So, a while back I made a one-shot of what I would do if I played chess against Edward Cullen. Basically, it ends with him thinking I'm insane (which I am). I would suggest you read it *hopeful smile*. Anyways, here's Round 2. Let the games begin!

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or Edward Cullen. But I do own myself :D

Chess: Round 2

Edward Cullen sat down across from me. Another round of chess. I had totally crushed him the last time we played.

"As if." I heard him mutter. Well it's true. So Eddie, you ready to lose? He narrowed his eyes. I knew he hated being called Eddie.

"Are you still insane?" he asked. Dear, I never stopped being insane. I replied mentally. A thought popped into my head, so of course, Edward knew immediately.

"Ashley, no." He said simply. But it would be funny! "No." Now what would your brothers think? Y'know, maybe I should ask them... "What they think means nothing. I'm not betting that."

"Aw, c'mon Eddie!" I said, speaking aloud.

"Ashley, there is absolutely no way that I'm going to dress in drag if you win." You're no fun. I grinned. Or, you already know that I'm gonna win! "Nope." he disagreed. Then agree to it! If I win, you dress in drag. If you win... "You have to–"

"You're not gonna win, so don't even bother thinking of something." I said, cutting him off. He glared, which only made me grin. "Let the games begin!"

We started the game. Like last time, he tried–and failed–to use the 4-move checkmate on me. Puh-leese. Gosh, Eddie, you really don't learn, do you? He glared. I thought about my next move, and then I stopped thinking about my next move. Coconut! Lime! YOU PUT DA LIME IN DA COCONUT AND MIT ALL UP! I thought as I took his bishop with my knight. He gave me a 'what the hell?' look and proceeded to move his queen out. Snape, Snape, Severus Snape. Snape, Snape, Severus Snape. DUMBLEDORE! I thought as I moved my knight closer to his queen, but not close enough for him to take it.

"Yep, you're insane." He said, very matter-of-factly.

"Did I ever deny it?" I asked.

"Well, no." He admitted. I grinned.

At some point, his entire family ended up watching our game. They all looked at him strangely when ever he started laughing because of my thoughts.

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"So, does Edward look good in drag?" I asked her. She giggled.

A while later, I won the game. I didn't have to be Alice to know what Edward was gonna do.

"Hold him down!" I said. Emmett and Jasper obliged, holding Edward in place as I forced him into a dress and tucked his messy hair into a bubble gum pink wig. Then I moved on to the makeup, I applied it horribly. Then I pulled out my cell phone and took pictures. Hey Eddie, should I click send all?

"Don't you dare!" he hissed. Ooh, I'm soooo scared I thought sarcastically, clicking send all. I wonder what Bella will think. He glared. I laughed.

Well, I hope you enjoyed the insanity that is me. Please review! And check out the first one! Bye!