Okies, I wrote this a while back, but unfortunately me and my grades didn't get along last year and I'm grounded from August 6 to October 8. NINE FREAKIN WEEKS. It's evilness I swear. If anyone can give me another FF10 female character to make fun of there may be more pointless poems in the future, but if not, this is the finale.
Disclaimer: I own this like I own the Taco Bell Chihuahua. Yeah. Right.
Pointless Lulu Poem
My name is Lulu
I'm a balck mage
Contrary to popular belief
I am not a sage
My fiancé died and left me
He went by Chappu
Now I'm unfortunately stuck
With the Besaid Aurochs crew
I like saying "Enough Wakka!"
While telling him no more
I'm sick of his friend's passes
As they can be such a bore
I like to wear black dresses
Of the shoulder-less variety
The skirts are made of buckles
And the tops defy all gravity
I wear my hair uniquely
Braided into kick-ass rows
Filled with shiny tinkling objects
It's blacker than a crow's
I carry a voodoo moogle
It is my favorite plushie
But it's not even close to cuter
Than Wakka's blitzball tushie!
I swear every time I see that moogle I think of voodoo dolls. A voodoo moogle…hmm…*does happy dance* I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. Please peoples, read my original poems. I feel so sad cuz no one reads them. I have like, 2 reviews. Total. And those poems are much better than these. It's so cruel…*sniff* If you DO decide to be nice, read Dark Eyes. It's about this guy on my bus that I have a HUGE crush on and he has the most beautiful eyes…