A/N; So this will be a story of Jaune and Neo considering the votes which was surprising for the other contenders. Melanie, Miltia, Emerald you guys were the butt of the votes. However, before I show the votes I would like to say that this will be a three chapter story, and just like Coeur did, I shall do it every day. So this will be finished by Wednesday, and while short I will make them lovable yet laughable. Now here are the votes!

Neo – 37

Cinder – 17

Blake – 14

Miltia – 3

Melanie – 2

Emerald – 1

Honestly, what surprised me the most was that Blake was ahead of Cinder for a while? I was a bit surprised, I mean I like that ship too but damn, but then Cinder came up again. I thought they were going to tie, but it wasn't a surprise that Neo won. The stories will only be up to 2000 words since I don't have a lot of time and I do want to continue my other stories. So, without further ado, I present to you, A Date in Vale. Enjoy it. The art is from KegiSpringfield.

Neo's Apartment

The apartment was pretty small, pun intended for our short criminal, and held a large assortment of photos of a blonde haired criminal and an ice creamed haired girl. Both young and growing up to their current age, but instead of our favorite, adorable, ice cream criminal sitting on the couch and watching television, we find her in her room picking out outfits for the day. She held two sets of her usual jackets in both hands, but she was still deciding which one she was going to go with.

"I could go for the usual old Friday one, that should get Jaune to notice me since he and I always seem to have the best of days of Fridays! No, stupid! He wouldn't go for a Friday jacket since it isn't even Friday," Neo 'talked' to herself and tossed the jacket on her left to the couch and quickly chose her right hand jacket.

The reason Neo was so excited for today was because she had just gotten tickets to the newest movie that Jaune has been waiting literal months to see! The newest movie about some red suit hero who broke the fourth wall, but for some reason him and Jaune had the same costume. She honestly thought he gave them the idea or something but she didn't question it. The reason why is because she was able to 'persuade' the director to give her two tickets for a private screening in Vale. However, most people would think it was bad and hard to start a relationship through a movie theater, but with Jaune entranced in the movie, he was really into movies like that, she would slowly inch her way onto his lap without his knowing, lift her neck up, and inch her face close to his. Their lips would meet in a fiery passion which would last for an eternity, and then when he's suck facing with Neo, he will slowly strip her of her clothes and they will proceed to have hot, fiery, passionate sex right there in the theater! It was perfect, but before all that beautiful stuff they would do with a few simple things and then, at midnight, go to the theater and watch the movie together where they will do everything that happened in Neo's imagination.

She silently giggled to herself, if she could speak it would be in a more creepy way really, and already prepped herself up. She had already showered and bathed, seven times, to make sure she smelled fine, to see her porcelain like skin shine in a way, and to leave her hair the way it was. Jaune had once told Neo that he liked a girl with no makeup, nothing to hide behind, and was all natural. She was practically his wife already, but all they needed was the ceremony and a nice honeymoon in Vacuo, all to themselves. For three months.

She put the tickets in her pockets and walked out to inspect herself. She looked in the tall mirror, taller than her, and examined her pearly white teeth and gave a small, yet evil, smile. She stopped smiling and gave a nod, basically saying that she was ready for it and that she would do it now. She walked out of her apartment and looked down at the railings before suddenly silently gasping in realization. She ran back inside and opened her closet to see a tied up studio director, only in his undies, and reached in and took her parasol that was set to the left of him.

She soon ran out and leap over the railings and once her figure made point with the ground, it shattered into small pieces of glass.

Meanwhile

Jaune was currently in Professor Oobleck's class and was listening in to a boring lecture. He was currently leaning back and playing rock, paper, and scissors with his mind right now. It was going well for the first thirty two minutes, but then came the sudden realization that made everyone realize something.

They didn't know who the fuck was winning!

'Look guys, I'm pretty sure I'm winning it here. After all, I won the last twenty seven ones!' Jaune pointed out but met quite the resistance from his other sides. They both had won their fair share, and so had Jaune, but after the thirty minutes they realized that nobody was really tallying up the score, so it was pretty hard to decide who was winning this battle of wits. Literally.

'I was the one who got twenty eight wins! I remember you both had at least five or four points beneath me!'

['Jackasses! The lot of you, scallywags! I say that you be lyin' to me pretty face! I WIN BECAUSE I AM… uh… well… FUCK YOU!']

This did not seem to stop and Jaune had an inner mind fight with his mind right now. While he was mind punching, Ozpin came through the door, interrupting Oobleck's lecture who was quite surprised to see his colleague here instead of in his office. For some reason he didn't even have his mug of coffee with him, because Ozpin ALWAYS had a cup of coffee with him.

"Ozpin? What are you doing here, especially during class? I mean no disrespect, but it just seems so out of character for you to visit a class," Professor Oobleck asked his colleague, hoping to get a straight answer for this small disruption. However, Ozpin would not give any.

Ozpin held a calm face and pointed to Jaune and then outside, then pointed to his throat. It was as if he was signaling that he wanted Jaune and he to speak outside, and the reason he wasn't talking was because his throat was feeling quite bad.

"Oh, Jaune? Alright then. Mr. Arc, would you please pack your notes and follow Ozpin? I believe you two are due for some words," Oobleck asked his student who had finally snapped out of his inner mind battle royal and got up with a strange look about as he examined Ozpin. He followed the headmaster outside the classroom with a quick middle finger to everyone behind him.

Once outside the class though Ozpin suddenly had a devious grin which set Jaune into a fighting stance, which was pretty unpredictable, and just as he was about to attack the headmaster's eyes blinked and he saw familiar pink and brown ones that brought a mountain of joy onto his back.

"Neo!" He nearly shouted, had it not been for the fact they were just outside the classroom. He hugged the disguised figure and so did 'Ozpin', and just as they were hugging the REAL Headmaster Ozpin came with his mug of coffee and witnessed another version of himself and Jaune Arc hugging. He looked to the two of them while both criminals were frozen like a deer caught in headlights. However, all Ozpin did was take a sip of his coffee and walk away with the parting words,

"I need to warn Glynda about those shapeshifters. I told her that the show, Supernatural, was totally real, and there are shifters in this academy. Just wait till I get my silver."

Both 'Ozpin' and Jaune watched the man leave before finally hugging and the figure that was 'Ozpin' broke into fragments of glass that revealed the short little devil known as Neo, the best friend of Jaune Torchwick's mortal life. They kept the hug going for a while before Neo finally remembered that this was not the time for hugging, but the time for action!

"So why'd you come visit me anyways, Neo? I thought you were busy in Atlas, you know? With all that Paladin stealing stuff which I totally didn't figure out by reading the script for this story," Jaune said, giving a small wink to the viewers of this story.

Neo grinned and pulled out two tickets which Jaune inspected before his mouth dropped instantly with eyes wide as dinner plates.

"T-t-t-these are the t-t-tickets to the n-newest D-d-,"

"Deadpool movie! You are correct. I was able to 'persuade' the director into giving us tickets for the movie, a private screening, in Vale at midnight. I thought that you would like a surprise gift since I've been gone for so long, and I was wondering if we could spend the rest of the day together. Just… you and me," Neo's last part was definitely shaken by the way her shoulders shook, as if she had live snakes slithering around her lithe form.

Jaune couldn't stop his happiness and pulled Neo in for one of the tightest, bone breaking, literally, hugs he had ever given a person. It was just amazing how short people were such a great gift to the world, especially since his friend wasn't a short, hairy, midget.

In the Marvel Universe

Wolverine sneezed and began shouting out at Deadpool for once more shooting up the X-mansion.

Returning

"So, Neo, what do you want to do today anyways. Are we bringing my dad along? Because that would be so co-," Jaune wanted to say but the message was pretty clearly on what Neo had told him next.

"NO!"

"What? Why not? Could you only squeeze two tickets out of the guy? Because if so then I'll take care of his thumbs and toes for you then," Jaune said but Neo grabbed his hand, ignoring the blood that flowed into her cheeks, and shook her head side to side.

"NO! I mean, no. It was just that was all he had since i-it was hard to get the tickets. These were the only two made, plus we can totally avoid telling Roman of this. He won't mind it in the least, so how about you and me finally get going to the zoo?" Neo asked her friend, using her strongest weapon.

The pout.

Jaune wanted to reply, to stand firm and hold his ground, to not cower in the face of such a weapon. However, his will slowly began to crumble away like a sand castle drenched in a sea of water. He broken and gave a small no with an accepting smile. Neo let out a silent shout of victory and quickly grabbed Jaune's hand before they disappeared in the blink of an eye in a flash.

Ozpin arrived with Glynda, pointing to the spot that originally held the duplicate shifter that he was so keen on killing. He had a silver revolver, silver rounds as well, with Glynda holding a crossbow and a silver arrow. They looked to the empty spot that once held two people in silence for five minutes before Oobleck exited the classroom to ask what was taking Ozpin so long before seeing both of them with their guns out. Oobleck stared in silence before letting out a groan of disappointment.

"You all brought your supernatural weapons and didn't invite me? I feel like I've been shot!"

A/N; Yep, so that's about it. Now I hope it was enough for you guys, but the reason I couldn't write more was because I do want to work on my other stories more, so this will be a very short one and I hope you all enjoy it. Do have a good time, and please read on! ALL HAIL JAUNE X NEO! LET US REJOICE! REJOICE MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS! REJOICE!