Ultimate Ninja Storm
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Prologue: In which a fighting tournament is set up to capture the Jinchuriki. Of course nothing can go wrong...can it?
Lots of characters, lots of bad puns, lots of action! What more do you want?
Rated M for (safety, mostly) language (mostly Hidan), action and really crappy jokes.
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Deep in the evil Akatsuki lair, some serious scheming was going on.
"I've had an idea, un!" Deidara said loudly, slamming his hands on the table and causing his hand-mouths to bite their tongues.
"That's a surprise." Sasori mumbled under his breath.
Deidara ignored him and the pain in his hands. "I know how to catch the Jinchuuriki, yeah!"
"How? Nothing we do ever fuckin' succeeds." Hidan growled.
"We can host a tournament!" Deidara exclaimed. "With a cash prize to motivate them to join, un! And we can set up the battles so we always fight the Jinchuuriki, and therefore win!"
Everyone shook their heads. Deidara was still grinning broadly. "What do you think, Leader-sama?"
Pein stared coolly a him for a moment before speaking. "I like it."
"I'll get started with the preparations at once, yeah!" Deidara jumped up from the evil conference table and ran out.
"You can't be serious. We're not going to offer a cash prize to the winner." Kakuzu frowned, but no one could really tell.
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Come one, come all!
Fight your way to the top! Prove that you're the strongest ninja in the land! For glory! For victory! For 10,000 ryo!
Join the Ninja Storm today!
"What do you think, un?" Deidara asked.
"It's awful." Sasori said.
"I like it!" Tobi clapped gleefully.
"Great, I'll get these posted all over the place!" Deidara turned and headed out of the secret lair, struggling with the two armloads of posters.
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"A fighting tournament?" Sakura asked, reading over the mysterious poster tacked onto the tree just outside the training grounds.
"Sounds awesome!" Naruto pointed. "And look! 10,000 ryo! I'll be rich!"
"You're not joining." Kakashi said.
"B...but Kakashi-Sensei...!" Naruto whined.
"I mean you're not joining without me." Kakashi said. "And we're splitting the money."
"Yeah!" Naruto cheered.
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"A battle? I can win this, I'm sure!" Lee exclaimed.
"Of course you can!" Gai encouraged. "And I'm going to help! Who's sponsoring it?"
Lee squinted at the paper. "Um...some people called...the Ikustaka?"
"Sounds trustworthy!" Gai declared loudly.
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"Hmmm...what's thisss? A fighting tournament? Maybe I can join too..." Orochimaru pondered. "And then I can claim the winner as my new apprentice..."
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"The heck is this?" Suigetsu pulled a paper from a nearby tree. "Sasuke! We should join!"
Sasuke thought for a second before shrugging. "We have nothing else to do, I guess."
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Up next: the battle preparations! What will happen? Who will fight? Who will succeed? Who will lose it all? Who is actually in character? Find out next time!
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Hasta la Vista, readers!
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