Kiriska: Reposted to be easier to read.
The Evil Coffee
Its another boring Friday night at Quatre's. Trowa and Quatre are playing chess with Wufei giving tips to both sides. Heero is flipping through the channels while Duo rummages through the kitchen. "Hmm, Poptarts, Cherrios, Crackers...ahhh, COFFEE!!" Duo grabs a large can of coffee. "Duo, put that back, that'll make you even less tolerable than you already are." says Heero, eyes not moving from the TV. Duo doesn't listen and starts making coffee. 3 minutes later, the coffee is done and Duo takes a nice big sip.
Heero stops flipping channels and leaves it on the Discovery channel. "Heero, I'd check the warning label on the coffee can while Duo's still sane." suggests Quatre. Heero grabs the coffee can and Duo plops in front of the TV. Heero reads the warning label, "Warning: Don't give to overactive beings. Don't watch educational TV afterwards. Don't drink more than one cup a day. Don't leave drinker unattended...." "OOOO, OOO, OOO EEE EEE EEE!!!" Duo is jumping up and down in front of the TV, scratching his armpits.
"Oh no, change the channel!" yelps Trowa. Heero dives for the remote but Duo growls and snaps at him, keeping the remote under himself. "This is bad, Trowa, get rid of that coffee! Heero hold him back and I'll grab the remote!" commands Quatre. Duo starts howling like the wolf on the TV, and growls as Heero approaches him. Heero pounces and grabs Duo from the back. Quatre changes the channel to a movie channel. Duo bites Heero's arm. "Owww, shit!" screams Heero. Duo gets down on all fours and picks up the remote in his teeth, then stops. The movie on the movie channel is Jumanji. Duo gets up and runs into the kitchen, he grabs the coffee can from the trash and gulps the coffee mix right from the can.
Duo starts screaming like a maniac and runs around the house. Wufei covers his ears and yells, "Shut UP!" Duo pays no attention and runs right into Trowa who falls down on the TV, smashing it. Duo stops running and screaming and stares at the broken TV. "NOW! Grab him and put him in the straight jacket!" Trowa dives and grabs Duo by the legs, knocking him down. Heero gets the straight jacket and starts to wrap him up. Duo resumes screaming. Heero covers his ears instinctively, dropping the jacket. Duo takes this opportunity and takes off.
Duo runs down the hall and runs into a room. He climbs the high dive on Quatre's indoor Olympic swim pool. Wufei gets there first, "Get down you maniac!" he yells. Duo starts giggling insanely. Heero and Quatre run into the room. "DUO! The pool is empty! I repeat, there's NO WATER IN IT!!!!" screams Quatre. Too late. Duo jumps off the 20-meter high dive and crashes into the empty pool. CONK! Heero and Wufei drag his body out of the pool. He's still alive....he jumps up and runs out of the room.
Duo is found again in the kitchen eating coffee mix. Trowa throws the coffee can out the window. Duo jumps out the window. Not able to locate his precious can of coffee, Duo runs into the streets. "This is bad...he can hurt people out there! Not to mention my new car!" yells Quatre as they follow him outside. Duo is...skipping on the highway, cars all around him crash into each other. Duo runs into the forest where his braid gets tangled in the branches. Hysterical laughing escapes from his mouth again as he untangles his braid by undoing his hair. Now a guy with really long brown chestnut hair and a bloody and torn shirt is running towards a mall with four other guys chasing him. "Duo get back here! If we ever catch you, I'll kill you!!" yells Heero panting hard.
Duo enters the mall, still laughing. Confused costumers watch him, "Is that a guy or a girl?" "What's that guy doing?" "Is he or she, or um, whatever that is a escaped psycho?" "Lets get out of here.." Duo is climbing one of those trees they stick in malls. He's at the top. He jumps, causing several people to scream, and lands on top of a sign. "WOO HOO HOO HOO, HAHAHAHAHAH!" he screams. Heero, Quatre, Wufei and Trowa enter the mall, tired.
Duo's caffineic insanity is starting to wear off. He jumps off the sign and runs towards his friends. He runs past them and into a toy store. He grabs a toy M16 and points at the others. The crowd starts to laugh. The guy at the toy store's counter looks mistfyed. Duo marches his friends back to Quatre's place with the toy gun. His insanity almost completely gone, he throws the gun on the couch and plops in front of the another TV. "Do you think it's safe to leave him here?" asks Quatre. "Ahh, leave him, I'm sleepy, if we wake up and we're in the hospital, it means he burnt down the house." replys Wufei grumpily.
The next morning they find Duo asleep in front of the TV. Reruns of X-Files were on. "Well, I guess he's back to normal..." starts Heero. "MY CAR!!" screams Quatre elsewhere in the house. Duo snickers in his sleep. "Yup, back to normal."
The Evil Coffee
Its another boring Friday night at Quatre's. Trowa and Quatre are playing chess with Wufei giving tips to both sides. Heero is flipping through the channels while Duo rummages through the kitchen. "Hmm, Poptarts, Cherrios, Crackers...ahhh, COFFEE!!" Duo grabs a large can of coffee. "Duo, put that back, that'll make you even less tolerable than you already are." says Heero, eyes not moving from the TV. Duo doesn't listen and starts making coffee. 3 minutes later, the coffee is done and Duo takes a nice big sip.
Heero stops flipping channels and leaves it on the Discovery channel. "Heero, I'd check the warning label on the coffee can while Duo's still sane." suggests Quatre. Heero grabs the coffee can and Duo plops in front of the TV. Heero reads the warning label, "Warning: Don't give to overactive beings. Don't watch educational TV afterwards. Don't drink more than one cup a day. Don't leave drinker unattended...." "OOOO, OOO, OOO EEE EEE EEE!!!" Duo is jumping up and down in front of the TV, scratching his armpits.
"Oh no, change the channel!" yelps Trowa. Heero dives for the remote but Duo growls and snaps at him, keeping the remote under himself. "This is bad, Trowa, get rid of that coffee! Heero hold him back and I'll grab the remote!" commands Quatre. Duo starts howling like the wolf on the TV, and growls as Heero approaches him. Heero pounces and grabs Duo from the back. Quatre changes the channel to a movie channel. Duo bites Heero's arm. "Owww, shit!" screams Heero. Duo gets down on all fours and picks up the remote in his teeth, then stops. The movie on the movie channel is Jumanji. Duo gets up and runs into the kitchen, he grabs the coffee can from the trash and gulps the coffee mix right from the can.
Duo starts screaming like a maniac and runs around the house. Wufei covers his ears and yells, "Shut UP!" Duo pays no attention and runs right into Trowa who falls down on the TV, smashing it. Duo stops running and screaming and stares at the broken TV. "NOW! Grab him and put him in the straight jacket!" Trowa dives and grabs Duo by the legs, knocking him down. Heero gets the straight jacket and starts to wrap him up. Duo resumes screaming. Heero covers his ears instinctively, dropping the jacket. Duo takes this opportunity and takes off.
Duo runs down the hall and runs into a room. He climbs the high dive on Quatre's indoor Olympic swim pool. Wufei gets there first, "Get down you maniac!" he yells. Duo starts giggling insanely. Heero and Quatre run into the room. "DUO! The pool is empty! I repeat, there's NO WATER IN IT!!!!" screams Quatre. Too late. Duo jumps off the 20-meter high dive and crashes into the empty pool. CONK! Heero and Wufei drag his body out of the pool. He's still alive....he jumps up and runs out of the room.
Duo is found again in the kitchen eating coffee mix. Trowa throws the coffee can out the window. Duo jumps out the window. Not able to locate his precious can of coffee, Duo runs into the streets. "This is bad...he can hurt people out there! Not to mention my new car!" yells Quatre as they follow him outside. Duo is...skipping on the highway, cars all around him crash into each other. Duo runs into the forest where his braid gets tangled in the branches. Hysterical laughing escapes from his mouth again as he untangles his braid by undoing his hair. Now a guy with really long brown chestnut hair and a bloody and torn shirt is running towards a mall with four other guys chasing him. "Duo get back here! If we ever catch you, I'll kill you!!" yells Heero panting hard.
Duo enters the mall, still laughing. Confused costumers watch him, "Is that a guy or a girl?" "What's that guy doing?" "Is he or she, or um, whatever that is a escaped psycho?" "Lets get out of here.." Duo is climbing one of those trees they stick in malls. He's at the top. He jumps, causing several people to scream, and lands on top of a sign. "WOO HOO HOO HOO, HAHAHAHAHAH!" he screams. Heero, Quatre, Wufei and Trowa enter the mall, tired.
Duo's caffineic insanity is starting to wear off. He jumps off the sign and runs towards his friends. He runs past them and into a toy store. He grabs a toy M16 and points at the others. The crowd starts to laugh. The guy at the toy store's counter looks mistfyed. Duo marches his friends back to Quatre's place with the toy gun. His insanity almost completely gone, he throws the gun on the couch and plops in front of the another TV. "Do you think it's safe to leave him here?" asks Quatre. "Ahh, leave him, I'm sleepy, if we wake up and we're in the hospital, it means he burnt down the house." replys Wufei grumpily.
The next morning they find Duo asleep in front of the TV. Reruns of X-Files were on. "Well, I guess he's back to normal..." starts Heero. "MY CAR!!" screams Quatre elsewhere in the house. Duo snickers in his sleep. "Yup, back to normal."