A/N: Okay, I made this in honour of my favourite fanfic The Element of Surprise by Abskii I thought it matched the fanfic rather well or something. Other then that I thought it was funny. Now, i do not own anything here, i just added and switched a few words.
That Don't Impress Me Much (Lord of the Rings Style)
I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius-you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're Gandalf
That don't impress me much
So you got the brain but have you got the touch
Ew ew ew ew ew
Now don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
It would probably give me nightmares
That don't impress me much
I never knew a guy who had braids in his hair
And an arrow up his sleeve-just in case
And all those smooth moves in the air
You and the daredevil would be a beautiful pair
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're Legolas
That don't impress me much
So you got the looks but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
You're one of those guys who likes to shine his swords
You make me put on some gloves before you let hold it
I can't believe you sleep with it in your bed at night
C'mon baby tell me-you must be jokin', right!
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you've got a sword to control the dead
That don't impress me much
So you got the moves but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
You think you're cool but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
That don't impress me much
Okay, so what do you think you're Frodo or something...
Oo-Oh-Oh
That don't impress me much!
Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-No
Alright! Alright!
You're Merry!
Boromir maybe.
Faramir.
Whatever!
That don't impress me much!