~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Hehe.this is my first fic for F.O.P...Cosmo's SO funny! R & R Please!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

~ Scene, Kitchen. Dad and Timmy sitting at table, Mom cooking. Cosmo and Wanda are disguised as a carton of orange juice and an eggcup ~

Timmy: "I don't want to go to school. There's a test on today and I didn't study!"

Wanda: "Don't worry Timmy! You'll do fine."

Timmy: "But I HATE math! Who wants to know about division anyway."

Mom: "Hurry up Timmy, otherwise you'll be late!"

Dad: "Why are you talking to your orange juice?"

Timmy: "Umm..." ~ Takes egg from eggcup ~

Cosmo: "AAHH!!! My brain! My brain..." ~ left eyelid flickers ~

~ Scene, Walking to school, Cosmo and Wanda disguised as books ~

Timmy: "Its not fair...AJ is so smart! He ALWAYS Gets A's on his tests!"

Wanda: "That's because he studies Timmy!"

Cosmo: "Boring! Let's play feather duster ninjas instead!" ~ turns into feather duster ~ "Hiiyah!"

Timmy: "But AJ knows EVERYTHING...I wish I knew everything!"

~ Cosmo and Wanda shrug and wave their wands ~

~Scene, classroom. Cosmo and Wanda disguised as a pencil and an eraser ~

Teacher: "Okay Class, we are now going to have our math test." ~ starts handing out ~

~ Timmy's brain expands and a cartoony inside x-ray look into his skull. His brain is throbbing and lots of numbers and math figures cover them ~

Cosmo: "Oohhh.. Look Wanda! It's Timmy's brain!"

~ Timmy picks up Wanda and starts writing with her ~

Cosmo: "Hey look Wanda! You're steaming!"

~ There's a POOF and a cloud of Poofy stuff and Wanda and Cosmo are Poofed into Fairyworld ~

Wanda: "Uh oh."

~ That Big muscular fairy, something Von strangle guy, (forgot his name) is standing there ~

Strangle: "You bad fairies! Look what you've done!"

Cosmo: "Granted a wish so that Timmy could be the smartest person in all creation and he would know everything?"

Strangle: "Yeah! It's against Da rules," ~ points at rulebook ~ "To do that! And now.you must pay!"

Cosmo: "Do you take credit card?"

Wanda: "Why is it against Da rules?"

Strangle: "Because it says so in the script."

Wanda + Cosmo: "Good reason."

~ Strangle waves his want and they both poof into fairy dust ~

Cosmo: "Hey Look! It's raining me!"

Wanda: "This is bad!"

~ Back in the classroom ~

Timmy: "Finished!"

Teacher: "Very Good Timmy." ~ take's paper from him ~

~ black background appears, Timmy holds his head ~

Timmy: "My super brainpowers are telling me that Cosmo and Wanda have turned into dust! I gotta save them!"

~ Timmy changes into a combat outfit and scientifically Poofs himself to Fairyworld ~

Timmy: "Cosmo! Wanda! What happened?"

Cosmo (in a jar): Hi Timmy! Well, something Von Strangle said it was against Da rules to grant your wish to know everything so we had to pay! And apparently he doesn't take credit cards. ~ Puts on sad face ~

Wanda (also in a jar): Help us!

~ Timmy opens the jars ~

Cosmo: Yay! We're free! ~ Timmy spills him onto the floor ~

Strangle: you!

Timmy: Hi.

Wanda: Watch out Timmy!

~ Strangle waves his wand and all the brain juice is sucked out of Timmy's brain. ~

Timmy: ~ writhes in agony ~ Oh no! Now I don't know anything!

Cosmo (still spilled across the floor): Welcome to MY world.

Strangle: Since this story is going on to long, I'm going to forget this ever happened and go play with my cat. ~ Prances away to play with pink cat named tulip toes. ~

Cosmo: Yay!

~ Another POOF sign and they've returned to school ~

Wanda: We're back!

Cosmo: I'm back! And I'm not dust anymore! I was allergic to myself.

Timmy: Oh well...it was fun while it lasted.

Teacher: Well-Done Timmy! You got an A for your Maths test!

Timmy: Yippee!!!

Cosmo: Yay for Timmy!

AJ: Hey, good going Tim.

Chester: Yeah, great job!

Timmy: Thanks guys. Wanna go play Timmyball?

~ Hehehe. Ok, please R & R! was is funny or total crap? Lol.I need to know! R & R!!!! :P ~