A/N- no matter how much I wish, neither Ranma ½ or InuYasha belong to me. *sobs in a corner*
Bear My Children?
It started out as a normal day for me, washing the linens and tending to the fields, when I was stopped in the road on the way to bring my offering to the temple of Inari-sama. One minute, I was walking along the road not bothering anybody, when this monk, came up and clasped my hands!
"Will you bear my children, my oh most beautiful woman?" Okay, I'll admit that the monk was cute, in his black and purple robes, and rat-tail (aren't monks supposed to shave their heads?) but still, that I am no whore that would up and bed a random religious man( and I thought that monks were celibate anyway) !
I looked at the four people behind him, (hey, he already has two women following him, why ask for more?) and asked the only normal looking one, in the summer kimono (a kitsune youkai, a inu hanyou and a woman in a skirt short enough to flash people, come on, that's just too weird for me)
"Is this you traveling companion?" I asked, and at their nod, I asked something else.
"Would you mind if I hurt him, even if only a little bit?" I have to admit, I may have been a bit presumptuous, but I took their guffaws as a yes. And I may also have been a bit harsh on the monk but how was I supposed to take him treating me like a prostitute? So I slapped him, he deserved it right? So I punched him in the stomach, he definitely deserved that too, right? And so I yelled at him in the middle of the street, but that's okay right?
"Who do you think you are, propositioning me, while I'm carrying sacred offerings! Who are you to ask me for favors when you don't even know my name? What self-respecting woman would ever, ever accept a favor from the lights of you? You didn't even know whether I was married or not! And I thought monks were supposed to be pure." The expression on the monk's face was hilarious! And from the sound of their laughter, his companions agree.
As I continued my walk to the temple, I heard the dog-eared one say something about how he should have expected it sooner or later.
The End!
PS This popped into my head as I was going to bed, so I decided that I'd write it out. The one in the Kimono was Sango, by the way, and I still stand by the fact that Japan is entirely to lax in their uniforms. Have you seen the girls' gym shorts? They look like underwear!