Author's Note: NO I AM NOT ON DRUGS. SHADDUP. I've written so many depressing one-shots lately, I needed a break. Thus, this lovely little piece was born! A collection of crack. x) To let creative juices flow. Mmhmm... that's why I'm doing this. I'm not procrastinating. Or avoiding writing 生命の学習 because I can't think of an idea for the next word. Pshhhh. (In other words, this is where I'm going to post all my random crack.)
Disclaimer: Mmk, I don't own Code Geass, Aladdin, or the song 'A Whole New World'.
Lelouch sighed, knowing it was his fault. Since Nunnally regained her sight, she wanted to do and see all kinds of things. The first few he was fine with. It was simple things like watching the sunset, seeing the ocean, little things like that.
It was he that suggested watching a movie. Her beautiful, lavender eyes sparkled brighter than diamonds. He had never watched movies around her, fearing she'd be left out by only hearing sounds. Similarly, Suzaku had glowed with excitement, too busy or just never getting to watching a movie.
His sister twirled in the young pilot's arms, and joy was evident in their eyes.
"I can show you the world! Shining, shimmering, splendid! Tell me princess- HAH, Lelouch, isn't that perfect? Since Nunnally was a princess?" Both Nunnally and Suzaku erupted with laughter.
"Yes, yes, very 'punny'," he replied sarcastically, trying to finish his paperwork. They didn't notice his tone and continued to sing.
"I can open your eyes, take you wonder by wonder! Over, sideways, and under on a magic carpet ride! A WHOLE NEW WORLD!"
Lelouch slammed his pen down, though it went unnoticed.
"I… gotta go," he said quickly, leaving the room.
"A WHOLE NEW WORLD! A new, fantastic point of view!"
He sighed, glad to be among sane people. He smiled from behind his mask as he entered the Black Knights headquarters. He stepped inside and froze, trembling. Kallen and Ougi waltzed around the room, laughing and singing.
"Unbelievable sights, indescribable feelings! Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling through an endless diamond sky! A whole new world!"
"Don't you dare close your eyes!"
"A hundred thousand-"
"STOP!" Lelouch roared, causing everyone in the room to freeze. Zero had just roared. Zero never roared. Wide eyes confronted him from every side. He panted wildly, anger boiling the blood rushing through his veins.
"…Zero?" Kallen asked carefully. He took a deep breath, calming himself down.
"No one is to sing that song ever again," he hissed, clenching and unclenching his fists.
"BUT WHY, ZERO, WHY?!" Tamaki cried, falling to his knees.
"I NEED NOT GIVE YOU AN ANSWER!" he answered, effectively contradicting himself. "IF THAT SONG CONTINUES TO BE SUNG, I WILL SHANK YOU WITH MY RAINBOW GO-GO BOOTS!"
A collective gasp ran through the terrified crowd.
"Zero…" Ougi began, trembling fearfully. Lelouch grinned savagely, though no one could see it everyone could feel it and shuddered in unison.
"Yes… my rainbow go-go boots," he replied, snapping. A cloud of smoke appeared around Zero and when it disappeared he had on snazzy, rainbow go-go boots with stiletto heels. All the Black Knights in the room, and some that weren't, fell to the floor with a bow.
"We shall obey, Zero-sama!" they responded robotically. Lelouch laughed maniacally and snapped, making his rainbow go-go boots disappear.
"NOW LET'S GO KICK SOME BRITANNIAN ASS!" he screamed, followed by several war cries filled with nonsense words. The Black Knights sprang to their feet, copying his war cries and charging to their Knightmares. Lelouch followed at a much slower pace due to his lack of running ability.
A/N: If you think this is completely ridiculous and idiotic, please tell me now so I can take it down. I know most random inspirations aren't good, so I'd like to know now. Oh, and another part to the disclaimer, I don't own any rainbow go-go boots. x)