"'Ello!" A voice with a distinct, drunken slur said.

Izaya turned, only to be almost pushed over by his… What is their relationship? Izaya turned only to be almost pushed over Shizuo, and before the collected man could react, 'Shizu-chan' had smashed his lips on Izaya's.

"Why is your face all pinkish?" Drunken Shizuo asked and for once Izaya, the man who knew everything, had no idea what to do.