A/N: Okay, I made this in honour of my favourite fanfic The Element of Surprise by Abskii I thought it matched the fanfic rather well or something. Other then that I thought it was funny. Now, i do not own anything here, i just added and switched a few words.


That Don't Impress Me Much (Lord of the Rings Style)

I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart

But you've got being right down to an art

You think you're a genius-you drive me up the wall

You're a regular original, a know-it-all

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're Gandalf

That don't impress me much

So you got the brain but have you got the touch

Ew ew ew ew ew

Now don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

It would probably give me nightmares

That don't impress me much

I never knew a guy who had braids in his hair

And an arrow up his sleeve-just in case

And all those smooth moves in the air

You and the daredevil would be a beautiful pair

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're Legolas

That don't impress me much

So you got the looks but have you got the touch

Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much

You're one of those guys who likes to shine his swords

You make me put on some gloves before you let hold it

I can't believe you sleep with it in your bed at night

C'mon baby tell me-you must be jokin', right!

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you've got a sword to control the dead

That don't impress me much

So you got the moves but have you got the touch

Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much

You think you're cool but have you got the touch

Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night

That don't impress me much

Okay, so what do you think you're Frodo or something...

Oo-Oh-Oh

That don't impress me much!

Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-No

Alright! Alright!

You're Merry!

Boromir maybe.

Faramir.

Whatever!

That don't impress me much!