Akatsuki no Tonton
Chapter One
AN: Hello guys and welcome to my new piece of Naruto fanfiction. This is my first attempt at writing so I hope you can bear with me!
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"Thanks, Grandmaster Darnell. You really saved my bacon." Tonton said, shifting her Mac 10 to a more comfortable position.
Her companion turned and smiled, white teeth penetrating the night and contrasting sharply with the black surroundings. "Eyo, no worries, bro. It's wad I do y'know."
He grimaced slightly, worrying Tonton.
"Naw, shit. I gotta skeet, yo. Got sum shit do back in da Hood. Marquishalque got in sum trouble with dem niggaz down the block." He made the secret Negro Reverse Summoning seals, but suddenly collapsed to the floor, holding his chest.
"Yo, Tawntawn, this niqqa Madara got me good, you gotta finish the job, y'know whad I'm sayin'? Give i'm hell."
Tonton nodded, a lone tear slipping from her eye.
Tonton surveyed her surroundings. Death. Death permeated the entire area. She blinked the tears away, subjugating the sheer emotion which was threatening to tear her apart. "Buhi." She oinked venomously towards the lone ninja responsible for this carnage. "Buhi." She said again, scrambling to her feet. All of a sudden, with a great leap, she launched herself forward towards her foe. She manipulated her meagre chakra for one last attack, the attack that would hopefully end all of this suffering.
It was her final gambit, the last hope of the Allied Shinobi Forces.
She saw all of her loved ones before her eyes. Shizune. Tsunade. Nardo. Ultra Ninja Saucekay. Soraka. She saw them all with hope in their eyes, cheering her on.
She did not allow the pressure to affect her; the stakes were too high. A shinobi must endure, against all odds. She took her last leap, readying herself for the expelling her jutsu.
"BUHI!"
He was coming close now, any moment she would release her attack.
"BUHI!"
One...
Two...
Three...
She released. "Summoning Jutsu: Francis II Rákóczi and a Bajillion Spiky Turnips!"
All of a sudden, a great change became the battlefield. Humongous turnips burst forth, threatening to break the very planet in two. The ground shook, like an atom bomb and a magnitude 9.6 earthquake (on the Richter scale) going off at the same time. Big thick clouds of gas exploded from the ground, and the reeds grew massive ninja spikes and launched at Madara in a ninja way, leaving paths of destruction in their wakes.
And in the midst of this, a Hungarian prince with a funky mustache proceeded to tear shit up. He was strong. Big strong man with a big strong stache.
Tonton grinned. She had been practising this jutsu for years. The war would end, and Nardo, Soraka and her other loved ones could find peace in the afterlife.
"Kamui!"
Tonton suddenly stopped in her celebrations, and watched on in horror as her attack was absorbed into Madara's own dimension.
There was a shout from the other side of the battlefield. It was Madara. "It is all for naught, dear Tonton! You should save ur bacon now! Before it is too late!"
Tonton, in horror, could only curse this man. "BUHI! I WILL AVENGE SAUCEKAY, I WILL UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE WORLD, I WILL DEFEAT YOU AND BRING TRUE PEACE TO THE PEOPLE!"
Madara smirked. "Alas, it is useless. You are condemning yourself to a life of slavery under the abdicated Debiddo Kyameron-san! His grip on the UK may be weakened, but he still regularly attends frat parties!"
Tonton, now recognizing the absolute terror of her situation, prayed to all the Kami for salvation.
There was a bang, she saw Madara's head explode. She had overloaded his Kamui. The fight was over, but she was sucked into a big hole of darkness before she could think.
A dark voice spoke. "I am here to send you back in time to fix the mistakes of the past. You will undergo certain improvements. Good luck." It all went dark. When she woke up, she already had a plan.
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