R: Disclaimer: I do NOT own any of these characters only the story I've created
The story and concept is by me and ONLY ME!! The mighty R!
The George Washington Bridge two years ago.
"We'd received information on a new Metal Gear. The whole thing stank but our noses had been out in the cold for too long," said Snake talking to himself.
The night's sky was pitch black, rain poured from the heavens, but it was actually a bust water pipe on top of the bridge from a bunch of pranking kids.
A single man, his face hidden by the hood of his darker than the night coat, was walking alone talking to himself about something two years ago, but soon he ceased his ramblings and continued walking, attempting to light his cigarette. The 'rain' was extinguishing it constantly, and high above the kids sniggered.
After a few moments he gave up and threw away the lighter with an annoyed 'tut!'
BOOM!!
Several cars blew up due to the fact that the lighter contained nitro glycerine, but the man continued regardless ignoring the flames, cries of agony and the police attempting to shoot him.
His speed increased until he was jogging but then he stopped for breath, coughing violently. He then broke into a full on sprint, then he threw away his coat and activated his 'stealth' which consisted of a speaker blaring out at full blast 'I'M COMPLETELY INVISIBLE!!'
In one quick movement he attached a rope to the side of the bridge and jumped, dramatic music played strangely enough as an entire orchestra followed him over the side. It was at that moment he realised the rope wasn't actually attached, although it wasn't apparently visible his mouth dropped open and exclaimed his sentiments in a civilised manner.
"OH CRAAAAAAAAAAAP!!"
He was falling faster, no chance of survival now, he would impact the water like a solid wall at 60mph, but luckily a convenient oil tanker appeared from nowhere and even more conveniently it happened to be the one he was looking for!
"SWEET!"
He had to shout because the 'stealth' was still in operation, as he plummeted he aimed for the softest landing point, which happened to be a random terrorist.
There was an incredibly loud 'SPLAT' as he impacted the terrorist at just over (somehow) 200mph, then he got back to his feet, threw the corpse over board and cleaned up the blood in less that a second.
He then faced some random direction and started to look incredibly stylish despite the 'stealth' and looked up as the words "METAL GEAR SOLID 2 SONS OF LIBERTY" appeared and faded. The orchestra were still playing by his side but he decided to ignore them, and he crouched, cupping his ear, time instantly and unfeasably stopped and his vision became blocked by the Codec screen.
"It's me Snake I made on board!"
"Really?" replied Otacon in an incredulous tone.
"Yes! Of course! Why do you doubt my skill?" questioned Snake.
"Well you kind of erm…suck," answered Otacon.
"Humph! Why am I here anyway?"
"Oh right yeah! You need to take some pics of the new meat gear."
"Erm…why? What possible reason could I have to take pictures of some 'meat gear'?"
"What? No! Metal Gear! You idiot!"
"Whatever… hmm?"
Snake noted that there were some very strangely dressed men walking around the ship, they were carrying torches and balloon animals.
"Erm… Otacon? Why are there clowns on board too?"
"Oh they're the marines, they thought it was less conspicuous to look like happy clowns!"
Snake however wasn't listening he was dancing around whistling some circus theme with a huge smile on his face, like a horny teenager in the 'adult only' section.
"STOP THAT!"
Snake immediately halted his childish antics and retuned to his ever-stylish 'Codec' pose.
"Sorry! Wait… is that a helicopter?"
Written by me the ever awesome R!
Please don't hesitate to leave a comment/review! (Please with a cherry on top?)