(Disclaimer – I don't own FFVII or FFX or anything having to do with SquareEnix.)
CASTING
Tidus – Cloud (It's 'cause they're blond. Also, I didn't know what else to do with Cloud.)
Wakka – Barret (Okay, just too hilarious in my opinion! Instead of "ya" he just says "#!")
Lulu – Tifa (Dark hair, voluptuous, badass…need I say more?)
Yuna – Aerith (Both brunette, both weak. Oh, and Yuna was supposed to die, and Aerith did already. Poor little healy-types always get the bad card!)
Auron – Vincent (Haha, and you thought otherwise!!)
Rikku – Yuffie (Yeah, same as above comment!)
Kimahri – Cid (Okay, not a good match, but just picture Cid in Kimahri's costume with a cigarette in his mouth. Way better than Cait Sith, I think!)
Seymour – Sephiroth (Sephiroth will soooo hate his Seymour costume!)
Sin – Cait Sith (Get it? Sin Sith? Haha! Okay…yeah. Shutting up now.)
As far as pairings, there will be none. Lemme repeat: NO pairings. I tried to make the matches above as fair as possible, and since we all know that Cloud loved both Aeris/th and Tifa in his own ways in the games and in the movie, there was no real way to put these girls in an FFX setting without having at least one of them be Yuna. So yeah, no pairings. This is a humor fic, not a romance fic! Actually, I don't even really know if this is considered to be a fic… More like something related to a fic, but is actually just weirdness.
Back on subject. I hope reading this little would-be fic will make you all laugh as much as it did to me while I wrote it! If you have any complaints/ideas/feedback, just send me a pm or put it in with a review if you were planning to review. The most important thing is to sit back, relax, and laugh!