A man stands in the center of the black abyss, the only light coming from the intricate, glowing blue pattern beneath him and the glowing dice in his hand. Blue light glinted eerily off of his silver mask, the slot for his golden eye casting shadows over the rest of his face. An unseen smirk crossed his face, juggling the dice carefully.
They were the main players in tonight's show, you see.
He bowed slightly, silver hair falling in his face.
"Welcome to Henir's Time and Space, ladies and gentlemen." He straightened up, eye gleaming. The chains and locks around his neck clanked with the movement, creating a jarring noise in the otherwise silent space.
"My name is Glave, although I am more than certain that you all know that." He chuckled, a strange, warbled noise.
"Tonight, you are going to witness something that no other mortal has seen before. Tonight, you are going to see history in the making - wars fought and won, kingdoms toppled, friendships formed and broken, and lives lost. All for your viewing pleasure, ladies and gentlemen."
He lifted his hand high, the floating dice following and glowing all the brighter. "These are pieces of Time and Space; windows to another world, if you will." Another chuckle escaped his lips, as if he knew something that the rest did not.
"Windows to another world, indeed. Now..."
Delicately plucking the first of four cubes from the air, he crushed in in his hands, a swirling vortex appearing before him. As the vortex began to slow and clear up, it showed a strange view - stars, comets, and moons, all filling up an expanse of blackness.
Outer space.
Glave smirked, an almost unseen flash gleaming in his deadened right eye.
"Let the show begin."
[A/N:]
Very quick note: This is basically me just parodying a whole bunch of genres for fun; this is just a quick intro. All the chapters are written out already, but we'll see if I remember to update. Also, there will be no reviewer replies until the very last chapter, mostly because me writing a parody means that it'll be short, and I don't want to even think about an A/N being longer than the chapter. That is all.
Stay tuned!
| Rosamanelle