Note: This is a parody of Smash King 24's story Robin and the Horrorland Nightmare with a SMG4 style like Mario tale. I also had permission. Again this is a parody of another person's work. Also, please excuse Mario if he says anything too offensive.
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It was a spooky night in the Spooky Halloween carnival. Toads and Mario clones roam around the attractions with the Smash Fighters adding some diversity. Mario was going on a date with his new girlfriend Corrin. The two were watching a show featuring Meta Knight being scary.
"I'm dark and mysterious and pretty bad ass. Did I also mentioned that I'm dark?" said Meta Knight.
"Mama-f***er! This show blows." said Mario.
"At least he's trying." said Corrin.
"Argh, if only a Peach chose me than my brother.", said Mario.
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Somewhere in the Smash Kingdom we see Luigi dancing as Peach cheers her boyfriend on. Anyone that did not went to the carnival started praising the green plumber for his awesome dancing skills. Luigi was quite satisfied with all the attention and love that he is getting after screwing with his brother.
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Mario was annoyed with Meta knight's performance as Corrin just watches like a dog looking at his owner holding a treat. Mario then felt an aura that made his spine chill that some worse is coming. The Fat Italian Plumber looked behind him and saw something that made his jaw drop.
The plumber screamed as his body moves around in a glitchy fashion to express his fear. Corrin looks back and smiled as she waved her hand to great whatever Mario was looking at. Mario was now reduced to a broken CGI model as he looks really messy as if some idiot was messing with a 3-D program.
Corrin then walk up to two girls named Palutena and Robin. Palutena is a goddess with long green hair and a white Greek dress decorated in jewelry. She appeared to be holding some junk food and ate some as she was walking by. Robin wore dark robes and white pigtail hair as she was carrying a tome. She looked like she just finished barfing as she was taking heavy breaths.
Mario returns to normal and slams his fist onto the ground for something horrid to happen. The sense of fear ran across the face of the plumber for the inevitable. He has to be with his girlfriend as she is talking with her friends. Mario could not stand their conversations as he is not into daily life, smash fights, family, and so on. Spaghetti is the only thing that interests him.
"Hey Corrin. Nice seeing you here." said Robin.
"I'm doing fine. I was just hanging out with my boyfriend watching this show." said Corrin.
"Meta Knight trying be scary again?" asked Palutena.
"He's putting in that effort at least." said Corrin.
"Maybe he's being an idiot once again." said Robin.
"Don't say that. You might hurt his feelings. I think he does a descent job." said Corrin.
"Everybody has their own opinion." said Palutena.
Mario could not stand the girls talking as he screamed like Steve Carell, "NO GOD PLEASE NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Is there something wrong Mario?" asked Corrin.
"It just... you girls are annoying." said Mario.
"And your the one to talk." said Robin.
"Come on Robin, he's just left out." said Corrin as she turned to her boyfriend, "Sorry Mario. I just wanted to chat with my friends even if its in the middle of our date."
"Well that's one thing I like about you other than making some kick ass spaghetti. You really are considerate." said Mario.
"How about we got play something in that booth? That way, Mario wouldn't be alone. I do this with Pit whenever I invited a potential boyfriend to Skyworld." said Palutena.
"Great idea and I know just the game." said Robin.
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We switched to a booth where the objective of the game is to throw a ball into a bucket. Sounds easy enough. The person in charge of the booth was Dark Pit who looked really bored and angry.
"Look what we have here." said Palutena.
"What do you want goddess? I'm trying to earn some money for the Kratos' Fitness program so that I can kill you in the future." said Dark Pit.
"We just wanna play." said the goddess.
Corrin was eyeing on the biggest prize of the booth which is of a squid from Minecraft. If you press the button, it will say "hey I'm a squad."
"Wow, that octopus looks amazing." said Corrin.
"Its a squid Corrin." said Mario with a bored face.
The plumber looked at Dark Pit as he gave out whatever was in his pockets. It featured some pasta, paper clips, and dust. The dark angel does not look impress as he said, "That would be $85."
Mario then screamed, "FF*#$%$^$^*(%^# $!"
"That is a bit pricey for a carnival game." said Corrin.
"Look Pittoo. I don't know if you haven't been to a carnival, but games like these don't cost so much." said Palutena.
"You're a goddess so I bet you can pay it like no problem." said Dark Pit, "Unless your not as great as they say."
The girls continued to argue as Mario could not stand this dark angel. He wished Dark Pit was electrocuted or something as Mario took out a Waluigi Launcher and aimed at Dark Pit. The dark angel was surprised for being another target for Mario.
"Waluigi LAUNCHER!" said Waluigi.
"Wah hoo!" said Mario as he blasted Dark Pit in the air.
The stuffed squid that Corrin wanted landed on her hands as she cheered with glee.
"Thanks Mario." said Corrin.
"I'm a go get some fresh air." said Mario.
Mario went out to take a break on the date. He is not sure if he can keep up with this, but he does know that Peach is a lot worse. The plumber thought that at least Corrin was kind and considerate to Mario's feelings as well as not being kidnapped as often with the exception of her family feud.
As Mario was walking by, he so happens to bump into a shadowy like figure with a hood and beak like mask. The shadow man looked at Mario with the later giving him his derpy eyes.
"Hello there sir, may I take your order?" asked the Shadow man.
"Hey, I'm a hungry." said Mario.
"Well too bad, I'm a gonna let you play a game instead." said the Shadow man.
"How about no." said Mario.
"If you win, I'll give you is bowl of spaghetti." as the Shadow man presents Mario the bowl.
Mario gave a bit ooh as the plumber attempts to grab the meal. The Shadow man held it high in the air where Mario could not grab it.
"The name is Dr. Z and today's game is for you to guess what number I'm thinking about from 1 to 10. Are you ready?" asked the Shadow man.
"AYE AYE CAPTAIN!" screamed Mario.
"I can't hear you!" said Dr. Z.
"AYE AYE CAPTAIN!" said Mario.
"OH!" screamed Dr. Z.
Mario tries to think hard about the number. He could go for the number 7, but that's too obvious. The number 42 is always the answer, but not this time. There are 50 states and 50 has two numbers. 50 divided by 2 is 25 which is the same amount of cents as a quarter. The quarter has George Washington, the first president of the United States. George Washington was also on the dollar bill and it takes 4 quarters to make a dollar. 25 minus 4 is...
"21." replied Mario.
"EH! Wrong. That was a really stupid answer. I said from 1 to 10. At least have the decency of saying number 42. Time to bring you to hell." said Dr. Z.
"Don't I have to sign a contract?" asked Mario.
"The last time I did that, I got my ass whooped. Now GET IN MY BELLY!" said Dr. Z.
A portal behind Mario appear as the plumber gets sucked in. Mario cried and screamed as he was pulled into whatever hell he is going to.
"Sucker!" screamed Dr. Z.
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Mario woke up into what seems to be a more nightmarish version of the amusement park that's he's in. It was dark and misty with nobody but Mario in this place. Mario was all alone, but he doesn't mind. All he said was, "Ooo, very scary."
Mario went back to where Corrin and the girls were suppose to be at, but could not find them anywhere. Its as if they had vanished. As he scouted the abandoned booth, Dr. Eggman appear out of nowhere and screamed, "PINGAS!"
Mario looked annoyed as he complained, "Aw come on! They left without me!"
"More like you left them." said a voice.
"Oh its a you again." said Mario.
"Hazzah! It is I, Dr. Z and I have come here for your soul." said Dr. Z.
"Sorry, I already sold my soul to someone else." replied Mario.
"To whom exactly" asked Dr. Z.
"Let's not get too personal." said Mario.
"Huh. I should've have guessed that someone as stupid as you have no soul. However, I have claimed their's." said Dr. Z.
"Whatcha talking about Willis?" asked Mario.
Dr. Z shows him the doll versions of Robin, Palutena, and Corrin as he declared, "THEM!"
"Bye." said Mario.
"Wait come back! Your not going to save your friends." said Dr. Z.
"I don't care." Mario said in his Pewdiepie voice.
"Well you're not going anywhere until you complete my tasks." said Dr. Z.
"Do I have too?" asked Mario.
"YES! Cause it gets lonely here." said Dr. Z.
"Fine! Hurry up already!" said Mario.
"And a little bonus, I added a little motivation." said Dr. Z as he snapped his fingers.
The mist thickens for a bit as it immediately clears out, revealing two girls about the same age. One of them wore a black Gothic dress with a large cinnamon roll curled pig tails. The other wore a Japanese style clothing with short red hair. They looked at Mario with begging eyes.
"Onee-chan." said the Gothic girl.
"Where's my onee-sama?" asked the Japanese girl.
"As you may see here, they are Corrin's little sisters, Elise and Sakura. They are dying to find their sister. As her boyfriend, they think you know where she is. I suggest you find her before you know." said Dr. Z.
Mario starts to get some flash backs from his time visiting Hoshido and Nohr for dinner. In Hoshido, he had to bear Sakura shy attitude and her constant apologies.
Sakura said after she bumps into Mario, "I'm so sorry."
"Mama-f***er!" cried Mario.
In Nohr, Elise is worse because she tends to talk a lot, give him tight hugs, and pulls his arm whenever she wants to show him something.
"Does this look pretty?" asked Elise.
"I don't give a s***!" said Mario.
Mario is returned back into reality as he starts running. The two little imoutos from Fire Emblem Fates chased after the plumber as the games begin. Dr. Z laughed as Mario will face one of the most difficult challenges in his life.