So Sasuke and naruto are walking beside each other, holding hands when they pass a guy they don't know so they asked who he is. "Who are you"? Sasuke asks. "My name is sanzo". What is that shiny thing that you have in you hand?" Naruto asks. "It's called a gun" says Sonzo. "Can I see it" asks naruto. "Sure" says sonzo. Naruto looks at the gun. O.O "cool shiny" holds it up and squeezes the trigger scaring sasuke and shooting khonahamaru in the foot "ouch that hurt' khonahamaru says. "Oh sorry, well let's see did anyone mess with you today?" khonahamaru thinks "hmm, yes…sakura hit me…she called me a brat." naruto gets fox eyes naruto runs to sakura, raises the gun and shoots sakura dead. "Heh nice says sasuke; now let's go get some ramen dobe." "Ok" says naruto happily throwing sanzo back his gun and holding onto sasuke hand.
meanwhile ino is walking and sees sakura is on the ground…dead. She looks around and starts' singing happily that billboard brow is dead. She was over sasuke and was dating choji he was skinny and also supported naruto and sasuke relationship being a yaoi fan girl now. Suddenly out of nowhere you can hear "stupid cat" "dumb rat" writer slaps forehead (an: not this again) sanzo runs towards them and hands the orange head his gun. "This will solve all your problems". Sonzo said. "Oh really?" ask Kyo. Kyo quickly runs to the main house to end up behind akito. "Hi akito" says Kyo. "Ky…" BANG! And Kyo shoots akito dead….now Kyo is dating arisa and yuki is dating hana….but then they relize that they don't like them but each other.
somewhere in suna or perhaps somewhere else in khona village meanwhile gaara and neji are walking when Edward(fma mind u twilight fans) jumps in front of them shouting "I found someone shorter than me" "so what? I'm 12…I'm supposed to me short…oh and in about 100 episodes…or during shipoden I will be taller btw: P" says gaara. Edward makes a face o.O and is speechless then finding his voice yells " but you're like 3 yrs younger and just 2 inches I should be much taller" ( some of u pervs thought something else if I didn't say taller o.o) gaara crosses his arms "maybe you should drink more MILK"
back with sonzo sonzo asks his crew why everyone is so fascinated with his gun. "Maybe cause we are in a whole different world with these things called "ninjas". Said gojyo, "I wonder if there is some "lady ninjas"" "oh" said a voice behind them. "There is ton of them "gojyo turned to face kakashi and jiriya smiling, and kakashi gave him the famous ICHA ICHA paradise Vol 1 and then they turned to leave. from behind a bush shigure heard that in this village there were lots of "ladies". He smiled and introduced himself to the leaf village. later that day his editor was crying when she saw him with anko(kakashi no caring cause he was with iruka)
TO BE CONT…if u want me to….