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OK! Just read the story and make me happy pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!
Totally Dramatic Island of TDI Characters turned into Owls!
Harold: Oh lookie me gots wings and no arms!
The rest of the cast: Us to!
Noah: Hmmmm… Sharp talons, large eyes facing forward, sharp strong beak, fluffy plumage, wings, were all Strigidae!
Duncan: So basicly were all owls!
Harold: I can't pick my nose!
Ezekiel & Harold: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Duncan: you don't even have a nose!
Courtney: ( walks in) What the ** your all owls!
Duncan: Hey princess, your one too.
Courtney: ( screams so loud that I can't even describe it)
Geoff: Like cool, we can like fly!
DJ: I can be one with my inner animal.
Duncan: You do realize Bunny will be afraid of you and you eat bunnies!
DJ: OMG! I'll just be a vegetarian like Bridgette, by the way , where is Bridge?
Bridgette: Hey Noah, are owl feathers water repellant?
Noah: well yeah, what for?
All: ( look at Noah)
Bridgette: Surfer girl ring a bell?
Noah: Actually, you haven't rung a bell Bridge.
All: Sigh
Chris: Brekie
All: (groan but still go.)
Mess Hall
Chris; Aah ha, ha, ha, you , ha ha ha, are owls!
All: Uh so are you!
Chris: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Somewhere in the forest
Squirrel named Bob: Honey, have you noticed there has been lots of "noing" in the camp lately?
Squirrel named Mary: why yes dear.
Mess hall
Chris: ( continues no, takes a drink of water and nos again)
Ezekiel: I think you killed a bird, eh!
Duncan: Oh, I think he's right. Last one to the bird has to eat Chef's food!
All: Charge!
somewhere in the forest
Duncan: got it, oh it's a dodo bird!
Courtney: aren't they extinct?
Duncan: not here they aren't!
Gwen: I found a prehistoric goose!
DJ: Uh, wouldn't eating other birds be cannibalism, I mean were owls!
Noah: No, some, well most owls eat birds. They also ea…
Duncan: Shut up already man, we don't care!
Cody: Gwen, will you go out with me now that I'm an owl?
Gwen: NO!
Cody: but…
Gwen: You want me to use these talons violently, 'cause I will if you provoke me enough!
Cody: Well, no.
Duncan: ( looks pensive for a moment) We can escape the island!
All: oh yeah!
Duncan: And I know the perfect strategy for escaping this danged island!
Bridge: Let me guess , you learned in escaping Juvie.
Duncan: Maybe, maybe not, but here it goes. Okay we tell Chris that were going camping and leave with some provisions.
Noah: then we all leave!
Duncan: NO!
Noah: then what do we do?
Duncan: We all leave one by one.
Bridge: How exactly do we mange to leave without Chris knowing?
Duncan: We pluck some of our feathers get some bones, ketchup, and the feathers we plucked from ourselves, put them in a pile and it looks like we died!
Courtney: And…
Duncan: Someone comes to camp screaming so and so died. Chris asks why, you show him the pile!
DJ: OK!
Noah: OK!
(all the other campers say OK except Izzy)
Izzy: But I like it here!
Duncan: Good for you! (thinks) That might just help!
All: How?
Duncan: Easy, Izzy can be the only "surviving camper". Every time a camper "dies" she reports it. Then, she'll be the only one to "survive"!
Izzy: OK!
lol! This is weird! Anyway, R&R!