's neck, holding both ends, leaning back a bit, shaking her pretty little body.

As English tried to grab the girl, she slipped under his arm, and took her scarf back, slipping it into her half shirt, as she rubbed his shoulders, muttering in his ear, in a very sexy tone.

"You will never catch me~" She giggled and skipped to the sliver armored knight, and stood on her toes, and kissed him deeply. Secretly, not to the knowledge of King English, Karkat kissed her back. He was about to hold her hips, but she pulled back, winking at him, and turned to leave. She got a few inches away when English grabbed her by her long hair, yanking her back.

He whispered, "Little Gypsy, Little Gypsy, I think I'll be the one to do the torturing to you, after all that teasing you've put me through. Little witch, Little witch, it appears I've caught you." English held her by her hair real close, and stroked her collarbone.

"Oh but Lord English~ You can't catch me~" She threw a smoke pellet down and when the smoke dispersed, King English was holding rat fur.

Karkat walked through the forest, approaching a cottage. He opened the door to it and walked in, sighing.

"Daddy!" A little boy ran up and hugged his legs. Karkat bent down and picked him up.

"Hey Corey~ Is mommy in the kitchen?" Corey nodded, and Karkat carried him to the kitchen. There, at the oven, stood the same gypsy -The one Karkat was supposed to hunt and capture- from before. She turned to him and grinned so very wide.

"Oh! Karkat! You're home!" She hugged him happily.

"Corey, why don't you go play? I have to talk to Mommy, okay?" Corey nodded and as Karkat put him down, and he ran off. Karkat shut the door and growled at Terezi.

"What's wrong hun?~" She got close and snuggled to his chest cutely.

"What you did today was wrong! You almost got caught!" He glared down at his little wife. "You're smarter than that Terezi. I've told you! You're the most wanted! You heard what the king said! If he catches you, he's going to torture you as much as he can before you're burned! I can't let you be tortured, OR burned! Be careful!" He held her hands and spun her in a way that her arms and his wrapped around her front, her back pressed to his chest. "I worry about you. Knowing I could lose you worries me to hell. What were you even doing there?" Terezi smiled and at their closeness and snuggled a little.

"I didn't think he'd be there~ I just wanted to see my handsome knight of a husband~~" She smooched his cheek, and she was so out of trouble with him. She was loved by him so much. And she loved him so much. That was more they could say than others. Some people married even if they didn't love each other.

"Yes I am simply the best knight there is." She giggled at him and swooned.

"And I am simply the best Gypsy there is!~ And that is all there is to say on the matter~"

"Yeah, you are~"She kissed him then turned him around. "Go change out of your knightly outfit and get Corey! Dinner's ready!" She pushed him a bit, pulling plates from the cupboard and began to set the table while Karkat changed. Then he came down, and picked Corey up from his toys, who started to whine. Karkat carried him to the kitchen and placed him in his chair. Terezi placed down the pot of corn and sat down. The three began to nom on their cobs.

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~ Karkat is the top knight of Alternia

~ Lord English is the King.

~ Humanstuck

~ Terezi is a Gypsy, who Lord English hates the most/ but finds her VERY attractive.

~ Karkat is assigned to hunt and capture Terezi, but fakes not being able to catch her.

~ Karkat and Terezi are married.

~ They have a 5 year old son.

~ They live in a secluded cottage in the forest.

~ Terezi is a super major tease.

~ English has a crush on Terezi